Chapter 1:
In the North Pole, Santa Claus and all his elves were getting ready for Christmas.
"We got a lot of work to do," says Santa. He then looks at a picture and is saddened, but tries not to let it get to him.
Elves: You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
'Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
Oh, let's go
Now, he sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming
I mean the big fat man with the long white beard
He's coming to town!
Santa then slips.
"Alright, who forgot to take care of the ice," asks Mrs. Claus.
Santa has hurt his back. "Call...Dad!"
. . .
Meanwhile, in the House of Histeria, all the Histeria cast memebers were getting ready for Christmas. Charity Bizarre, who is normally not happy, was very happy.
"Merry Christmas," says Charity.
"Kid sure likes this time of year," says Toast, "unlike some people."
Father Time was not in a holiday mood. "I'm just not in the mood," says Father Time.
"Why don't you finally tell them why," asks World's Oldest Woman.
"Because it's none of their business," says Father Time, "now, if you excuse me, I have to check on the Big Fat Baby Egg. Once New Years comes, it will hatch out a new Big Fat Baby."
All the Big Fat Babies are excited over the thought of their new arrival.
"He sure is cranky," says Aka.
"He used to be happy on Christmas," says World's Oldest Woman, "I remember when I dated him..."
"Woah, you and Father Time dated," asks Toast.
"Honey, I'm so old, I knew Adam and Eve. It didn't occur to you that I might have dated the Master of Time at some point?"
Toast then thinks about it.
"Well, I think Christmas is a time where we should all be happy," says Charity. She then kisses Loud on the cheek. "Missletoe."
"YUCK," shouts Loud.
Then there's a knock on the door. World's Oldest Woman answers. "Carol?"
It was Mrs. Claus. "I need to talk..."
"AAGGHH! It's you," says Pepper Mills, "can I have your autograph?" Mrs. Claus signs. "Thanks...hey, you're not Granny! Wait... Mrs. Claus?"
"Call me Carol." Pepper Mills is trying to process it. "Now, where is Father Time?"
This is noncannon to the Ultimate Advanceverse.