V Wolf: A Gravity Falls Story

Episode 3, Part 1: High School Siege

It's fifteen minutes past five o'clock in the morning, Wendy is still sleeping in her bed since she pressed the snooze button on her alarm clock on her nightstand. Manly Dan opens the door. "Wendy, you know it's time for school! Wake up! Your brother Marcus is already done in the shower and eating breakfast!" her dad shouts at her before closing the door. "Ugh, why does the first day of school HAVE to happen on my birthday?" she asks herself, miffed. She gets out of her sweatpants and black house of stark tank top once she gets into the bathroom and takes a shower. After that she gets her backpack, fills it with school supplies and books and comes to the table to eat breakfast with her brother Marcus. "So, is it just as bad as everyone says it is sis?" Marcus asks her. "Yep." Wendy answered him before taking a scoop of her cereal. "Do they have to do sawdust drills as well with fire drills in gravity falls high?" he asks. "Yes." Wendy tells him. "Do they have vending machines that isn't just filled with the healthy crap Mrs Obumar has been pushing into schools?" Marcus asks. "Thankfully yes. They have pit cola and sprite in the soda machines during my freshman year, and they have corn chips alongside m&ns." Wendy said to him. "How are the teachers?" Marcus asks. "Oh, you know, uptight, nosy and they give you mountains of homework and give you very hard tests, expecting you to just memorize everything." she gives Marcus her take. "Do they REALLY have a pool on the roof?" Marcus asks her, in doubt. She chuckles, bumps his shoulder with her elbow in a playful way and tells him "No bro, that's just a lie people say to make fun of newbies that come here, such as freshmen." Marcus shouts "Son of a bitch, every time!" Manly Dan overhears this through the floorboard, from the cabin's cellar as he was sharpening one of his axes. "Hey! Watch that language! You know I'm the only one who gets to cuss in this cabin!" Daniel Corduroy warns them. The commotion up both Kevin and Gus. "Hey what's going on?" Gus asks them. "Go back to bed nerds." Wendy tells them. "Cool. More time to play on my DS." Kevin comments before heading back to his triple bunk bedroom with Gus. "One more question, is Vito going to be there? He seems pretty chill." He asks her. "I wouldn't describe him as chill, but thankfully yes. In fact, he's really badass." Wendy tells him. "Nice." Marcus replies. "Can't believe you're sixteen today." Marcus tells her. "So far, it's not as glorious as it sounds. I still don't know how to drive or gotten a car." Wendy said to him as she was finishing her food. "Dad could teach you." Marcus tells her as he was chewing on his steak. "Dunno about that, he got into trouble with the cops after his road rage incident during the summer with some men in black." Wendy reminds him. "Oh right." Marcus realizes.

Thirty minutes pass by and Vito tells Anthony Lupo "Good luck with your new job in waste management at Boringtown dad." as he was leaving the house through the front door, he then discovers that his muscle car he bought yesterday is all fixed, and it's in his driveway. "Well, I'll be damned. Didn't think it'd be fixed." He said to himself. "What's this note doing on the hood?" Vito asks himself as he takes it off. It reads:

"Dear mister Vito Lupo,

My old friend Malik Bylilly and Soos came to my Hootenanny Hutt with your busted car and asked to me fix it. Since you're a paranormal investigator working with him and his team, I not only repaired it but gave it several thingamajiggies and gizmos. It has a built-in wifi server, an auto pilot mode, bullet proof windows and armor everywhere, ejector seats, a license plate changer, smokescreens, a nitro booster, tire slashers, oil jets, fully loaded and hidden dual machine guns, and hidden hydra rocket launchers. Eight five percent of which are highly illegal, so don't have too much fun ya hear? Me and Moe will show you what the buttons do sometime, but he sent you a bunch of instructions to your phone already. Thought I'd bring it up since I'm lonely after going through the divorce with my raccoon wife.

From,

McGuckett."

"This is friggin awesome. I got all these new, state of the art features for free." Vito says to himself with a grin on his face. "Hey Vito! Mind if you give us a ride to school?" Wendy asks him, standing next to her brother. "Sure thing, but don't touch anything." Vito tells them. Wendy takes the passenger seat next to Vito as Marcus sits in the back and they take off. "By the way I know about you did V." Wendy said to him, teasing him. "Did what? What exactly have I done that you're suddenly judging me for?" he asks. "That night, those… innocent people." Wendy said, jokingly. "Jesus Christ, give me a damn break. Did you not see the photos of that place online? There was a bloody mess in the basement. It's going viral everywhere right now with hundreds of thousands of views now. People didn't know this group existed till now." Vito brings up. "Yes, and I don't blame what you did a bit." Wendy cuts the crap. "Ok, then what was that about?" he asks. "I was kidding Vito, chill. Besides those sickos deserved to have their blood and guts all over the place. I cannot believe they'd go this far as to kill and cut up people and sell their flesh as taco meat after taking advantage of them. That's one of the sickest things I've ever heard in my life. Would you believe that Chance Johnson, that ghoulish turkey vulture you disemboweled was out to hurt one of my closest friends during the summer?" she asks him. "Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes, and I just lost it. I knew that he and his roommates were pedos, but I didn't think they'd be cannibals too. Hurting children in that way should carry a death sentence." Vito tells her. "And that's not the worst part, Chance Johnson is also related to a congressman, I didn't even know that till I looked more into the guy." Vito adds after drinking from his flask. "I don't blame you, but I gotta ask. How did you do all of that to those creeps? One of the guys' chests were ripped open and organs removed like he got blood eagled." Wendy asks before she added. "Like I told you at the café, I'm not an ordinary human being, and that I have a particular set of skills." Vito reminds her of what she told her. "I mean you're a body builder, that we know but not even our dad could rip and tear people's asses apart like that. I don't know a single person who could slaughter bad guys like that within minutes." Marcus mentions. "Maybe I'll tell you someday like I did with your sister here." Vito tells him.

As they drove past one of the bus stops, they come across a light tan skinned guy with brown hair in their age group with a horseshoe mustache and a clean cut, and wearing flamboyant, light-colored clothes right outside the entrance into Redwood Logs. He is wearing tan shorts, a white tank top with a flamingo on it, and pink aviator glasses. Vito looked in disapproval of the man's clothes. "Hey, you guys go to Gravity Falls high? I could use a ride that isn't a stinky, old-school bus." The man asks them. "Who are you?" Wendy asks him. "I'm Elton Mercury, my family moved here from Southern California and my dad has his own radio podcast and my mom is a park ranger. I'm going to Gravity Falls high as part of my freshman year." Elton tells them. "Should we let him in?" Marcus asks Vito and Wendy. "Why? We just met the guy, and we don't even know him." Vito tells him. "I guess we should. I don't see the harm in it, he seems nice enough." said Wendy. "Maybe. It's not like he's covered in blood, pouring a trail of gasoline while strapped with a bunch of weapons." Vito said, using self deprecating humor. "Hop in." Vito tells Elton. "Thanks man, sweet ride by the way." He compliments Vito as he gets in, taking a seat next to Marcus. They then continue driving towards their school. "So, anything about Gravity Falls high that I should know about Wendy?" Vito asks her. "Same shit you probably had in your old one, but a different school." Wendy tells him. "Funny, in my old school we've had more people than this one does, and that means more drama. One time a bunch of ghetto girls got into six fights in one week during anti-bullying week in our's in Manhattan." Vito brings up. "How ironic." Wendy comments. "Ya tell me about it, plus the restrooms at mine had doors that were missing locks or locks that didn't work at all, and the plumbing was always half asssed." Vito said to them. "Was there Lincoln logs on the floor?" Elton asks. "Yes, yes there were sometimes and the occasional left behind underwear and toilet rolls." Vito answered him. "Aw dude gross." Marcus comments. "What was your principal like?" she asks him. "Principal Skinning? That dictator? He was a douche. The old fart didn't do jack to keep the school nice, the teachers he hired were incompetent when it came to helping students, and he had a dress code enforced despite being a public school." Vito informs her and the people in the back. "The uniforms we had to wear made us look like a bunch of dorks." Vito added. "Wow, he sounds almost as awful as mine is." Wendy reacted. "How about your's Elton?" she asks their new acquaintance. "Oh, it wasn't as the driver's old school sounded. Our lockers were outside, and they didn't have hallways, it was almost always outdoors as most schools in my home state were and.." before he could finish what he was saying, the group pass by Greaser's diner to discover an unusual site in the early morning. One of the manotaurs named Chutzpar was having a very destructive mental breakdown. "Yo that's a freaking Minotaur man!" Elton remarks.

