Chapter 3:
Jack wakes up and finds himself in a strange land. One that looks...animated.
"I got him," says a familiar voice. Jack looks and sees it's Elmyra Duff, from Tiny Toon Adventures.
Then Buster, with his face covered in lipstick, comes out of a hole in the ground and Babs comes out wearing the same shade on her lips. Plucky comes from a lake. Fifi comes out of a bush. Hamton was vaccuming and Dizzy breaks out of it. Other Tiny Toons then come.
"This the guy," asks Buster.
"He's a good basketbaww head," says Elmyra.
"What's your name," asks Plucky.
"Uhh...Jack Miller." Jack was confused because he thought they were just cartoon characters.
"We ahre so hahppy you hahve cahme!" Fifi then starts kissing Jack alot.
"Let's take him to the staff," says Buster.
. . .
"Alright kid," says Bugs Bunny, "let's see what you got."
Jack was still confused about the whole thing, but he goes along with it and starts shooting hoops. Everyone was impressed.
"This kid's got game," says Montana Max, "and I don't usually compliment people."
"Now can someone please explain to me what's going on," says Jack, "you guys are cartoon characters! How are any of you real? Also, why do you need my help?"
Then Duck Vader and his team show up.
"Am I intewwupting something," asks Duck Vader.
Jack then sees Mala Mala Jong from Xiaolin Showdown, Shen Du from Jackie Chan Adventures, Alpha from Men in Black, Bane from The Batman, and Juggernaut from X-Men: Evolution.
"Wake up Jack. It's just a dream."
Duck Vader then notices Jack and walks up to him. "Is thewe a pwobwem?"
"You're not real. This is all a dream. Cartoon characters are just works of fiction."
Duck Vader then slaps Jack. "It's weaw."
"Thanks to our new buddy, Jack Miller," says Buster, "we're gonna tear you guys apart!"
"We'ww see about that. Wemembew, if you wose, your pwanet is mine!"
"Wait...what," asks Jack.
Duck Vader and his team then laugh and leave.
"We've got this," says Plucky.
Elmyra then hugs Jack. "We'we gonna puwvewize them!"
Everyone leaves and Jack knows he's in trouble.
. . .
Jack was alone, still trying to figure this whole thing out. Then Babs shows up.
"Sorry about all the pressure we're putting on you," says Babs.
"It's that, plus the kidnapping, plus I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that cartoons are real." Jack then takes a deep breath. "There's another thing. I don't think I can help you guys."
"Why?"
"Let me show you something."
. . .
Jack then shows Babs how he does without the shoes.
"Wow...you stink," says Babs.
"Yep."
"So, it's just the shoes?"
"Pretty much."
"We should take them to Bugs."
. . .
Jack and Babs show Jack's shoes to Bugs.
"These are definitely Michael Jordan's shoes alright," says Bugs, "I recognise them anywhere."
"So they give him supernatural basketball powers," asks Babs.
"I guess MJ's basketball skills rubbed off on them," says Bugs
"Well, I can use them to help beat Duck Vader and his superfreaks," says Jack.
"I'm not so sure about cheating..." Bugs begins.
"We are kind of desperate," says Babs.
Bugs had to agree Babs had a good point. "Alright. We just won't tell anyone."
"Okay, by the way. You knew Michael Jordan," asks Jack.
"And LeBron James. I've had some basketball experience."
Jack and Babs then leave Bugs' office.