Hi, my name is James Walter Jimmy Braddock and I have short oak brown hair (that's how I got my surname) with pink streaks and blue eyes like the ocean or sea and a lot of people tell me I look like Gerard Butler. I'm not related to Chester Bennington but I wish I was because he's so handsome and I'm jealous of his beauty. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hexcraft in Brooklyn where I'm in the seventh year.

I'm a goth and I wear mostly black and pink. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black high collar and a black leather jacket that had a zipper and a hoodie and mismatching pink and black combat boots. I was walking outside Hexcraft. It was snowing so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my two middle fingers at them.

"Hey Jimmy!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was Max Baer!

"What's up Max?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friend, Mike Wilson call me and I had to go away.