Wade gasped as he looks around and saw he was in some sort of office. It looked like a presentation room. He noticed that the watch was missing, likely confiscated so he couldn't escape. There was someone else sitting in the room sitting across from him. He was dressed formally, and considering the many times Wade has been pruned from the TVA in the past, his last time was when the Warriors was brought in for questioning. This was a new experience as they usually just send him back to normal continuity with no memory of their previous encounters.

"Mr. Wilson." The man greeted. "You seemed to have soiled yourself while unconscious."

"I wasn't unconscious." Wade stated. "Who are you people?"

"I am Agent Scribe," he introduced himself to Wade. "And you are in the TVA."

"The TVA?" Wade was shocked to hear that. "Wasn't this place destroyed by the Warriors like two years ago?"

"You're thinking of the main building. We're what you would call a side agency," Scribe explained to him. "Same company, just in a different building."

"Okay, and what am I doing here?" Wade asks.

Scribe snapped his fingers and the doors behind them opened. "Walk with me, Wade."

Wade followed Scribe as they walked down the hallways and made it to the elevator. Scribe brought Wade to the main room where he saw it was almost set up like a Star Destroyer. There was a lot of people looking at computer screens and a long trench walk path in the middle.

"We are not like the other branch of the TVA." Scribe explained as they reached the end of the path. "They were in charge of keeping the main continuity of the multiverse secure. We're making sure that what we've dubbed "crossovers" are kept at a Minimum level. Otherwise, you risk ripping the fabric of reality apart. Killing everything."

"Wow, that was a whole chunk of exposition." Wade commented. "Wait, are you saying this was about the watch?"

"No, it's because of you eating a cranberry filled doughnut." Scribe said sarcastically. "Yes, it's because you used the watch. You've used it so much, you've now officially caused ripples in the multiverse."

Scribe then used a small device and showed off a diagram that shows Wade lines on a graph. "What's this?"

"This is the fabric of reality," Scribe explained. "And when you kept jumping from one reality to another, this is what happened..." they watched as the strand of Earth-Prime began to ripple and shake. "You have caused a ripple so powerful that now without the Anchor Being, there is no chance of saving your world."

"Anchor Being?" Wade asks.

"The Anchor Being is the character that set off the chain reaction of events that caused your reality to be altered and created to begin with." Scribe explained the best he could. "Your Anchor Being... being..."

Then they showed on the screens that the Anchor Being that changed everything was (obviously) Spider-Man. They watched from the beginning of when Peter was bit by the spider, to showing how Jessica became a hero because of it. Then they watched as the ripple went further and further. The longer it went, the more changes Spider-Man created. All the way to when he became the Ghost Rider, sacrificing his powers to save the one he loved.

"Parker?" Wade asks. "But he's still alive."

"Yes, but he doesn't have powers," Scribe confirmed. "When he sacrificed his powers, his role as the Anchor Being was fractured, but it was perfectly fine. In fact, if he were to die, things would still turn out alright."

"Then what the hell?" Wade asks. "What caused this?"

"You were the cause of it," Scribe explained. "When you jumped dimensions durning your little midlife crisis, you caused ripples that caused your universe to become unstable. Unstable to the point that your universe is now going to collapse."

"What?" Wade asked in shock. "Well, how long have we got?"

"In a case like this, I'd say... a few years." Scribe explained.

"That's good," wade said.

"But in this case, it was so big, that we actually are now going to need to build a device to stop the ripples from causing the multiverse to die." Scribe then showed the device that looked like a big bomb. "We need to protect the multiverse, so we need to prune the dimension quickly. This will be ready in about... a week."

"A week?" Wade asks. "You're going to destroy my universe? In a week? All those people..."

"Yes, well, your universe has been running on fumes as it is, hasn't it?" Scribe asks. "And it won't quite matter. Since you're being put under arrest anyhow."

"I'm what?" Wade asked.

Scribe then used his device to open a portal and several TVA Agents left the portal. They readied their Continuity sticks, ready to prune Deadpool. Wade looked around and saw he had only a few options.

"So, are you going to come peacefully, or are you going to make this hard?" Scribe asks.

"Oh, there is one thing you should know about me," Wade said as he walked towards Scribe. "I always make it hard."

Wade punched Scribe in the face, causing him to stumble while Wade grabbed his time device. Leaping off the bridge, the Agents tried to stop him. But Wade was already too far as it is and immediately went into a portal he created. He decided the best course of action to save his world is to find a new Spider-Man. He needs a Spider-Man that can help fix his world, and save his dimension.