Chutzpar was surrounded by PAD agents all in black uniforms, vests, helmets and body armor armed with firearms loaded with nonlethal ammunition, tasers and cattle prods in the middle of the street. "Sir, creature and thing, we need to you to calm down and come along with us and we'll return you home safely." one of the agents instructs the manotaur with a megaphone. "Bullshit. Like how you returned my friends to our homes only to be neutered? Or try to make clones out of me? Hell with that! I ain't going anywhere you pussies! Get out of the falls!" Chutzpar shouted at them with a booming voice. He flipped one of their black vans over, squashing one of the agents' legs in the process, ripped one of their arms out and tossed the agent through one of the diner's windows and gores one of them through the chest. One of the agents hides behind one the black humvees parked in the left side of the street. "This is squad whiskey of the Paranormal Activities Division. We got an anomaly out of control. We can't subdue him, and he's killed two of our guys just now. Please Eagle twelve, take him down!" One of the agents pleaded with an SECU unit over the radio. "Roger that, we're heading down there now." Eagle Twelve assured them. They are in a Huey chopper, and it came swooping down to the scene. Two of the soldiers inside the chopper was operating machine gun turrets by one of each of the doors, and another solider was sitting on the right ledge with the right door open, holding a high-powered anti-material rifle with an infrared scope. "We cannot use the M2s, I repeat we cannot use the M2s, use the sniper." The pilot reminded the crew onboard. Chutzpar saw the chopper and picked up the van he flipped over and held it above his head, taking aim at the chopper. "Aw crap, he's looking right at us, take the shot Chester." the gunners told the sniper right beside him. The sniper onboard takes the shot and shoots him right through the forehead and Chutzpar collapses on the pavement road dead, and the van gets totaled as it falls down. "Oh man, I didn't expect to see that today, or ever. Is this just a normal one in this town?" Elton asks the three. "Yeah, it is." Wendy tells him. "I've had an interesting few days since me and my family moved here since day one." Vito said to him. "We got turned to stone with over half of the townspeople by this yellow dorito chip and then got rescued by our big sister and those twins she hung out with. Some fat guy was there I guess." Marcus told Elton. "The hell? How is that remotely possible?" Elton asks, bewildered. "It's a long story dude." Wendy said to him. The chopper lands in the diner's empty parking lot and a bunch of SECU marines get out of the chopper with automatic weapons and shotguns. Unlike their PAD counterparts, they're the real deal. They wear digital woodland camouflage and carry loaded, military grade firearms and have more high-tech gear. "Hey those look like the guards that we passed through when me and my family first arrived here days ago." Vito tells Wendy, Marcus and Elton. "Me too. What could they possibly be here for other than be part of some military exercise?" Elton then asks them. "Don't know, but I don't think it's for the good of this town or county." Vito gave his answer to Elton. "Yeah, I'm with Vito on that one." Wendy agrees with him. A PAD agent passes by Vito's car, and he asks the agent in black armor and googles "Hey, can we go now?" "We're going to be late for school." Vito then tells him. "Sure, pass through the vans and humvees." They pass through the vehicles on the road. "Christ almighty, I haven't seen people die like that in real life before. There goes my chances of getting sleep tonight." Elton comments. Elton, Marcus and Wendy were spooked by the carnage, while Vito isn't phased by it at all. It felt like your typical Saturday night at eleven to him.

They arrive at Gravity Falls high early, twenty-five minutes before school officially starts. Vito parks in a nearby parking lot across the street since it's already tons of cars parked next to the school and its parking lot. He notices the school is surrounded by tree stumps and that a factory is behind the school. "I apologize that you had to see that dude. Things have gotten even weirder in the past few days here." Wendy apologizes. "Don't worry about it, I mean it's not like it's your fault." Elton said to her. "So, this is Gravity Falls high. Why is it next to a Mudflap factory?" Vito asks. "It just is. The northwest family uses teens and migrants with work visas to get rich off of cheap labor in overworked sweatshops like that." Wendy tells him. "How convenient for them." Vito said. They get inside the school and head to the cafeteria to hang out for a bit. After much goofing off, Wendy and Vito head to their lockers. "Well ain't this a coincidence? Our lockers are right next to each other." Wendy says to him. "Yeah. How was the last person who had a locker next your's?" He asks Wendy. "She was a real pain in the ass, worse than that actually. She's the queen of gaslighters and plastics, she's the absolute WORST. I don't even feel comfortable saying her name. Every time I do, I hear a newborn baby being murdered." Wendy gripes. "Ouch." said Vito. "Can I tell you something hun?" he asks her. "Sure man, I'm listening." Wendy said to him "Back when I was in my old school, Henry Hudson High, I was on top of the social ladder. I was a jock that made girls ovulate over me and guys wanting to go the gym. Everyone showed me respect, even if they didn't like me. Here everyone is either a bitch or a dick. I tried hitting it up with people in different tables and they either wanted me to buzz off or huddle around and engage in secret talk like in the movies. What's up with that?" Vito asks her, confused. "Dude, you just got here. Almost everyone is going to be a jerk to you. You gotta earn their respect if you want it that much." Wendy informs him. "Yeah, I get that, but I really miss the status and power as a soldier for the mob and the son of a capo. I just took whatever I wanted like always, and if anyone complained or tried to stand in my way, they'd get hit so bad they never tried that again. Plus, I was super popular, and I do want to get that status again without being part of the criminal underworld ever again." Vito tells her. "Pfft, who cares? Popularity, slopularity. It's just a dumb social hierarchy that won't matter in a few years and you'll never see those people again. You're already an absolute unit bruh." Wendy said to him. "Then why can't these dorks see that?" He wonders. "If they don't then fuck them." Wendy tells him bluntly. "Hey, I'll see you after class. Okay V?" She tells him. Vito gives a thumbs up in response and goes to civics class.

Fifteen minutes pass by, Vito finds himself full of strangers in his civics class with a teacher speaking in the most monotone voice he's ever heard in his life, while Wendy is in chemistry class with Robbie, Tambry and Elton. "Man, this blows. Wonder if we get to make anything interesting in this class like meth, gunpowder, body melting acid, or tear gas." Robbie says quietly. "Unlikely. We'd get into big trouble if we did." Tambry whispers to him. "That IS what makes it fun." Wendy replies to her childhood friend quietly. "Yay cooking meth! We're going to be breaking bad up in this bitch!" Elton said jokingly. Most of the students laughed but then their chemistry teacher brings out a hammer from underneath her desk and does a light tap on her desk. It gets everyone's attention. "May I remind you that Principal Kilroy is now allowing the destruction of your cellphones at school like every other one in roadkill county." the old and crabby teacher reminds the class. "That includes you, Tambry." she tells her, seeing that Tambry is still texting and typing on her phone. Tambry groans and puts her smart phone away in her backpack. She coughs, hinting them to say yes. "Yes, Miss Raven Cockburn." The students say with nonexistent enthusiasm. "Now before I was rudely interrupted, I was going to talk about the periodic table, metallic and nonmetallic characters, ionization, electron affinity, and atomic radius." said the chemistry teacher.

Meanwhile Vito is learning stuff he's already known about the US government and how it works, checks and balances, separation of church and state, and the contents of bill of rights. One chubby girl with a white bob hairdo and nose ring, who was sitting in the back has been loud and obnoxious through the entire class so far. The girl wearing an amulet around her neck, long pants, and a t-shirt with RBJ's face on it. She was screeching about genocide, white supremacy, how important intersectionality supposedly is, and twisted definitions of tolerance, equality, and social justice from Vito's perspective. He's trying his best to ignore her, but his urge to tell her to can it up kept growing and growing. "God please kill me." Vito thought to himself. The teacher of course doesn't do a thing to get her to be quiet. He then stands up asks the civics teacher "I'm sorry Mister Ackerman, is this Civics class or Political Science? Can we PLEASE GET THAT BITCH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY AND GET THIS CLASS OVER WITH!?" Vito asks in frustration. "YES PLEASE." Hazel pleaded in agreement in her usual raspy voice. Hazel is wearing a purple and black striped shirt and a black skirt, looking like a goth girl. "You don't talk that way about our best student, Stefanie Schwab, mister Lupo!" The civics teacher yelled at Vito. "You're maybe new here but I won't tolerate sexist terminology in my classroom! And you Hazel, you better be nice to Stefanie this year." He then added. Vito sits back down and rolls his eyes. As that was happening, a fleet of trucks, SUVs and vans with cascadian flags are heading towards the factory, and it splits into two groups as three vans and four trucks park outside of the school in the middle of the street. Over forty men came out of the vehicles armed with automatic firearms, shotguns, RPGs, and two had explosive vests. Some are wearing woodland camouflage with war face paint, while most wore causal clothing underneath their body armor and tactical vests and balaclava masks. They start attacking the school by sending one suicide bomber toward a security guard. The guard takes notice of this quickly and alerted police and other school security almost immediately. Before he could head back inside the school or get out his taser, a suicide bomber blows himself up taking him out with him. A loud boom could be heard from the outside, everyone heard it. It was then followed by gunfire. "Oh my god, we gotta leave right now! It's happening! We need to leave through the back!" Wendy tells the people in her chemistry class. They all sprint from their classroom and end up trampling their teacher in the process. Vito also ran out of his classroom with Hazel and the other students in their civics class as soon as that echoed throughout the hallways. All of the students, run out of their classrooms. "All students, teachers and staff, evacuate from the school immediately! Get to safety now!" a woman on the intercom shouted through the loudspeakers. Then a loud thud can be heard through the loudspeakers after the woman was shot.

