Chapter 1:
Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels were handing out treats on one Halloween night.
"Don't you just love Halloween," asks Taffy.
"With all the frights," says Dee Dee.
"You can keep the frights," says Brenda.
"Me have scary story," says Captain Caveman.
"Really, Cavey," asks Taffy.
"Is it that scary," asks Brenda.
"It horrifying," says Captain Caveman, "it all started at spooky witch's castle...
. . .
At Winsome Witch's castle, she was getting ready for Halloween.
"I just love Halloween," says Winnie, "now, where are my cobwebs."
What she doesn't realize is that Dick Dastardly and Muttley have snuck in.
"There is is, Muttley," says Dastardly, "the Book of Shazzan. Once that book is ours, we will be unstoppable!" Muttley snickers. "Let's sneak over to the book."
Dastardly and Muttley then crawl over to the book, but then a boomerang hits Dastardly's hand. "Not so fast, fiends!"
"The Blue Falcon and Dynomutt," says Dastardly.
"Dog Wonder, let's take these two down," says Blue Falcon.
"You got it, BF," says Dynomutt.
"We followed you two all the way here," says Blue Falcon.
"Muttley, throw stuff at them," says Dastardly, "these items have to be cursed!"
Dastardly and Muttley begin throwing things but turns out they're just normal items that are hurting Blue Falcon and Dynomutt and breaking.
"What is going on," asks Winnie.
"They did it," says Dynomutt.
Dastardly and Muttley then leave with the book.
"Oh no," says Winnie, "they took the Book of Shazzan!"
"M'am, what is that book," asks Blue Falcon.
"A book that contains various supernatural entities," says Winnie, "and those two might unleash then on the world!"
"Then we have to stop them," says Blue Falcon, "let's go!"
. . .
Dastardly and Muttley get in the Mean Machine, but as they drive off, Muttley loses the book, and it ends up on a green van with flower patterns on it.
"Muttley, give me the book," says Dastardly. Muttley then reveals he lost the book. "You lost the book! Muttley, this is all your fault! You know, it feels odd to blame you for something that actually is your fault. Oh well, we must find that book and nothing will stand in my way!"
This is Non cannon to the Ultimate Advanceverse.