"And you should know where we went from there... now it's time for me to be the What If Universe's savior."

A quick recap of moments show Wade showing up to the grave sight of Earth-Z and digging up the grave of Spider-Man. Luckily he didn't travel without his Deadpool uniform, so it was a quick change to get into that.

Now we catch back up to Wade holding the skeleton of Spider-Man while surrounded by TVA Agents.

Wade ripped the rib off of Spider-Man. Throwing it towards the nearest TVA Agent and it impaled him in the eye.

Several more doors opened and many more TVA agents exited and rushed Wade. Wade used several pieces of Peter's body as weapons, including his ribs as he impaled several agents with them. Then he used the bone and shoved it through one of their heads.

Wade then began to use Peter's spine and head as a wrecking ball and smacked several of them upside the head with it.

When the head started to fall apart, Wade decided to use the spine and wrapped it around one of their heads where he then pulled and their head popped clean off.

Wade then took a moment and took a selfie with one of the agents.

Quick jump and he's using Peter's hand and arm as a slapped to then smack the prune stick and used it against the TVA Agent.

Sucker punching one of them, he used a bone and impaled him in the crotch. He then yanked the bone back and threw it through a portal and killed an approaching TVA Agent.

Wade then used Peter's legs as nunchucks and swung them around to kill the agents. He then finished by sticking two agents together where he then threw them upward and killed them against a tree.

Running out of body parts to use, he ended up finishing up using Peter's fingers and finished the job.

"You sick fuck!" The last remaining TVA member said in anger. "Spider-Man was a hero. And one of the only good things to come out of this timeline!"

Wade took offense to that as he then finally drew his sword. He threw it at the ground, watching it bounce off the ground and impaled him in the neck.

Wade approached him and took his sword back with a sigh. "Well... that was fun." The agent then fell down dead. "Okay, plan A: use the OG Spider-Man to fix my world was a bust. So it looks like it's time for Plan B: scour the multiverse until I find one."

Wade then pulled out the TempPad and wondered where to try first. He created a breach and walked through, wondering where he would end up.

Wade walked through the doorway and found himself in the building tops of a busy city he guessed was New York. He saw a Spider-Man dangling off the ledge and saw this must be him.

"Parker!" Wade called out.

This worlds Spider-Man then turned to face him, wondering how he knew his name.

"I'm gonna need you to come with me," Wade begged him.

"And you are...?" Peter asked, jumping down and revealed he's actually smaller than Wade was expecting.

This suit's appearance takes much inspiration from the original Spider-Man suit, even down to using the same color scheme of blue and red. On this suit, however, the red highlights are colored crimson. Much like the many variants, this physical build of Spider-Man is both much younger and skinnier.

The suit leaves Spider-Man's arms exposed, with his hands being covered by protective hand wraps and gloves. The suit also features the mark of the Spider-Clan on both the chest insignia and on the backpack. On his feet, Spider-Man wears a pair of sneakers rather than boots. The eye lenses, while significantly larger than other suits, can still emote much like them.

"Well, aren't you just a cute little Spider-Man." Wade said with a baby voice. "Did you stick the landing little guy?" He then got his hands on his knees. "Yes, you did, comic accurate Manga Spider-Man. Such a cute little Spider-Man."

Peter then seemed to take offense to that and cracked his knuckles. Wade used the device to open another portal and stepped back.

"Cue the montage." Wade said.

Wade now showed up at a time that seemed to be based on a western. He walked his way into the local bar where he found this worlds Spider-Man. Although his face isn't seen, he most likely resembles the main universe Peter Parker because he has brown hair like him.

This worlds Spider-Man is named Web-Slinger, and he wears a dark brown cowboy hat, a spider designed bandana and poncho with a spider symbol on the front and back, a beige vest and white shirt underneath, dark brown pants, and beige cowboy boots.

He was playing a game of cards with a few other people in the bar. "Spidey?" Wade called.

Web-Slinger didn't respond as he just kept playing. Wade then walked over and saw he was playing and tried to grab him. He went to grab him, hoping to get him alone to explain everything.

"Look, I need you to come with me." Wade said. "My world-"

Before he could explain, the Web-Slinger drew his guns, shooting Wade and sending him toppling. Then Web-Slinger shot out two webs and yanked Wade towards him. He then lifted Wade up and slammed him into the table he was playing on.