Two minutes later and most of the staff, teachers, and students evacuated through the school's back in the school's track and field, baseball and football fields away from the bloodshed and machine gunfire. Vito sees that Wendy, Tambry, Nate, Lee, and Robbie made it out okay and are at the baseball field, sitting on the bleachers. Wendy and her friends looked like they were out of breath. "Jesus Christ man. It's happened, it's finally happened at our school." Nate said, petrified. Vito rushes over to them. "Are you guys alright? What the fuck is going on!?" Vito asks. "We don't know V, we don't know, but we're okay. Actually, no we're not okay. I haven't seen Elton or my brother Marcus." Wendy tells him, stressed out, feeling very agitated and crying. "Why are they doing this? We don't deserve any of this." Tambry asks herself while sobbing. "I… I thought..." Robbie was saying to Vito, struggling to figure out what to say to him as he was looking at him in the eye. "You thought what?" Vito asks. "Nothing, forget I said anything." Robbie tells him, backing out of what he was going to tell him. A loud screech is heard through the school's loudspeakers, as someone else takes over the intercom. "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. We apologize for the inconvenience, we didn't want to hurt or kill anyone, but we were left no choice but to use violence. My name is Butch Myers, Major general of the Cascadian Militia. We only seek to create our own independent nation free of polluting elites like the northwests who exploit the working class for their own interests, the globalist and capitalist governments of Canada and especially the United States. You have three choices, join our cause and protect Mother Earth from slimeballs like the northwests and their cronies, or continue being slaves like the Corduroys and die like one, or you beg your government to give us one of those anomalies that your town is famous for, and let out two thousand of our brothers and sisters from their cells, as they're simple political prisoners." As Butch was going on and on with his speech, Wendy gets angry and asks, "Did he just call me and my family slaves?" "He just did." Vito replies. After Butch is done rambling, he has a disturbing announcement to make. "Now if you choose not to beg to Uncle Sam on our behalf, maybe this will get your attention. We have thirty-one hostages with us, one of them is Marcus Corduroy, a family known for specializing in the lumber industry, cutting off our access to breathable air one step at a time..." he tells the students and teachers listening in. "MY BROTHER!" Wendy shouts in shock. Tambry lends out an arm to comfort her. "Another hostage we have is Stefanie Schwab, daughter of Timmothy Schwab, an American senator who tried to cover for his creep of a nephew in spite of claiming to care about the safety of children." Butch said. "And I also think we got a fag up in here. His name is Elton, and wants to be a musician like Elton John, right?" Butch asks Elton as he drags him up to the intercom with a gun pointed at his head. "Right." Elton confirms. "Do you like sucking dicks?" The major general asks him. "No sir." Elton said, scared. "Bullshit, I bet you're like a vacuum cleaner, aren't you?" Butch teases him. "I don't know what you're talking about." Elton refused to give him the answer he wanted. "Fine then, don't tell, forget I asked." Butch said to Elton before bashing his head with the butt of his revolver. "I could go on and on with the list of poor souls we have captive, but the bottom line is that if we don't get what we want, they'll be shot." Butch said over the intercom. "Oh my god. We HAVE TO STOP THEM!" Wendy exclaimed to her friends. "I think the police can solve this. I mean the ones we have are useless, but they aren't that useless right?" Lee asks, hoping for a good outcome.

Thirty minutes had gone by, the gravity falls and roadkill county police departments, a SWAT team, SECU soldiers, PAD grunts, and even the Oregon National Guard show up to the school but do absolutely nothing. Many of them were sent to the Northwest Mudflap factory to retake it but ended up in a stand off with a hundred Cascadian Militia members. "Where's Vito?" Wendy asks. "I thought he left to use one of outhouses." she mentioned. "Wendy, your new neighbor is going crazy, he's trying to get back inside!" Tambry alerts her. "Huh?" Wendy asks, confused. "Yeah. You should come look. Nate is recording it with Lee, and what's left of school security are having trouble holding him back. This shit is going to go viral." Robbie tells her. Wendy gets worried, and they climb up to the top of the bleachers to see what was happening. Almost a hundred students huddle around the scene, and there's a mix of cheers, boos, and oofs. Four of the teachers and staff form a line along the gate to the outside, while a brawl between Vito without his black leather jacket on, and eight security guards. His new friend Hazel was holding onto his jacket for him. Three of them were knocked out and five are left standing, carrying batons and stun guns, and they had bloody noses and scratches and black eyes. They tried to tasering him, but it didn't work. "I'M GOING IN THERE TO SHOW YOU SPINELESS EUNUCHS HOW TO STOP A MASS SHOOTING WHETHER YOU ASSHOLES LIKE IT OR NOT!" Vito screams at them, after punching a security guard in the throat and flipping him over. He was losing his mind and is resisting the primal urge to transform into a werewolf. His face is red, his eyes bloodshot and had bloody scratches on his face that were slowly starting to heal up within seconds. One security guard tries to tackle him from behind by lunging at him, but Vito moves out of the way and tosses him at another guard effortlessly. "LET ME IN, LET ME IN!" Vito shouts at them manically. "No, we are not, it's for your own safety that you stay here. Let the police and authorities handle it sir." one of the guards try to reason with him. "MY ASS! EVEN IF THIS WAS HAPPENING AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, THEY'D STILL JUST SIT THERE, THROBBING EACH OTHER'S COCKS!" Vito yelled. He tries to sprint pass them and tackle his way through the line they formed to keep him from going any further, but two of the guards grab his arms as Vice Principal Regina Peck, alongside Principal Fred Kilroy face him. Regina is wearing a light blue dress that's mermaid themed, and has long dirty blonde hair, and blue eyes and is in her mid thirties. Her boss beside her has a graying flattop, gray eyes, no eyebrow hair, and a large, fat and burly build. "I get that you're angry and that you don't want your friends to die, I really do, but you need to calm down or you will get expelled if you assault anymore school staff." she politely but firmly warns him. "IF THAT MEANS I SAVE THE LIVES OF THOSE PEOPLE AND TEAR THOSE THUGS APART, THEN I SAY ITS FUCKING WORTH IT!" Vito shouts. He then breaks free of their grips on him by kicking the guards both aside and he sprints toward the gate and tackles through the line they formed to keep him in. "I repeat, we got student out of the field, I repeat we have a student out of the field! Vito Lupo, a sophomore is trying to take action into his hands!" one of the guards tells the staff and teachers over their radios, as students that were huddling around the fight were cheering for him as he sprinted towards one of the doors while avoiding getting shot at by two gunmen hiding in the school windows and one on the roof. Vito kicked in one of the doors and lunged himself at the militia man holding an AK47 who was waiting for him. Vito disarmed him and then rips one of his arms off as he shape-shifts into his first werewolf form while he was inside. Vito beats him to death with the butt of his rifle and tosses the severed arm to the side after he takes a bite out of it like it was a chicken leg. "Meat was a bit too stingy." he said to himself as V Wolf. While that was going on, Wendy's jaw dropped and suddenly gets an idea. "Guys, I know this sounds crazy, and that's because it is, but I got an idea." she tells Tambry and Robbie.

Three minutes later

"Okay you guys remember the plan, right?" Wendy asks Lee and Nate. "Create a distraction for both terrorists and adults, so you can get inside and save Marcus and Vito. Got it." Nate confirms with her. "Holy crap Wendy, first that house before it blew up and now THIS?" Lee asks her, worried. "Yeah girl, you'd have to be just as crazy as that Vito guy is if you're really going through this!" Robbie says to her, scared out of his mind. Tambry looks at her with anxiety, covering her face. "I guess that makes us both crazy. I'm not going to lose another family member again. This is nothing." Wendy tries to soothe them. "You guys ready?" she asks Nate and Lee. "Sure. But if either of us get shot, you're gonna pay for our hospital bills." Lee tells her. "I'll keep that in mind." Wendy said to them, as she puts on her ghillie poncho, and stuck leaves and sticks into the hat Dipper gave her. She crouches down and goes to an unguarded spot at a wired fence nearby the football field. She sees that a militia man was on the roof and wasn't looking in her way, hops over the fence, hides behind one of the tree stumps, and starts to slowly crawl her way to one of the back doors, while Nate and Lee were doing the distraction. All they did was held up a sign that said they supported fracking all because they watched a movie called "Who's nailing Palin?" This angered a sniper on top of the school roof and fires a warning shot in the air with his scoped lever action rifle, terrifying everyone and getting everyone's eyes on the gunman, including the eyes of the police. "HOLD THAT SIGN UP AGAIN AND YOU TWO ARE DEAD MEN!" he warns them with his gun pointed at them this time.

