At the kid's playground at the park, Butters was eating his food from McDonalds and he looks at Lola, who was playing hopscotch with her friends.
Butters: Guys, I think today's the day I ask Lola to be my girlfriend.
Dougie: You know she hates you, right?
Butters: Yeah, but I'll try.
Pip: Good luck, Butters.
Butters: Thanks.
Damien: I thought you were dating Charlotte?
Butters: She dumped me after Nelly told her about what I did in Japan 2 years ago.
Pip: How did she know about what you did?
Butters: The girls must've told Nelly and that's when she told Charlotte. Anyways, wish me luck.
He then leaves them.
Damien: How much you wanna bet he gets rejected?
Scott M: You're on.
Butters approaches the girls.
Butters: Um, Lola?
The girls stopped playing hopstotch and gave him angry glares.
Lola: What the fuck do you want?!
Butters: Um, I was wondering if... you would... be my girlfriend?
The girls were silent and then Lola approached him. She then grabbed a bucket and smacked him in the face with it.
Lola: Hell no! I don't date people who cause restaurant mascots to go crazy in our town! Now fuck off back to your dickriding friends Dorky and Frenchie!
The girls continued playing hopscotch and Butters sadly walked away and rejoined his friends.
Dougie: How did it go?
Butters begins to cry.
Pip: Oh dear.
Damien: Pay the fuck up, Malkinson!
Scott M: Ugh! (He gives Damien his money.) Don't expect to win next time!
Dougie: Look Butters. I'll go and talk to her.
Butters: But she hates you.
Dougie: I know, but it's worth a try.
Pip: Yeah. Just let him.
Butters: Okay.
Later at Dougie's house, Lola was talking to Wendy and Bebe in the living room when Dougie approached them.
Dougie: Hey Lola?
The three girls gave him angry glares.
Lola: What the fuck do you want, you ugly little freak?!
Dougie: It was about what you did to Butters at the playground and it wasn't very nice.
Lola: Why should I care?! He caused Ronald McDonald to go crazy in our town and start a war with us!
Dougie: I know, but you guys know he's stupid. He doesn't know what's right from wrong.
Wendy: It still didn't give him the right to steal it!
Lola: Thank you, Wendy! Now tell Butters I want nothing to do with him!
Dougie: Fine. But can all three of you give me a kiss on the lips first?
Wendy, Bebe and Lola were angry and then the rest of the 4th grade girls approached the young ginger boy while balling up their fists after hearing his perverted comment. He then gulped in fear and starts to run out of his house before Bebe grabbed him and tossed him back inside and the girls started to approach him and then they all started to beat him up and bully him. Theresa kicks him in the balls and Isla kicks him in the face. Nichole punches him in the eye and Wendy and Bebe stomped on him. Nelly body slams him while Red kicks him in his nose. After a long beating, Dougie was badly beaten and bruised and Bebe throws him out of his own house.
Millie: AND DON'T EVER TRY TO PERV ON US AGAIN, DORKY!!!
4th Grade Girls: YEAH!!!
Wendy slams the door.
Bebe: God, I hate Dougie! I wish he would just die already!
Red: So do we! He's the worst!
Samantha (OC): What was all that noise I heard from my room?!
Lola: Nothing.
Butters and Pip were talking to Damien and Scott in the neighborhood when Dougie approached them badly beaten up.
Pip: What the fuck happened?!
Dougie: I got beaten up by the 4th grade girls after I asked three of them to kiss me.
Damien: You should quit being a pervert to them and maybe they would stop abusing you in a hilarious way!
Dougie: How is me getting hurt hilarious?!
Damien: It's hilarious because you are hated by everyone in town and in school. Both boys and girls pick on you a lot.
Scott M: It's mainly because you destroyed their houses and murdered some of them during the Tenorman war. Now they hate you even more.
Dougie: Oh fuck off!
Pip: Look Butters. I'll talk to her.
Damien: How about you give up and date Angela? She's the only girl who loves you.
Butters: But I don't wanna be with her. She's crazy and she stalks me, although she said she's stop, but I don't know if she's gonna keep her word. And before the Paris trip, she never gave me any space!
Damien: How does she stalk you?
Butters: Way before the Paris trip, once snuck into my house and took a picture of me while I was showering, not to mention she would always steal my underwear and I was down to my swim trunks.
Damien: You could've just went to school without them on and just kept your pants on.
Butters: No Damien. Look, how do I get Lola to love me?
Damien: Well, how did Tolkien and Nichole end up together?
Butters: I may have helped Eric lock them in the school locker room.
Dougie: So you and Cartman are the reason why they're a couple?
Butters: Yeah.
Pip: Why haven't I known about this?
Scott M: You were dead, remember?
Pip: Oh yeah.
Dougie: School is out for the summer, so you need to find something else, like bomb shelter.
Butters: Okay. That will work.
Butters gives Pip a pack of towels.
Butters: I'm gonna head to the bomb shelter Eric locked me in one time, so when you approach Lola, give her these and tell her to bring them to the bomb shelter. Dougie, can you lock us in so Lola and I can have alone time together?