"You walked into the wrong place, partner." Web-Slinger informed him,

"You know what? I agree." Wade said, drawing the device and opening a portal.

Wade then fell through the portal and went to try and find another Spider-Man. Web-Slinger saw his work was done and sat back down to play.

Peter then opened the box to show it had a key in it. "You know I love your family, and I love my aunt...but we need a little space of our own, wouldn't you say?"

"I'm still waiting for you to properly ask me." Violet stated.

Peter chuckled as he decided to play along. "Violet Parr, the love of my life, you want to move in together?"

Violet smiled with a nod. "There it is." She then took the key and smiled as she eyed Peter. "Yes. I'd love to move in with you."

Violet then pulled Peter in for a kiss and they happened to overhear everyone else. They looked over and saw their family were watching the whole thing and cheered, some even clapping.

"About time." Helen told them.

Violet rolled her eyes at her moms behavior and turned towards Peter. "This is going to be a big adjustment, you know? No matter what happens, we need to remember that."

"Come on, we're superheroes. What can happen?" Peter asked.

Wade then opened a portal and walked through it. He waved his hand. "Hi, excuse me." He got Violet and Peter's attention. "Am I interrupting something? Did I come at a bad time?"

Peter and Violet looked at one another and back over to Wade. Violet engulfed him into a force field, seeing Peter must've jinxed them when he said "what could happen?" So she quickly shoved him back through the portal he came through.

Wade found himself dealing with a world that looked like he was on an island with S.H.I.E.L.D plastered everywhere. He wondered where he was when he then found Spider-Man and a few various heroes such as Agent Venom, Iron Fist, Whote Tiger. And from the looks of things, this was years later on in this worlds timeline from the ending.

What he saw was the older generation being Spider-Man and various heroes have moved on. Some even have grown relationship's within their community. With Peter and Ava now happily married and seemed they even had a daughter and another on the way.

"You know what? Our world doesn't need anymore kid heroes." Wade said as he opened another portal. "And even though you're an underrated and over-hated variant, you still have some haters. I say we just keep this universe alone."

Wade then found himself in a new world that was in black and white, and he found this worlds Spider-Man standing in the rain. This version of Spider-Man wears a trench coat which its counterpart usually wears. However, unlike its original counterpart, this Spider-Man Noir wears a hat, and the mask's face is almost identical to normal ones while retaining original Noir's aviator glasses.

"Ooh, now you are a different one." Wade said. "And we could use some Nic Cage humor. Or are you that Amazon show version?"

Then our of nowhere, Noir Spider-Man shot Wade and sent him flying.

Wade sighed as he was getting sick and he found another dimension. This time he walks in and finds Peter Parker in a warehouse with scientific equipment everywhere.

"Okay, so far, so good." Wade said in worry. "I don't see anything wrong here," he then approached Peter. "Excuse me, Peter Parker?"

"Yes?" Peter asked.

"Hi, I'm here searching for Spider-Men. And you, sir, are my top pick." Wade said, ignoring his past attempts. "What do you say about helping me save my world?"

"Spider-Man?" Peter asked as he fixed his glasses. "I think you have the wrong guy. There's nowhere here with that name."

"Oh, come on, you can trust me." Wade promises. "I've met thousands of Peter Parker's. They're all the same. I know you. You're Peter Parker. Spider-Man in every universe."

"I'm telling you, there's no-" Peter was saying when suddenly Wade shot him. "AHHHHAHH-HAAAA!" He screamed in pain. "You shot me!?"

"I was hoping you'd dodge it." Wade admitted. He then sighed as he turned away. "Well, now I'm stuck." He missed how Peter groaned and his eyes began to glow green. "Do I help him, or should I just shoot him and end his misery? Did I shoot him somewhere vital?"

Peter groaned as he then fell over and his body began to morph into something bigger. His body began to morph green. He let out a grunt as his shirt was becoming tight and was getting ripped through.

"I don't usually check." Wade admitted. "I'll have to figure if he'll die from the injury first before deciding."

Then he heard someone let out a roar, getting him to freeze. He then turned back and saw as he was now face to face with a monstrous form of the Hulk that seemed to be this world's Peter Parker.

"I am What If Jesus, you dull creature!" Wade proclaimed. "And I will not-"

Then the Hulk swatted Wade like a fly, sending him flying across the room. Wade slammed into some equipment as it then sparked and messed with the electricity.