Wendy gets up and sprints toward one of the back doors and reaches one, she has her hands on her switchblade she keeps hidden inside her pants and slowly opens the door open to see if anyone was there by peeking through it. She has her switch blade ready, and hides behind a stairway in a corner, waiting for a militia man to pass by her. One does pass through one of the doors to the same stairway room, but V Wolf pounces on him from above the stairs and bites into his skull, instantly killing him. Wendy slowly walks out of the corner to see what was happening after she heard wolf noises and bones crunching. She sees Vito in his first werewolf form, spitting out bits of the man's skull and feasting on bits of his brains. V wolf is grossed out after tasting the brain matter and spits them back out. "Why would zombies find brains appetizing is beyond me." V Wolf talks to himself in his deep and distorted voice before seeing Wendy and shape shifting back into his human self, Vito. "Wendy? What the hell are you doing here?" He asks her quietly, getting off the corpse and crouches toward her. "Dude, you really are a werewolf. I thought your family went along with it because you're that unhinged." Wendy said quietly. "I stopped believing in werewolves when I was eight, but I always loved them. They're so fucking cool." Wendy mentions. "So, you're not shocked, frightened or what?" He asks her, puzzled. "I've seen worse things V. I thought you went to the bathroom." She asked. "Sorry I lied, I just didn't want you or anyone to worry. I just couldn't stand there and wait for more people to die like that." Vito then explained. "Like I asked earlier, what are you doing here? I've got this. You need to leave NOW." Vito tells her. "NO. You heard what happened on the loudspeakers. I REFUSE to lose another person in my family." Wendy told him, angrily. "Everyone saw what you did, and I figured that I cannot let my brother get hurt or worse get killed by that sadist and his lackeys. I've heard his voice before." Wendy continues to whisper to him. "She can't possibly be talking about him." Vito thinks to himself. "You mean it's the same guy that tried to kill you and my brother yesterday over nothing!?" He whispers to her loudly. Wendy covers his mouth and tells him softly "Quiet, you could get us killed, and yes, it is." Vito puts her hand off gently of him and said to her "I guess there's no way I can talk you out of it, so here." Vito takes off his Metallica shirt, revealing his body armor vest, takes it off and gives it to her. "A kevlar vest? Nice man." She thanks Vito. "You sure you'll be okay though? Have you seen what they're packing?" Wendy asks him while putting on. "I figured they'd be carrying the usual semi automatics and some gear. But select fire rifles, grenades, rocket launchers, and level four armor plates in their vests? This is a bit extreme for school shooters. I even found some of them carrying one of these beasts." Vito comments as he shows her the weapon he had slung behind his back after putting his shirt back on. It's a combination gun he saw one of the SECU soldiers carrying who were with those mysterious agents, guarding the entrance to Gravity Falls. It's a dual barrel, half assault rifle and half grenade launcher. It looks like a hybrid of an M16 and a China Lake. The one Vito took had rails with laser sights, a flashlight, and a dual holographic optic attached. "Man, that is some sci fi looking shit right there." Wendy softly said, taken aback. She is also glancing at his black utility belt he kept hidden in his pants, radio attached to his belt, a hidden mic he has around his neck, among other things. "I know, it's an ARB-90, also known as a Bunyan, and it's based on the AR-15 platform. It's specifically issued to SECU units like the ones roaming around town to deal with supernatural threats. It fires 5.56 NATO rounds from the top barrel that functions on a select fire system, S for to put it on safety, SA for semiautomatic, and A for automatic. And it fires grenades from the bottom barrel semi automatically or through pump action. You can switch between firing bullets to grenades by pushing the button above the select fire switch. It accepts any STANAG magazines for the top barrel, and the tube below the bottom one can accept three 40mm grenades in the tube and one in the chamber." Vito informs her. "Bruh, you really know your stuff." She commented, impressed. "How do you know it's only used by them?" Wendy asks. "I never seen a firearm like that before except for in the movies and video games." She mentioned. "I looked at the label on the other side that reads it's only for use by SECU personnel, and I've seen them carrying these as soon as I moved here." Vito tells her. "What are these basic bitch militia guys doing packing heat like this?" He then wonders. "Don't know but we don't have time for that, we gotta save my brother. But where are they keeping him?" Wendy asks as she puts on Vito's body armor. "Maybe in the room wherever that intercom is, where they talk through the all the loudspeakers." Vito theorizes. "I know where that is, it's in the principal office." Wendy tells him. "Where is it? First or second floor?" Vito asks. "First." Wendy answered. "Got it. You want to do this through stealth?" Vito asks. "Yes. If we get caught, we'd be dead or worse, they'd kill the hostages." Wendy tells him. They then hear two people talking and heading where they are. "You get the right side of the door and I'll take the left." Vito instructs her. "Gotcha." She replied. They get into their positions; Wendy got her switch blade ready one hand, and a pencil in the other. "I've killed one little hero who stabbed me with a pencil, and five security guards. All they did was tell me to freeze while threaten me with those stupid tasers. We're just on guard duty now. This sucks." One of the militia members complained to his buddy, before smoking his cigarette. "Don't worry man, once they get our guys out of jail, we'll raise hell like we did during the Clinton years. Remember the time where we detonated a truck bomb inside of Chevron's HQ at San Ramon in 98?" he asked his friend. "Yeah, I don't care how many 'innocent' people died. They asked for it. They were poisoning our oceans and infecting god's many creations. Oh wait, they still do. When will they ever learn a lesson?" One of the gunmen said. "Indeed, I bet those greedy bastards are burning in he..." the militia man was saying before being stabbed in the throat and in the eyes multiple times by Wendy, while Vito shape-shifted into a werewolf and bit the other in the neck and sinking his claws into his belly and ribcage multiple times, piercing through the man's vest and body armor. Blood is spilling all over the floor. "Alright let's get them out of site and take their gear." Vito tells Wendy as they both drag the dead bodies behind the stairway after he picked up the cigarette and put it in his mouth.

At the same time, underneath the Mystery Shack at the Thunderbirds hideout, Moe had been listening in on Vito's radio and mic even though he had them off. "Captain Bylilly, we have a problem." Moe warns him over the radio. "What is it?" Malik asks while studying the bottomless pit, by throwing a small rock into it. "I'm in the middle of studying an anomaly that exists right next to this tourist trap. Soos said it's a worm hole. Strange that I don't remember being here before." Malik said as the small rock came back out less than a millisecond. He noticed that barely any time has passed since he threw it in. "It's the fucking new guy sir. He doesn't know we're not supposed to interfere with the hostage crisis in Gravity Falls high, and he's roped Sargent Corduroy's daughter into it by helping him take action into their own hands." Moe informs him. "Oh my god." Malik said in shock. "I'll be right down immediately." The hundred- and sixteen-year-old wizard informed Moe Mole before teleporting under a puff of smoke to the surveillance center. He appears in the room out of a puff of smoke. "Give me that microphone asap." Malik orders Moe. Moe hands him the microphone.

Vito and Wendy finished putting on the enemy's tactical vests and helmets and steal their weapons. Vito turned back to his human self two minutes ago. "Hope your apocalypse training come in handy for this crap Wendy." He said to her, with some bit of skepticism. "It will. The paranoia paid off during weirdmageddon." Wendy guaranteed him. "I don't think those monsters you talked about had fucking machine guns and could shoot back but okay." Vito doubted. "Oh, shut up. I'll be fine, trust me. I know what I'm doing." Wendy assured him again while locking and loading a Tavor, looking at him with a confident grin. Suddenly, his mic, radio and earpieces turn back on. Wendy heard the noise coming from inside of Vito's pants. "Is that music playing in your ear buds?" Wendy asks. "Dammit, I thought I had these off." Vito thought to himself. He puts on his ear buds and asks, "Who's there?" "It's Malik. For Christ's sake Vito. For someone who's in witness protection, you sure as hell's bells don't know how to keep a low profile. And to top it off, you brought a civilian along with you, with a squad-mate's child no less. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Malik scolds him over the radio. Only Vito could hear him. "Don't know what you're talking about cap." He tells him, while Wendy sits there puzzled. "You damn well know what I'm talking about! You brought Manly Dan's daughter into a serious hostage crisis and school shooting!" Malik calls out Vito's bluff. "For a civi, she seems to know what she's talking about and doing so far. Not bad for one." Vito admits. "Yes, I am aware that her dad and mom taught her and her brothers prepper and survivalist training, that's not where I'm getting at. My point is that you brought her into this mess, a mess we shouldn't be interfering with." Malik tells Vito, growing more and more frustrated. "Who's we and why? I'm doing this by myself or rather with a friend. She's got my armor, wearing a helmet for protection she got off of a terrorist's carcass, and she saw me when I was in one of my werewolf forms. It's not like they'd be loaded with bullets of a particular metal." Vito states as she puts on the combat helmet over her hat after checking out its nods. "Do you want us to make it look like it was a two-man operation or not?" The magician asks. "Because it will be a lot harder for us to help you if you don't let us, and if get us to help you, then we'd also get into trouble along with you." He then informs him, fuming. "Cool, cool, either way we're fucked right?" "The less I need is more people knowing about my disease." Vito bitches at him. Wendy takes one of Vito's earpieces that are wirelessly connected to his mic without him noticing, puts it on without him and tilts her head towards Vito's hidden mic. "Hey. Who are you and why are you talking to Vito?" She asks Malik. "Oh, fuck no, she found out about us, what do we tell her?" Moe Mole asks Malik, after turning off the mic for a brief second. Wendy is getting hot to figuring out what Vito's true profession is. "We tell her the truth. We don't have a back up plan for something like this or the time to come with one." Malik tells him. He turns on the mic and says "It's Malik. In case you didn't know, Vito works for the PAD, paranormal investigator like how I am. Do what I and Moe, and other PAD members that are a part of my team say if you want to survive. Am I clear?" Malik then asks her. "Okay. I kind of figured V would be part of a group like this." Wendy tells him. "Do you two want help from us or not?" Malik then asks her. Vito and Wendy look at each other for a brief moment till Wendy nods her head. "Yes, we need assistance. You're a magician. You probably know some spell of your sleeves in case we get made and tell the media it was vigilantes that did it." Vito says to his captain. "That's a tall order but I'll see what I can do about that part. I'll have Arturo provide you two with sniper support from one of the cliffs on top, and Moe will tell you where to go and when to hide. He'll hack the security feed. When this is all over, Wendy will take the credit for putting an end to this crisis. We cannot let these townspeople know that there's a werebeast in their midst or the existence of the PAD and SECU." Malik tells them both. "Understood?" He then asks. "Yeah." "Roger." Vito and Wendy both confirm with him. "Good, we're Oscar Mike." Malik then said.

