Chapter 6:
It was time for the big game. Characters from Animaniacs, Histeria, Freakazoid, Road Rovers, and Pinky and the Brain came to watch along with the Looney Tunes. The Tiny Toon Squad was getting ready to face Duck Vader's team.
"Let's do this," says Jack.
. . .
In the sports box are Pinky and the Brain themselves.
"Ladies and Gentlemen," says Brain, "the Starting Line Up for the Tiny Toon Squad! The Purple Tornado, Dizzy Devil! The Pink Beauty, Babs Bunny! That...green guy, Plucky Duck!"
"Seriously," asks Plucky.
"The Blue Wonder, Buster Bunny! And now, the Hero of this Team, Jack Millers! Now, the challengers, Team Vader!"
Duck Vader's team shows up.
Jack looks at his shoes.
"I know you have some nice shoes," says Plucky, "but we do have a game you know."
Like the first Space Jam movie, Marvin the Martian is the referee. Jack and Bane face each other. Marvin blows his whistle and throws the ball in the air and Jack and Bane both jump for it. Jack pushes the ball to Buster, who dribbles it and Shen Du goes after him. Buster then passes the ball to Dizzy, who's about to eat it, but then Mala Mala Jong grabs it. Mala Mala Jong then throws it through the hoop. Juggernaut then punches Dizzy. Babs has the ball, but Alpha manages to take it from her. Long story short, Team Vader's beating them.
"Dizzy's unconscious," says Coach Lola, "Mary, you're up."
The game went on and the Tiny Toon Squad kept going through players.
. . .
"We'we getting cweamed," says Elmyra.
"Meow meow meow," says Furrball.
"What did he say," asks Meiying.
"He said he got LeBron James," says Montana Max.
They all look, but something isn't right.
"That's not LeBron James," says Jack, "that's Libby from Jimmy Neutron!"
"I'm not even sure if I can legally be here," says Libby.
"We couldn't get LeBron James in this fanfiction," says Plucky, "so you got Libby from Jimmy Neutron?"
"Dumb Kitty," says Elmyra, "she's a giwwy-head and LeBwon is a man!"
Furrball then shrugs.
"So, I'm gonna go back to Nickelodeon," says Libby, "bye." Libby then leaves.
"Well, that was stupid," says Babs.
"That's it, we're doomed," says Plucky.
. . .
Buster was talking to Lola.
"I don't suppose you have something that can help us," asks Buster.
"Let me show you a trick Bugs used to make us all more confident." Lola then pours some water in a bottle.
. . .
"Good news everyone," says Lola, "I found Michael Jordon's secret stuff. This is the source of his skills and we have kept it safe all these years."
"You expect us to drink something you've had since 1996," asks Montana Max.
"You're desperate, aren't you," asks Lola.
Max is then drinking it.
. . .
Duck Vader was with his team.
"You have aww dome weww, but thewe is someting ewse. That boy. He has been able to put up a match. Buddy!"
Then the doll that can turn into a real boy from the Nightmare Room appears. "I'm Buddy and I'm your best friend... forever"
"Awe you only capable of saying two sentences," asks Duck Vader.
"Will you play with me," says Buddy, nodding his head in shame.
. . .
Buddy's spying on Jack, Meiying, and Babs.
"So, we all know that 'secret stuff' is just water, right," asks Jack.
"I've seen the first movie," says Babs, "it's one of those make you think you're better things."
"Good thing," says Jack, "because that would be cheating."
"And where are your shoes," asks Meiying.
"Look, guys, we're up against Bane, Juggernaut, a dragon, a guy who's made out of magic artifacts, and an alien amalgam," says Jack, "so, my magic shoes are necessary."
Buddy had a tape recorder and recorded that.
. . .
Buddy shows Duck Vader the tape and Duck Vader laughs evily.
. . .
Everyone was getting ready for the second half, but Jack's shoes were missing. He looked for them and even checked if Dizzy ate them.
"What's up," asks Buster.
"My shoes are missing," says Jack.
"Buster and I grabbed some from your house," says Plucky, "so here."
"Yeah, but these shoes... are my lucky shoes."
"Thanks to that magic 26-year old drink," says Plucky, "we don't need luck."
That made Jack even more nervous. When Buster and Plucky left.
"Poow wittwe boy," says Duck Vader, coming out of a closet, "wooking fow these." Duck Vader reveals he has the shoes.
"Those are mine!"
"Funny, I thought youw name was JM, not MJ."
"What do you want?"
"To win, but mostwy, I want youw Tiny Toon fwiends to wose."
"How did you even know about the shoes?"
Duck Vader then reveals Buddy. "I'm Buddy and I'm your best friend... forever."
"Swam Dunk." Duck Vader and Buddy then disappear. Jack knew he had a problem.