Chapter 2:
The Warners have decided to take the tour of the studio that makes the DC Extended Universe movies.
"I wonder why they didn't include the green guy," says Wakko.
"Who cares, at least they're not making Aquaman lame," says Yakko.
"I'm wondering if they're gonna have Batman and Wonder Woman get together," says Dot.
"Probably not," says Yakko, "they're not even gonna have a sequel."
"Excuse me," says Pirate Mel, "we be trying to listen."
"Oh, our bad," says Yakko.
The tour continues and the tour guide tells them the story of the creation of Superman.
"Time to get to work," says Buddy.
"But he's about to tell us what gave Jerry Siegel the idea of an alien orphan baby."
"I didn't bring you all together for story time," says Buddy, "we're here to take out the Warners. Now, come with me."
. . .
"Alright," says Buddy, "time to get to work. Pirate Mel, Dark One, you know what to do."
. . .
The Devil was aiming his pitchfork at the Warners, but a large rock falls on him.
"Sorry, that be me bad," says Pirate Mel.
"Okay, Salazar, Death, you try something."
Death attempts to decapitate the Warners, but Salazar's attempt to tackle them tackles Death.
"Does anyone have a real attack plan," asks Buddy.
"I have a machine that can turn them into trashcans," says the Alien, but he ends up turning himself into a trashcan.
Buddy is annoyed. "Everyone, just try whatever."
The villains all charge the Warners.
"I need to think of what to create," says Insidio.
"Do you really need to think too hard on this," asks Buddy.
"You're right," says Insidio, "they're just doglike kids."
Dracula tries to bite them, but he hits the Flying Fox. Reeva tries to zap them, but she zaps Howie Turn. Pa Bear tries to maul them, but he gets knocked out by Ivan Bloski. The Devil tries to burn them, but he ends up burning Death. The Alien tries to zap them, but Salazar tackles him.
"Word of advice," says Buddy, "stop attacking each other!"
"My T-Rex will devour them," says Insidio. His T-Rex is about to attack the Warners, but it trips and falls on Insidio. "I wonder what Emerald Light is doing."
Miss Flamiel's about to hit them with a ruler, but she instead breaks something that causes Zod's ship to nearly fall, forcing Miss Flamiel to hold it up.
"This is getting us nowhere," says Buddy.
"Is she lifting up Zod's ship," asks Ivan Bloski.
Miss Flamiel is struggling.
"You're doing good," says Ivan Bloski.
The ship then crashes into the Legion of WB Doom.
"Weren't there others with us," asks Wakko.
The Warners look and see everyone's gone.
"They probably got bored and left."
. . .
At the Hall of WB Doom.
"I say we lock them in a box and send that box to the bottom of the ocean," says Ivan Bloski.
"I say we take over their show and rewrite the new episodes," says Pa Bear.
"I'm going to need a plank and a boat and an ocean and a pirate crew and a beautiful blonde woman named Emily," says Pirate Mel.
"Do you really need a beautiful blonde woman named Emily," asks Miss Flamiel.
"Ye need to ask?"
"I have a plan, and it will be a real blast," says Buddy, who then laughs, and everyone joins in.
"Does anyone know what we're laughing at," asks Ivan Bloski.
"A meteor is coming into Earth's Atmosphere," says Buddy, "I'm going to make sure it hits the Warners, all you guys have to do is keep them in one spot."
"Sounds a little suspicious," says Salazar, "but if it will end the Warners, I say we go for it."
The Hall of WB Doom sinks into the water again as the members laugh.
So, do you see a flaw in Buddy's plan. If not, you'll see in the next chapter.