Moe then gets the mic back. "Can you two hear me?" Moe asks. "Yeah, we can hear you Moe. We believe that the hostages are being held in the principal's office, and we need to head there now." Vito says to him. "Do what I say and you two will get there safely. I take it that you're in the same place as you guys are right?" Moe asks them. "We are." Wendy tells him. "Alright good. You two need to stick together. Since Wendy knows this school, she needs to take point and you follow her Vito." Moe said to them. "Roger." He confirms with him. Wendy moves in front of Vito. "Also, since you two are carrying non-suppressed assault rifles, you need to use your knives only right now, and head to the school workshop to get oil filters, they can function as suppressors." Moe mentions. "There's nobody in the hallway to your stairway right now, but there's five militia men walking through the hallways on the first floor, and four on the second floor, so when they come around you take a room, get in and hide." He instructs them. "How many are there?" Wendy asks Moe. "I killed at nine of them, and me and Wendy just killed those two." Vito informs them. "Forty-eight stormed the school, which means they're about thirty-seven of them left. Nine are now patrolling the hallways in groups and the rest are inside some of the rooms, particularly the ones that have windows, and six in the cafeteria. Looks like they're guarding something by one of the pillars." Moe said to them. Wendy then starts proceeding to the workshop with Vito following behind her. "Oh shit there's something you should know. There are two armed militants in the workshop room, one with a shotgun, one with an uzi. If you have any flashbangs like they do, use them after you open the door." Moe advises them. "When will Arturo be there?" Vito asks him. "Give me ten minutes wolf man." Arturo said to them. "Okay, we've found the door to the the workshop, we're stacking up from the left and right of it." Vito tells them. Vito nods his head toward the door, about to open it while looking at Wendy. She stops him from doing so by grabbing his arm, "It could be trapped, slowly open it, and cover me while I check it." Wendy whispers to him. Vito opens it slowly by a slight amount. It wasn't. She pulls the pin and throws one of the flashbangs strapped to the vest she's wearing. It goes off and she throws a knife at one of the militia men in the eye and through the brain, while Vito turns into his first werewolf form and slashes the other one's face and neck, blinding the gunman permanently. "We've cleared the room, now to find some oil filters." said Wendy. While trying to find some, she stares at V Wolf in horror chewing and eating the man's intestines alive after he cut and ripped his stomach open. The man was gurgling blood, struggling to reach his side arm until he died. V Wolf noticed Wendy staring at him. "What sweet cheeks?" Vito asks. "You never seen a werewolf feast on someone's flesh before? Not even in the movies? Besides the intestines are the best part of the human body, they're like sausage links." V Wolf adds. "What? No. I just never seen one rip a guy apart like that in front of my eyes before is all." Wendy answers him, grossed out. "You alright? Do you have bipolar disorder or what?" Wendy asks him, disturbed. He transforms back to a human after he was done with the man's intestines. She still looks at him with distraught as he stands up, seeing that he's covered in even more blood. "My werewolf self has a different personality than mine. I am pretty sure I told you this before if I haven't already. Truth is that I am tired of killing folk, and I'm tired of consuming the flesh of other humans even if they are bad. My werewolf self isn't." Wendy stops being freaked out and begins to listen more, looking at his blue eyes as he speaks. "You see, I need to consume meat almost all the time to suppress the other side of me, V Wolf and his primal urge for absolute ultra violence and the desire to kill. I also try to follow the word of God and his son the best I can for good measure, unlike my degenerate parents who don't try at all despite claiming to be Catholics." Vito explained. Wendy eases up a bit. "Okay, I get it. Are you sure that helps you?" She then asks him. "Yes, it does. I've been one for almost seven years now, and I've been tested on by mad, sadistic scientists in an underground bunker, which by the way is the worst shithole I've ever been in my life. So yeah, I know what I'm talking about." He informs her. "You taken this workshop class before?" Vito asks as he begins to look through the drawers and cabinet doors for oil filters. "No, but I did end up getting it on my school schedule for this sophomore year thankfully. I need to know how to fix an engine before I get a car." Wendy said to him as she was looking for some too. "Not a bad idea. Did you know you can fix a car engine by spilling some Coca Cola on one?" Vito then asks her. "That I didn't know, I'll have to look that up sometime." Wendy states. "Found some, four in fact." Wendy tells him, tossing two of them to Vito, who catches them effortlessly. Wendy attached one on the Tavor assault rifle, and another one to the M9 Beretta she also stole from the first militiaman she killed. Vito couldn't attach one to the glock he looted, nor the ARB-90. "God fucking dammit, shit fuck." Vito muttered to himself. "What's wrong V?" she asks him. "These oil filters can't be attached to my guns. So, I have to use my knife and werewolf powers if I want to use stealth. You'd better get used to V Wolf's brutality, ribaldry and sadism if you ever want to fight alongside me or adventure with me again. It's going to get ugly." Vito gives Wendy a heads up. "Do whatcha gotta do man." Wendy said to him as he pulls her knife out of that man's eye socket. "How far is the principal's office from here?" he asks Wendy. "It's at the front side of the building, with its windows facing the street. Just continue following me. Okay?" She tells Vito. "Good news, I've found my spot and I'm about to take shots at these tree hugging zealots right now. These pendejos won't know what'll hit them." Arturo tells them as they come exit the workshop class. They take notice that portions of the school have bullet holes, broken glass, blood stains and dead bodies in the hallways. One of them are teachers Wendy and her friends knew.

As Arturo was sniping Cascadian militia snipers on the school roof and into the windows, Wendy and Vito are walking towards the principal's office. "Christ go back, go back, there's three tangos heading your way from the left, right now!" Moe warns them. Three militia men armed with automatic rifles and a semi auto shotgun see Vito and Wendy covered in blood. As soon as they saw them, Wendy shoots them dead each in the head within two seconds. "Blow me." Vito thinks to himself, impressed. "I'm so ready to give this sick cyclops a thousand stabs. How about you V?" Wendy then asks while stacking up at the door to the school's offices with Vito, feeling very angry and sad after seeing one of her past teachers dead. "Ready." Vito tells her. "Wendy, Vito, the door to the offices is booby trapped, they were probably waiting for you. Peek through the door and cut the wire. Arturo moved to a different spot to cover you." Moe tells him. "I got you covered guys, looks like two of them are in the offices and are taking cover behind the front desk with an M60. Let me take care of them for you." Arturo said to them over the radio. He sets his sights on the two gunmen hiding behind the front desk through setting his scope to infrared. One of the gunmen locks and loads the M60 machine while the other is talking through his radio. "Oh shit, looks like I was right. They WERE WAITING FOR YOU." Moe then tells them as Vito was slowly reaching for the doorknob. Vito and Wendy take three steps back away from the door as the militant fires the M60 through the wooden door, which sets off the grenade trap in the process and blowing up the door to pieces within three seconds. "Mother fucker, my ears are ringing dude." Wendy frets. "Well, this isn't the first time something exploded near me." said Vito. Arturo shoots the man on the radio first through the brick wall and through the chest, creating a giant bloody hole. He then shoots the man on the M60, blowing his head off. "You're clear." Arturo tells them while reloading his NTW-20. They walk past what's left of the door and watch their step, because bloody skull fragments and brains were all over the place. "Let me check each door, they might be some hiding about. Cover me while I clear each room." Vito said to Wendy. "Cool, I've always wanted to try out this beauty." Wendy said to him as she gets on the M60. While Vito was kicking in doors Wendy listens to the radio chatter from the radios still strapped to the corpses. "Sounds like one of the booby traps we've sent went off on the first floor. Can one of you guys check it out?" One of the CM members asks. "Dude if it's near a window I can't, lots of our guys have been dropping like flies. There's nobody on the roof left. I repeat, there's nobody left. They all got wasted. I think there's a sniper out there." The second one on the end responded. "It'd better not be those feds, if they raid the school to be some glory hounds, I swear." The first one states. "You guys are such fucking pussies. We have our orders. Second fireteam, head to the school offices by the front of the entrance and check it out. We have intruders." The third one on the radio told them. "Oh no. Vito, there's people coming our way, get over here quickly." Wendy said to Vito as he kicked in the door the principal's office. A Cascadian militia woman tackles him, but he turns into his first werewolf form quickly after she slashed him in the face, he punches her with an upper cut to the nose and uses his new rifle to break each of her legs. As the female terrorist cries in pain as her bones break. "I hear you; I'm sending in fireteam bravo to help you out. I think I might know what those bad guys were guarding in the cafeteria. But it's a theory so it's still hard to say." Malik told her telepathically. "Thanks dude." Wendy said out loud. "Wait, what?" She asks herself, confused. Vito put the militia woman on a chair in the office and taped her arms to its arms. "Where are the hostages? Where's Elton, where's Marcus Corduroy!?" V Wolf demands an answer, smashing one of the computer screens with a keyboard and flipping over the desk. "I won't tell you crap furry." She talked back to him. V wolf looks at her chest, her cleavage was showing. "You know it'd be a shame if a pretty thing like you got her cup size reduced." V wolf scares her, as he groped her breasts with his sharp claws, digging deep into them to discover that she has implants. The woman screams in pain, Wendy could hear everything that was happening, and she was feeling more and more uncomfortable as the torture continued. "WHERE ARE THEY BITCH!?" Vito presses her further. The screams were so loud that the police, SECU soldiers and other authorities from the outside of the school behind police barriers and tape could hear what was happening. "Is somebody still there inside? Taking action against these fanatics?" One of the cops asked. "Doesn't matter. We can't interfere till we reach an ultimatum. The colonel told us. Besides there's no way I am going in there." Sheriff Blub added, afraid. As he was talking to the younger officer, a crow flies above them. As V Wolf was about to rip her silicone implants out, the woman gives in. "OKAY, OKAY! The hostages are in the gymnasium! All thirty-one of them, but they're accompanied by a suicide bomber. If someone barges into the room, he'd take out all of them with him. Major Butch is there with them too, along with seven other soldiers. And there's something else, we've planted a bomb at the main pillar in the cafeteria, so if things go south, a chunk of the school collapses." The militia woman tells him the truth while sobbing so much that snot was coming out of her nose. "Sweet dreams cunt." V Wolf insults her, and then rips out the silicone implants before slashing her neck open repeatedly with his claws till her head falls off. V Wolf picks up the severed head and drinking the blood pouring from its jugular. V Wolf then tossed it out of the shattered window, not a care on his mind if people saw that. Police outside are freaking out by the sight. "Refreshing." V wolf says to himself. Wendy felt like she was scared for life from hearing the torture. "Dear god." She said to herself. "Oh, and uh…the redhead and I could use help too." V Wolf requested through his radio. "Malik has it covered, he told Wendy that fireteam bravo is heading your way right now, sooner than you expect." Moe said to him. "Chow." V Wolf confirmed. "Alrighty Wendy dear, the hostages are in the gymnasium and there's a bomb in the cafeteria that will go off if the hostages are rescued." V Wolf tells her as he was slowly transforming back into Vito Lupo. "Yeah, I know. I heard you and the blood curling screams all the way from here. Did you seriously need to rip her tits out? Not even I would wish that on my worse enemy." Wendy then states. "Call it creative interrogation techniques. I've done worse like that time I skinned that neo-nazi, biker leader alive, took his gold tooth as a trophy, and ate his heart. It tasted like pork, goat, beef, and high game all mixed together into one little meatball. The blood only added orgasmic flavor." V wolf told Wendy before he turned back into Vito. "What the fuck is wrong with you?" Wendy asks him, very spooked. "What did I say or do this time?" Vito asks. "You were… you were talking about… eating a person." Wendy answered him, stuttering. He turns away shakes his head, disappointed in himself. Vito then faces her again and asks "Okay, the important thing is that we now got the information need. What do you want to get done first?"