Dougie: Sorry, but as much as I want to help you, I don't want to get in trouble.
Damien: Lame! I'll help.
Butters: Okay. Perfect. Let's do this.
Later, Pip approaches Lola, who was talking to Allie.
Pip: Hi Allie.
Allie: Hey Sweetie.
Pip: I haven't forgotten about our date tonight.
Allie: Okay.
Pip: Oh, and Lola, I was told to give you these.
Lola: What for?
Pip: The mayor wants someone to deliver towels to the bomb shelter and she told you to do it.
Lola: Really?
Pip: Yes.
Lola: Well, okay. I'll talk to you later, Allie.
She leaves them.
Allie: So Pip. You wanna makeout at the side of the Cartman's house and piss him off?
Pip: Oh yes! I would love that!
Allie: Okay. Let's go.
They both left.
When Lola is approaching the bomb shelter, Damien sees her and when Lola entered, Damien exits and locked them both inside.
Damien: All part of the plan.
Lola puts the towels on a stool and sees Butters. Butters turns around and they both scream.
Lola: Oh my god! I am so sorry!
Butters: It's fine. I just didn't expect you to be in here.
Lola: Did Cartman lock you down here again?
Butters: No. Look, how do we get out of here?
Lola: I don't know.
Butters: Mind if I keep you comfy?
Lola: No!
Butters: But we're all alone.
Lola: I don't care! I don't want you touching me!
She turns away angrily and refuses to talk to Butters.
Butters: Okay. Well, if you change your mind, let me know.
Much later, Lola was getting scared.
Lola: I gotta get out of here!
Butters: We could be here for hours.
Lola: Don't say that!
Butters: Sorry. Anyways, how are you?
Lola: Good until I'm trapped in here with you.
Butters: Oh... Well... I want to say something.
Lola: What is it?
Butters: I'm sorry for the whole Ronald thing. I was just upset that the cashier lady wouldn't give me the Big Mac, and it really upset me, and I promise I won't do it again.
Lola: I'll have to think about that apology. But I do appreciate you defending our town from him.
Butters: Thanks.
Lola: You're welcome. Sorry for hitting you with a bucket.
Butters: It's fine. I forgive you.
Lola approaches him and gives him a kiss on the cheek.
Lola: You are kinda cute.
Butters: Thanks.
They then saw the bunker open and it was some firefighters. They got both Butters and Lola out.
Linda S: Butters, your father and I were so worried!
Stephen and Linda hug Butters.
Butters: I'm glad to be out of there.
Harrison: Thanks for getting my daughter and her boyfriend out of there.
Firefighter: It was no problem.
Lola: He's not my boyfriend Dad.
Butters: Well, we could be a couple if you want.
Lola: Sure. I would love that.
Butters: Awesome.
The next day at Butters' house...
Scott M: So... Lola's your girlfriend now.
Butters: Yeah. (His phone buzzes.) That's my phone.
He answers it and it was a text from Lola.
Dougie: Is it from Lola?
Butters: Yeah. (He reads the text.) She want to go on a date and she's on her way here.
Pip: Really?
Damien: She's an upgrade from Angela.
Butters: Yup.
Damien: Make sure she won't be a nagging girlfriend.
Butters: She won't.
A few moments later, Butters is at Olive Garden with Lola.
Butters: Cool place.
Lola: Yup.
Butters: So... What do you like to do?
Lola: Hang out with my friends.
Butters: Okay.
Lola: You know my friends still hate you.
Butters: I'm aware.
Lola: But I love you.
Butters: Okay.
Lola: I'm better than Angela, right?
Butters: So much better. Angela's a stalker.
Lola: Yup. Anyways, let's order our food.
Jessie and Kal popped out behind Lola.
Jessie: HI HAIRSTYLE TWIN!!!
Lola: Oh my god! You scared me, and I am not your hairstyle twin!
Kal: What are you doing here with Butters?
Lola: None of your business!
Jessie: Are you his girlfriend?
Kal: Ooh... Jessie's hairstyle twin has a boyfriend!
Lola: I am not her hairstyle twin, now leave! You're causing a scene in here!
Jessie: A scene?
Kal: Are we in a movie?
Lola: No. Leave!
Jessie: There are no leaves in here.
Kal: Yeah.
Lola was angry.
Lola then threw Jessie and Kal out of Olive Garden.
Lola: And stay out until I'm done here!
She closed the door.
Jessie: What's up with her?
Kal: I don't know.
She then rejoined Butters.
Lola: Sorry about Jessie and Kal. Those two are really stupid.
Butters: I know. Anyways, let's finish our date.
Lola: Okay.
They continued eating.
3 weeks later, Butters enters his house.
Pip: Hey Butters, wanna watch a movie with us?
Butters: Sure.
Dougie: Okay. Popcorn's ready.
He sits on the couch.
Pip: You were with Lola again, right?
Butters: Yeah.
Dougie: Okay. Anyways, let's turn on Herbie: Fully Loaded.
Damien: Okay...
They turned on the movie.
Butters: Lola and I are gonna make a great couple.
Scott M: Let's hope and see if it comes true or not.
They begin to watch the movie.