Wade opened a portal as the Hulk came charging and fell straight through it to escape.

Then Wade entered a strange dimension that looked to be some sort of jungle. "Well, what's going to happen this time?"

Wade was then attacked by a monkey that was dressed like Spider-Man. The monkey screeched as he attacked Wade who only screamed and tried to rid himself of the monkey.

"Get off of me! You fucking freak of nature!" Wade cried, throwing the monkey off his face. "Next!"

Wade found himself somewhere as he found in a old American colony. He looked and saw Spider-Man of this world was masking out with some blonde he'd never met.

"Ooh, hey, you look great." Wade said as he approached the two. "A Spider-Man from olden times. What if I told you I could show you how this colonization thing turns out? Just don't google the history."

Peter looked over to the girl as she nodded. She then approached Wade and shapeshifter, showing she was a mutant.

"Ooh, look at that." Wade said as he saw her powers. "You're a shapeshifter. Those are all the rage nowa-"

She transformed into a bear and roared at Wade. She then didn't waste any time as she then ripped Wade's arm off and threw it and him back through the portal.

Entering another dimension, he found himself on some secluded island in the middle of nowhere. Wade looked around and found Spider-Man spinning some sort of weapon around while someone was watching.

"Ooh, another Star Wars dimension." Wade took notice of the dimension. "Hi, excuse me, you have a minute?"

Before he could explain the situation, Peter Parker of this dimension slammed the weapon. The weapon sent a shockwave that sent several rocks flying towards Wade. Wade shrieked as he then ran over and opened a portal to escape the rocks.

Wade ran into another dimension where he avoided the rocks that followed. He then stopped and sighed. He looked around and saw there was no one around.

"Fuck!" Wade cried in anger. "I'm...what... the... fuck?"

There was no-one around because the entire city of New York was destroyed. He was shocked to see the destruction and chaos that was caused. He looked and saw dozens of corpses everywhere. This world was dead.

"I...I thought that I set this thing to worlds with Spider-Man." Wade said, looking over the device. "Come on, what the fuck?"

"Hi there." A voice said, showing a small AI. "Need to warn you that you're currently standing in a decaying reality. This reality is said to die in a few days."

Wade looked upward and saw the sun was replaced with what looked like a giant white vortex. It looked like it was destroying everything and was slowly enclosing on the Earth he was standing on.

"Huh, that's not promising." Wade said to himself. "So...if I was Spider-Man, where would I be?"

Wade then looked around and saw the only building with lights on. He walked his way over and opened the doors. What he saw was no different than what was outside. Some dead bodies, a complete mess, and a few broken glasses everywhere. But there was someone in the bar.

The spider insignia is small, fist-sized, and centered just above the chest. At the back, there is another spider insignia but instead of black, it's red and big. The web-shooters are located in the wrists. The boots are also slightly below the knee, with black outlining covering them and the feet. The black outlining in particular resembles a spider's web, especially on the mask area and the torso. These outlines split the suit into rectangle segments, which are especially visible on the torso area, neck and shoulders.

But what made this one different was the fact that the entire suit was ripped. It was like the entire suit and likely the man behind it was through a lot of battle. His right leg had bandages around the knee, that looked old and covered in blood. His left leg was covered in scratches and tears, which seemed to have been sewn back. There was also a belt wrapped around his torso that had extra cartages for his web fluid.

But the biggest difference was his left arm. The entire thing was missing. In its place, there was a giant metallic arm that had a biker glove at the end to make up for its lack of wall climbing capabilities. He wore no mask, but there was a mask on the counter.

The mask had a bandanna like cloth wrapped around the head. There was also a giant scratch that went over the left eye socket, and it was replaced with the eye socket that used to belong to what Wade assumed was this worlds Deadshot.

Peter then reached over as he then picked up another bottle. He took it to his mouth and began to chug it down. Wade skidded his way over and saw that this was at least a sensible Spider-Man. At least this one hasn't tried to kill him yet.

"Hi, there." Wade said to Spider-Man. "Peter Parker? Spider-Man?"

"That's what they called me." Peter said, looking over to see Wade. "Thought I was the last one alive."

"Yeah, I seemed to notice how much your world has gone to shit." Wade commented. "Well, today is your lucky day. Because I'm here to take you away."