Then one of the militia men throws a pipe bomb into the offices, in front of the desk they're taking cover behind. Vito goes to the pipe bomb as its fuse was almost done and throws it toward one of the corners of the hallway facing them. He takes cover beside of the door wall behind one of the walls immediately after he tosses it back, with Wendy getting down, and it explodes. Something unexpected happened next, a fire spreads halfway across the hallway, and it activates the sprinkler system but no use. A one of the Cascadian militia men tries to walk out of the corner but collapses onto the floor, dying of being set ablaze. A bunch of them were screaming in pain, begging to be put out of their misery. Vito and Wendy pop out of cover to check it out. She asks Vito "Dude, can we… do these people a favor?" Vito scoffs at the idea and tells her bluntly "No. They shot up our school and killed our peers. Let their asses burn. There's absolutely nothing for anybody to feel empathy for them for. They'd be waste of ammo." They get back into cover behind the front desk. "Now back to what I was asking before, what do you want to do first? Defuse the bomb or rescue our friends?" He asks her. "I don't know. Give me a moment." She tells him. "Moments ago, you said we didn't have time to get distracted. What changed?" He asks her. "I say we defuse the bomb first, and it'd be better if we stick together. I'm shocked there hasn't been gun shots from the gym yet. They can live for about eleven to thirty minutes while we do so." Vito gives his take. She punches him in the chest, and he just lets her do it. "God dammit V! That's my fucking brother we're talking about! We can't wait that long! Any moment they could die!" Wendy heatedly reminds him. "Ok, but we got to be smart about this Wendy. I'll contact Malik and Moe and see what they can do." Vito tells her. "You handle the turret while I contact Malik." Vito tells her. Wendy gets on the machine gun, but she wants to tell Vito that he isn't wearing a combat helmet like she is. "Ummm... Vito. Why aren't you wearing any helmet?" She, worried for him. "I'll be fine, the human skull is a lot thicker than in the movies and shows. My limbs, bones and skin can regenerate too." He tries to convince her. He activates his radio. "Malik, Moe, can you get fireteam bravo to defuse the bomb for us while we go for the hostages?" Vito asks them. "Yes, I can, I'll teleport them somewhere safe in the school right now to help you two with that." Malik tells him over the radio. "We've got hostiles in the school, I REPEAT, WE'VE GOT HOSTILES IN THE SCHOOL. THEY'RE IN THE SCHOOL OFFICE ROOM." One of the militiamen shouted over their radios. "But we're down to twenty soldiers." Another one mentioned. "That wasn't a suggestion, kill their asses. They're just two kids." Butch insisted. "Roger that, Chester, Sarah, Joe and Alex clear the school offices now." The second one on the radio said. "You've heard it, we got bad guys incoming." Vito tells Wendy. "Yeah, I know." Wendy said to him as she aims down the sights. Vito set up a claymore mine he stole from one of the militants' bags at the doorway. He then quickly makes a barricade from two office desks and chairs. They hear a fire extinguisher going off, sniffing out the flames. "Throwing a flash!" One of the terrorists shouted as he threw a flash bang through the doorway, Vito and Wendy immediately take cover as they hear him. As they heard footsteps, she blind fired them with the M60 and grazed two of them and made them immobile. They were screaming in pain. While the other two dodged the machine gun fire and stacked up by the door. "Let's play fire with fire Joe." One of them said to him. Wendy could hear their voices echo through the hallway and shoots the turret through the brick wall noticing it's mold. One got shot through the neck and drops the lit Molotov cocktail and it shatters, setting Joe on fire. He runs into the school office while on fire and gets blasted away by the claymore, with burning body flying out of the doorway. Both of their ears were ringing again but briefly. The lower half of Joe's body was missing, bones were sticking out of his ribs and his spine was exposed and is even more charred than before. "I guess it's Joeover for Joe here." Vito cracked a joke. "V, STOP IT." Wendy told him, playfully elbowing his shoulder after she got off of the M60. "Sixteen bad guys left. This is too easy." Vito said to himself. "What's your high score?" he asks her. "Eight I think. You?" She then asks. "I think I lost count." Vito admits. "VITO YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION WHY YOU LET MY DAUGHTER GO WITH YOU, IRRESPONSIBLE BASTARD!" Manly Dan howls at him over the radio. "Dad?" Wendy responds in shock. Vito lets her grab his mic. "Where are you? What's going on?" She asks, as she becomes even more stressed out than usual. "I'll explain later Wendy, we're trying to defuse the bomb in the cafeteria after Malik teleported me and Blaze to the second floor, but we're under heavy fire." Manly Dan informs her. "Who's Blaze?" She asks. "That'd be me sweetheart. I'm the one trying to defuse this thing while your dad keeps these guys off of me." Blaze said to her. "You think I'm in the mood to be called 'sweetheart?'" Wendy questions him, annoyed. "Sorry, it's just there's bullets whistling all around me and Dan here. I just wanted to lighten the mood a bit that's all." Blaze explains. "Dude, I gotta go help my dad. I can trust that you'll rescue our friends." Wendy said to Vito. "I will, and I'll cover you. I've been itching to go loud." Vito said to her.

