Chapter 3:
The Warners were in Nora Rita's office, annoying her, Dr. Scratchansniff, and Ralph when the Legion of WB Doom arrived.
"Surprised to see us," asks Salazar.
"That depends," says Yakko, "who are you guys?"
The Legion's surprised.
"I was the villain of the movie," says Salazar.
"You held me in your tower," says Ivan Bloski.
"I was your teacher," says Miss Flamiel.
"You took my garage," says Pa Bear.
"I abducted you," says the Alien.
"I vas going to feast on the girl's blood," says Dracula.
"We sang together," says Pirate Mel.
"You mean you don't remember us," asks Ivan Bloski.
"Were you guys in the old show," asks Yakko.
"Yes," says the Legion.
"There's the problem," says Yakko, "it's been 22 years and you guys were probably one-time characters. Now if Mr. Director was among you, well, he was more recurring."
"Never mind," says Salazar, "the point is, the thirteen of us are finally going to make you pay!"
"But there's only eleven of you," says Dot.
"Well, that Insidio guy, whoever he is," says Pa Bear, "decided to go back to fighting that Emerald Light guy."
"Never heard of them," says Wakko.
"And the guy who brought us together, Buddy," says Ivan Bloski, "is too busy."
"Yeah," says Pa Bear, "he's going to get that meteor..."
"Shut up," says Pirate Mel.
"Wait, what was that last part," asks Yakko.
"We might as well tell them," says Miss Flamiel, "after we tie them up!"
The Legion then ties the Warners up.
"You see, Buddy's going to summon a large meteor," says Salazar, "and we are going to make sure you don't leave this spot so it can crush you!"
"Yum," says Ralph, "meat."
"No Ralph," says Scratchensniff, "a big space rock IS GOING TO DESTROY US!"
Norarita, Scratchensniff, and Ralph then panic.
"You don't see the flaw, do you," asks Yakko.
"What do you mean," asks Ivan Bloski.
"Your job is to make sure we don't leave this spot," says Yakko, "but how are you going to survive?"
The Legion then realize.
"Alien," says Salazar, "call Buddy!"
The Alien then contacts Buddy.
"Oh, hey guys," says Buddy.
"Uh Buddy," says Pa Bear, "there seems to be a mistake."
"Vhile Death and the Devil vill be fine," says Dracula, and that inspires Death and the Devil to just leave, "how vill the rest of us survive the meteor?"
"Oh... you won't. You see, I was disappointed with your failed attempts to destroy the Warners, so when the meteor comes, you're all going to die with them. But look at it this way, Death will come back to collect your souls."
The remaining members of the Legion then panic.
"If you let us out," says Yakko, "we'll take down Buddy."
"We're desperate," says Salazar, "deal."
Miss Flamiel, Reeva, and Salazar then untie the Warners. Yakko kisses Miss Flamiel, Wakko kisses Reeva, and Dot kisses Salazar and the Warners left.
"Good luck, Varners," says Scratchensniff.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot vs. Buddy