"What, my time has finally come?" Peter asked with a sigh. "Good. I've been waiting for this day to come."

Wade was a little confused. "Uh, I think you got me confused. I'm not an angle of death. I'm the Savior. It's in the title."

Peter sighed as he seemed disappointed at the news. "Well, that's sad." He then began to chug the bottle again. "And why would I want to go with you?" He asked, poking Wade with his metal arm. "You look like some ghost stripper."

"Because unfortunately, I need you." Wade explained to Peter. "And more importantly, my whole world needs you."

Peter scoffed as he just looked away. "Yeah, like I haven't heard that before." He then grabbed another bottle and popped the cap with his thumb. "Everyone needs me. But trust me... you don't want me."

Wade then watched as Peter began to chug the bottle. "Okay, well, I'm sort of on a time crunch here," he said, beginning to try and lift Peter up. "So, upsy Daisy."

Peter then shoved Wade back and got prepared for a fight. "You don't want to do this."

"Actually, I kinda do." Wade said. "Because this is the furthest conversation I've had with one of your doppelgängers." Then he reached over and drew his gun that was actually a gift from the team, that even had a joke imprinted with it saying 'smile, wait for the flash'. "So, unless you want to take a breath through your fucking forehead, I suggest you listen."

Peter groaned as he then prepared to fight. "Well, then..."

But then before Peter could prepare to fight, he became too drunk and fell over. Wade was a little confused as he then looked around, expecting this to be some sort of joke.

"Alright, that works for me." Wade shrugged.

Back in the TVA, Agent Scribe was watching as his men were hunting Deadpool across the multiverse. He also had a bandage over his nose where Wade punched him. Then a portal opened and Wade walked into the room with Peter over his shoulder.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, your savior has come, and he's come with your salvation." Wade said, dropping Peter. He fell and slammed face first into the ground. "With the answers to your prayers!"

"I...don't follow." Scribe said.

"You said that my world was dying because this sag of spider-nuts got himself powerless." Wade said, gesturing down to the Spider-Man unconscious on the floor. "Now, we have a new one. Problem solved."

Scribe scoffed and rubbed his head in anguish. "Oh, my god! You actually think you can replace a Anchor Being?" He asked in annoyance. "With this of all things?"

Wade didn't seem to be following. Judging by the look on his face.

"I would have accepted any other Spider-Man, just FYI, but this Spider-Man..." Scribe said, gesturing to the unconscious Spider-Man. "This, you have officially outdone yourself. You just happened to bring us the worst of them all."

"What do you mean the worst?" Wade asked in surprise.

"Mr. Wilson, this Spider-Man..." Scribe said, gesturing to the Spider-Man as he was becoming conscious. "...let down his entire world." Spider-Man heard everything, but was unable to move because of his condition. "He's the stuff of legends around here, and not in a good way. And what he did... well, some things just can't be forgiven."

"Forgiven?" Wade whispered.

"Mr. Wilson, your world is dying." Scribe stated. "And there is no way to save it anymore. That time has past. It's time we wiped the slate clean, and start fresh."

"I'm going to lose everything I've known and love because that stupid Spider-Prick decided to retire? And you're treating it like some sort of joke?!" Wade asks, not noticing Spider-Man standing up. "And he's standing right behind me. Isn't he?" He then turned and saw Spider-Man standing. "Welcome to the What If Universe." He then turned back to Scribe. "As for you. I wanna talk to your boss. I wanna hear this from he What If Universe, or Wyatt whatever he was called in that Warriors story. Hell, get Superfluffy off his ass if you have to!"

Then he watched as Scribe froze in terror, as did the rest of the room. He looked around and it was almost like watching a child getting caught in the act of lying.

"Ooh, I just heard the sound of a dozen butts quenching." Then he started to get the idea. "You're off the grid. The boys upstairs don't know what their underlings are doing down here." He then showed he was still holding the TempPad he stole. "Well, then how about I take myself upstairs, and go full Karen on them? I'm gonna tell them all about-"

Then Scribe used a cannon prune and stabbed Wade before he knew what was happening. Then the TempPad fell on the floor and Spider-Man watched him disintegrate in his face.

"What the hell happened to him!?" Peter asked in terror.

"We sent him to where trash like him belongs." Scribe answered. "And where you will be going."

Peter then quickly prepared for a fight, even though he was still half drunk. He took a swing and missed, getting himself pruned and was killed in front of Scribe's eyes.