They both rush out of the school offices and toward the cafeteria. Vito transforms into his first form while following Wendy to her dad and Blaze. They see across two Cascadian militia men with an M16 and a flame thrower coming from the gymnasium behind them when they peeked around the corners of the hallways. V Wolf fires a 40mm grenade at the fuel tank and the two men explode into fiery, bloody chunks. "Go! Go!" He shouted as he pumps the rifle. Wendy running to the cafeteria while Vito goes to the school gym. Arturo comes out from one of the rooms in the hallway armed with a battle rifle, facing Wendy. "Are you Wendy Corduroy?" Arturo asks her. Wendy accidentally shot at a door inches away from Arturo, startled. "Woah watch that muzzle discipline! I'm here to help you get to your dad. My name is Arturo Cruz, a paranormal investigator and grunt for the PAD, thunderbirds squad." He explains to her. "You and my dad are part of that fed group that took over the Mystery Shack too?" Wendy asks. "Yeah yeah, me, your dad, and your friend Vito will explain everything later. Just come with me." Arturo instructs her. She hesitantly comes with him. "So, you know my dad? How long has he been part of this group?" She asks him. "Dunno, maybe two years I think." Arturo believes. "What? Just two?" Wendy presses him. "Yeah, just two from my understanding according to Captain Malik Bylilly." He tells her. They reach an unguarded door to the cafeteria. "We're going to be flanking them where they aren't looking. You still got flash bangs left?" He asks her. Wendy grabs a flashbang in one of the pouches on her vest, ready to pull the pin. He opens the door. The six gunmen had no idea the door behind them was open, focusing their fire on Blaze and Dan, and the sound of the gunfire drowned out any noise. "How hard is it get a hit on this guy? He's as big as a mountain!" one of the militia men bitched. She throws the flashbang through the gap but hitting one of the militia men in the head by accident, causing one of him to turn around and face the door before the grenade went off and blinded and deafened him and his friends, who were all hiding behind barricades made up of cafeteria tables. As Arturo and Wendy breach through the door, Wendy gets shot in her left shoulder as she was firing at the militia men with Arturo. "Ow fuck!" Wendy cries as she falls down in pain. "Oh my god, WENDY!" Manly Dan shouts in shock, everyone in their radio channel heard him. He ran towards them while also ditching the modified fifty caliber machine gun, along with its backpack its ammunition was attached to. "Daniel it's okay! All six of them are down now!" Arturo tries to comfort him. Manly Dan ignores Arturo and hops over the barricade to find that one of them is still breathing, struggling to hold his rifle and point it at anyone. Manly Dan punches the guy's jaw and breaks it with one hit, grabs the rifle and bends its barrel like it was a balloon animal before tossing it over the barricade. He begins to smash the guy's face and body in with his fists. Every time he punched someone, it felt like giant hammers hitting them. Dan then pulls the man's head and spine off of his body and crushes the head like a watermelon with just a single hand, he felt like he was in Mortal Kombat. "You okay? I'm going to kick Vito's ass after this! That whole Lupo family is full of snakes and weasels, I swear!" Manly Dan gripes. "Dad, dad, I'm fine. I only got shot in the shoulder. And he's not like that, he and his little brother are great. I'm the one that pressured him into letting me come with him, I had to save my brother." Wendy explained to him while Arturo gets out his medkit and gets her to lay down. "Alright, I believe you." Manly Dan starts to break down and show his true emotions for a moment after taking a deep breath. "You know, I'd normally scold you for all the trouble making you make with your friends, rule breaking, and the number of times you ignore me yet try to lecture me about 'common sense.' But I've never been so proud of you in my life. You really are your mother. I love you so much." Manly Dan tells as he kneels down, crying. "I love you too dad." Wendy says to him while smiling.

While that's happening, V Wolf realizes that if bursts through the front door, the suicide bomber will kill everyone in the room. He groans. "How do I rescue them without making a big scene?" V Wolf asks Moe and Malik on the radio. "There's a ladder to the roof in the school theatre, behind the stage. Nobody is there. I've checked." Moe informs him. "Cool but what the hell is the room number!?" V wolf demands loudly. "Chill out man, it's room 120, plus the back door to it is right behind you." Moe tells him. "VITO, V WOLF, SETTLE DOWN." Malik instructs him as V Wolf turns around and finds the door. He runs to it and kicks it in, and then he scans the room with his Bunyan rifle. V Wolf finds a sign that directs to the ladder up top. "BINGO." He said to himself. He then goes over there and climbs up the ladder, opens the latch door and comes on top of the roof. V Wolf looks around and finds that all of the snipers on the roof are dead, with their limbs and blood painting it red. A crow flies over him, guiding him to the gymnasium's skylights. Then a police chopper swoops close to him, it's marked as property of the RoadKill County police department and there were men onboard with guns. "This is the roadkill county police department. We don't know what you are but if you don't put your hands up and put your gun away, we will fire on you." V Wolf then hears Wendy's cries of pain over the radio, and he goes off the wall. V wolf then shapeshifts into his second werewolf form. He grows claws out of his fingertips and toes, he grows eight feet tall, his body becomes about as burly as Manly Dan's and his muscles become bigger than before, his black body hair becomes gray fur, and his head transforms into something similar to a gray wolf's. V wolf cries out in pain as he transforms into his second form for five seconds, which to him felt like five minutes of body torture. His clothes and vest he looted tear apart as he transforms, and his eyes go from glowing yellow to glowing red. He leaps on one of the skylights, with the Bunyan still in his hands. "What the hell is that!?" One of the militia men cries out as he looks up at the skylight after hearing a loud thud. Police shoot at V Wolf but to no avail, bullets don't affect him as they don't make him feel any kind of pain. They just pop right back out in an instant, and all wounds heal at a much faster rate. While the police start shooting at V Wolf, he spots the suicide bomber who was right below the skylight, and shoots him straight in the head, shattering the glass. "Hmmmmmmm… headshot. His brains could be tasty." V wolf says to himself after licking his lips. He then jumps down through the broken window and shoots and kills everyone of the militia men before landing on the ground like he was in a gun-fu movie, missing one person left though, Major General Butch, who shot him in the abdomen with a silver bullet as he was jumping down. V Wolf is in pain but smacks Butch toward one of the bleachers, breaking Butch's spine. Butch couldn't move. The hostages that were tied up are in shock and awe, but also in fright. V Wolf pulls the bullet out of his body and grabs Butch's .44 magnum revolver and shoots each of his kneecaps off. He cries in pain, struggling to breath. V Wolf laughs manically despite having trouble walking. "Major Bitch ain't it?" He insults him as he's bleeding. V Wolf then shoots one of the windows. "What did you expect to accomplish here major bitchmade?" He asks Butch before shooting him in one of the ears. "Because a school shooting and taking kids hostage is totally going to boost your club's PR." V Wolf continues to mock him. He then shoots one of Butch's hands, creating a hole straight through it. He then aims the revolver at Butch's crotch but learns that it's out of ammo. Butch closes his eye in response but opens it back up after hearing the sound. "Oh well, looks like I'm going to do things the hard way." V wolf said as he tosses the revolver away. "NO, NO…" Butch pleads for mercy. "Yes." V Wolf says while cracking a smile. "After all, your goons tried to kill my new best friend and held her brother hostage on his first day of school." He mentioned this to Butch. "The hell?" Marcus said to himself in confusion. V wolf fakes two punches before ripping and tearing Butch's manhood off and throwing it away. Butch was shitting bricks. Everyone was screaming, afraid they'd be next as he stands on top of Butch and begins mauling him with his claws almost twenty-five times before V Wolf came up with something. He then rips Butch's forearm off and proceeds to eat a chunk of it off like a chicken leg while he scratches Butch's one remaining eye, and it starts bleeding. He then proceeds to give him a thousand cuts with his claws on each hand after tossing the forearm away. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET THIS DEMON OFF OF ME! IF THERE IS A GOD, HELP ME PLEASE!" Butch cries out for help as the last thing he sees before his sight is gone forever is V Wolf, giving him a slow and painful death as he implored for it all to stop. All that the hostages could do, was panic as Vito is giving their tormentor a thousand cuts. Marcus puts two and two together and mutters "Vito? Is that thing really you?" terrified.

As Vito was torturing Butch to death, Arturo was applying pressure to Wendy's shoulder as hard as he could. "You're lucky that you didn't get hit anywhere else. It could've been way worse if it hit a jugular." He tells her. "Guys, relax. I'm fine. My shoulder is just… really sore is all." Wendy tried to relive them. "You almost done with my baby girl?" Manly Dan asks, still acting jittery. "I'm almost done sarge. All there'd be left to do after I apply enough pressure, is wrap a tourniquet around the wound and we'd be set." Arturo tells him. "We should still send her to the hospital." Manly Dan strongly insists. "Good idea." He agrees with him. "How's the bomb going?" Arturo asks Blaze. "Almost done. Really wished that Dan would understand the meaning of STEALTH." Blaze replied while defusing it. "BITE MY SHINY, METAL AX!" Dan tells insults him. "Not going to happen, ginger giant." Blaze talks back to him. He finds the right wires to cut, he couldn't do it during the firefight because he was freaking out. "Okay, I've cut the right wires. We're all good." Blaze said, wiping the sweat off his forehead after defusing the bomb. "These guys are experienced with making bombs, particularly dirty bombs." Blaze mentioned to the group. "What kind of dirty bombs?" Wendy asks. "Chemical and biological bombs. The Cascadian militia been known to build and use them since the patriot movement sprung up almost twenty years ago, like in 98 in California, and when they killed Arthur Northwest and his wife Elizabeth Northwest in 2002 in Seattle. They're very well armed and extremely dangerous for your average domestic terrorist group, because that bomb like this one was a sarin gas bomb." Blaze answers her as he walks toward them with his automatic carbine in his hands. "You're acting like I don't know the basics about these nut jobs. I knew a brunette, hippie girl from this school that got roped into their drama and philosophy and got radicalized really quick. She went from that to praising the Unabomber, got too into guns, and talked about living off the grid. I never saw her again after she ran away from home in the middle of our freshman year." She tells Blaze. "You oughta be more careful who you talk to and associate with." Her dad tells her. "Stop telling me things I already know. Let's just find Vito after I get fixed up." Wendy tells him as Arturo wraps the tourniquet around her shoulder. "Done." Arturo tells her. Wendy gets back up. "Thanks dude, I sorta feel better now." Wendy thanked Arturo as she moves her arms and shoulders. "DON'T MOVE THEM!" Dan shouts at her. "Volume sarge." Blaze lectures him. Wendy smiles at Blaze as a way of saying thank you. "Guys, GUUUUYS!" Moe wailed to Dan, Arturo and Blaze through the radio. Everyone in the room wasn't paying any attention to what Malik or Moe were saying. "Sorry, what were you guys saying?" Dan asks. "ITS VITO! ITS V WOLF! HE'S GOING APESHIT!" Malik informs the team. "I'M NOT SURE WHAT MADE HIM SNAP ALL OF A SUDDEN, BUT HE IS TORTURING BUTCH TO DEATH AND THE HOSTAGES ARE SCREECHING!" Malik screams at them. "You guys need to hurry, police, SWAT, SECU troops and national guard are about to burst in any minute, and they will try to kill him." Moe tells them. Everyone of the Thunderbirds is alarmed and they sprint toward the school gym to restrain and calm him down. "Every time this happens." Blaze said to himself, shaking his head. Wendy picks up her special hat, and asks them while trying to catch up with them "Where are you guys going?" "Stay back Wendy, you don't want to see this." Her dad tells her. Wendy didn't listen to him and comes along with them anyway. They burst through the door and see V Wolf. Wendy is shaken by the site and stands there like a statue. She couldn't believe it's Vito. Then out of the blue, he is hit by a tranquilizer dart, making him pass out on the floor. He shifts back into a human. They then see Malik on top of one of the bleachers, with a bamboo blow dart in his hands. He puts it away and levitates toward them. Malik then snaps his fingers and just like that, the restraints on the hostages disappeared. They were all so relieved and began hugging each other and talking about what just transpired, but their memories of the werewolf saving their lives are gone. "Is he going to be okay?" Wendy asks Malik. "He just passed out; he'll be fine." Malik assured her. Arturo comes and turns his body around to find a bullet wound is in his abdomen, and it's not healing. "V!" Wendy exclaimed. "He's still breathing." Arturo said to the group. Authorities burst through the school doors from all sides and tons of police, soldiers and medical personnel swarm all at once across the hallways of Gravity Falls high. Dan puts Vito on a stretcher one of the emergency response teams brought out. Wendy nonverbally prays for him as he is being carried to an ambulance, while her dad hugs her brother. Wendy avoids eye contact with one of the hostages as she walks past her, still looking at Vito on the stretcher again. Marcus comes up to her and asks who she was looking at. She answers, "A good friend." Dan goes up to Wendy and Marcus. He takes sigh of relief. "Now that's over, we're taking you to a doctor." Dan said to Wendy. "Why dad? I said I'm fine." She tells him. "Because I said so." Wendy rolls her eyes but smilies.

Two hours later

The Gravity Falls High shooting and hostage crisis took the state of Oregon and the nation by storm, as headlines spread like wildfire about the latest attack by the Cascadian militia and their demands for thousands of their members to be released from jail, the creation of their own independent nation, and to seize supernatural anomalies that they believe will give them an edge. This brings even more attention to Gravity falls than the events of weirdmageddon, where people saw the barrier and took pictures, videos and selfies with the mysterious barrier and floating pyramid, because now politicians from both the left and the right have a tragedy to exploit. Now even more people from all over the world know about the town's weirdness. It doesn't just bring attention to Gravity Falls or the anomalies in it, but to the paranormal in general. Various social, political, religious, and cultural movements and groups are seeking out to contain, capture or destroy the supernatural for their own ends more openly now. Government agencies like the PAD (Paranormal Activities Division) and military units like the SECU (Supernatural Environmental Combat Units) from around the world that have been kept secret for over hundreds of years are now being looked up online at astounding rates. Videos of V Wolf during the hostage crisis were going viral with hundreds of thousands of views before suddenly disappearing from all platforms without a trace. With the hostage crisis solved, and teenage lumberjack Wendy Corduroy being credited as a national heroine for stopping the eco-terrorists, the Oregon national guard and roadkill county police force started to retake the Northwest mudflap factory in a hectic firefight from the Cascadian militia.

At the school, Agent Powers and Agent Trigger are escorting a strange looking, pale man in the hallways as bunch of photographers, janitors, police and soldiers were walking through them too. They were taking pictures of the aftermath, examining the blood stains, bullet holes, interviewing teachers and staff, everything. The strange man had robotic arms and hands, dark glasses that don't show his eyes stapled to his skull, his head is attached to a leather and metal neck brace, wearing an all-black coat, red suit, white tie, and black fedora, and uses a black cane solely because he can. "What's your name again sir?" Agent Powers asks. "My name is Doctor Falk Landa. I've been studying the strange and the esoteric, like the Occult for instance for as long as I can remember since the year 1933." Dr Landa reminds him in his unidentifiable accent. "Shame you guys got demoted." He expressed sympathies for Agent Powers and Trigger. "I know right? All we told Washington is that it was a false alarm, that the power surges in Gravity Falls were due to radiation from an unreported meteor shower, and Powers gave this guy the flash drive that had everything about the Pines case." Agent Triggers told him. "Eh, sounds like you and your men were effected by a typical, memory erasing wave." The doctor theorized, the PAD still knows about Stanford and Stanley Pines. "We've tried testing such a weapon in Buenos Aires back in 1942, but we couldn't make into reality. Trotz das, me and my associates created brainwashing and psychological torture techniques that ended up being far more successful. Then you Amerikaners copied our homework and called it something different." He informs them. "We know, Uncle Sam and Ivan couldn't resist taking you guys in to do the work for us." Agent Powers said to him. They then stumble upon a disemboweled, bloody corpse of a Cascadian militia man lying on the floor. Its rib cage was opened with pieces of the rib messing and a human heart was on the floor next to it, looking like something took a bite out of it and left it on the floor. "Sweet lord. Do you really think Wendy Corduroy would do something like this? Even if it's to save all of those lives?" Agent Trigger asks Doctor Landa. The doctor makes a crooked smile and tells him, "Oh no sir, this was done by something else." He tells Agent Trigger, as he kneels down to take a closer look, making an inhuman chuckle as he looks at the bloody corpse.

Meanwhile a family of four is just done settling in their new home, a two-story, ranch style, single-family house in Gravity Falls. A moving truck gets out of their front curb and drives offs. Two kids get ready to take a selfie with their mom and dad in front of their new home with their new pet, waiting for their parents to finish getting properly dressed. "I must admit Mabel, you're really good at begging. I didn't even think this would be possible within a just week." Dipper confesses, impressed. "Told ya I could make it happen silly!" Mabel tells her twin brother. "We celebrate every holiday as a family because of me." She points to herself, elated. She then holds Waddles in her arms. "I cannot WAIT TO SEE MY FRIENDS AGAIN!" Mabel cheers in joy. "Ditto. I hope mom and dad are getting along after their fight while we were gone. It got so mean and really ugly. I don't know if their cruise ship around the world could've helped things." He replies to her as he pulls up his phone. "I know. I was so afraid of going back home to hear and see them fight and argue. Maybe after getting their own fresh air, having alone time with each other could've helped. It can't be as bad as it was before, right?" Mabel asks, trying to keep things positive. He then gets a notification from Paranormal News, an app on his phone. He was awe shock by the headline. It reads: "Werewolf in Gravity Falls High hostage crisis: suspect was seen transforming to being an even more wolflike creature before jumping down through a skylight down to the school gymnasium, armed with an automatic firearm." He just found out about this, as he was busy helping move some furniture, cleaning his new room, and other chores all day. "Oh my god." Dipper utters. "What is it Dipper? Nerd stuff?" Mabel asks, hyped about now living in gravity falls as their permanent home. When she glances over Dipper's phone, she starts to get really concerned. They know it's the school Wendy and her friends go to. Dipper clicks on the notification, taking him to the article. "According to mainstream news sources, a sixteen-year-old girl named Wendy Corduroy went up against almost fifty Cascadian Militants, supposedly killing forty-six and injuring two. She got shot in the shoulder and is being escorted to the Gravity Falls hospital by her dad Daniel Corduroy and her brother Marcus Corduroy after all the hostages had been freed. We on the other hand we will always tell you what the media won't. Wendy did not do this alone, a vigilante shot and killed CM snipers on the roof and in the windows, and yes, werewolves are real, as you can see from the police footage featured in the article. We're certain that this creature is the hero of this story because no human can rip and tear anything apart like this." Dipper didn't scroll down to see the rest of the article or go through a paywall. He drops his phone and begins to have a panic attack, falling back on their new front lawn, gasping for air at a rapid rate. "We've got to get to the hospital! We have to see if Wendy is okay!" He cries out. "Mom! Dad! Dipper is having moment!" Mabel shouts as she runs into the house. Waddles walks over to Dipper, sitting right beside him to comfort him. Dipper begins to calm down a little bit when he feels Waddles' face and skin rub up against him.

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To be continued