Chapter 3:
Roger, the son of Todd and Sally was with his girlfriend, the adopted daughter of that gay couple from Vs. the Universe. The two were going to see a movie, but then Xingo came and ruined the show.
"Nothing like a little chaos," says Xingo.
Xingo pulls out a giant bull doser and has it run over the theater.
. . .
Back at Decagon, the alarm goes off. Ken looks at the screen and sees Xingo causing trouble.
"I don't know who that guy is," says Ken, "but I'm gonna stop him."
. . .
Xingo continues to cause trouble, but then Ken comes.
"You must be Benny's son," says Xingo.
"And you are?"
Xingo is surprised. "Xingo." Ken still has no idea who he is. "I was the greatest cartoon character when your Dad was your age?"
"Dude, that was like, a long time ago. I guess people forgot about you."
"WHAT? Well, that's going to change."
Xingo then gets out a mallet and charges towards Ken. Ken then turns to Wildvine and attempts to fight him off.
"I'm not gonna lose to you."
"You should join us," says Xingo, "you could use some people who would understand you, people who would listen to you..."
"I'm sorry, what? I wasn't listening. It just occured to me you were a living cartoon character."
"What? Did you hear a single thing I just said?"
"Something about you trading your voice for legs?"
Xingo is annoyed. "Well, I was saying we'd listen to him, that doesn't have to mean he'd be listening to us."
"Wait, do you work for the Flame Keeper's Circle?"
"Maybe."
Xingo attempts to swat Ken, but Ken keeps dodging. Xingo then gets out a banana peel and Ken slips on it.
"Time to wack this weed..." Bella's hair tenticles then grabs Xingo. "Hey, no fair!"
Devlin then comes in his amalgam form. "Dude, if your Dad finds out you were going on your own..."
"I don't need any help," says Ken.
"Could've fooled me," says Devlin.
Xingo then spins like a tornado and Ken grabs him, but he ends up spinning with him.
"Hey, he's like a cartoon character," says Bella, "maybe we can use that to our advantage."
Ken then grabs a pie and throws it. Xingo tries to run, but the pie hits his face. Cartoon characters always get pied in the face. Bella then ties him up.
"So, what do we do with him," asks Devlin.
. . .
"What were you thinking," asks Ben.
"I was thinking, we just took fox face down," says Ken.
"Ken, Xingo's a dangerous lunatic," says Ben, "plus, he probably has a plan to escape..."
"Wait," says Gwen, "Xingo could be our answer to find the Flame Keeper's Circle."
"I...fine."
. . .
Ben and Gwen were then interrogating Xingo.
"What do you know about the Flame Keeper's Circle," asks Ben.
"My lips are sealed." Xingo then seals his lips.
"What are they up to," asks Gwen.
Xingo refuses to talk. Ben then turns to Humungousaur.
"Start talking, Br'er Fox!"
Xingo still refuses to talk.
"He won't crack," says Gwen.
"On the contrary." Xingo then cracks up into pieces.
"I'll admit it," says Ben, "he's still got it."
. . .
Ben then walks in the halls when a transmission came.
"Hello, this is Magister Rook Blonko."
"Can I help you," asks Ben.
"As a matter of fact. I know we keep bothering you, but I was really hoping you could here my offer out."
"What offer?"
"My offer to join the Plumbers."
"And I've been saying no?"
"That is what your cousin has been saying."
"I see."
. . .
"So," asks Ken, "how it go with the fox guy?"
"He won't talk," says Gwen.
"Xingo is a tough toon," says Max.
"I have a question," says Ben, "what's this about the Plumbers?"
"Uhh...Ben, I..."
"Apparently, I've been saying no and didn't realise it."
"Ben, I just thought we need you here..."
"And you never thought of asking me first?"
"Awkward," says Devlin.
"Now, everyone calm down," says Zombozo, "there are bigger things to worry about, like the spy."
"What spy," asks Bella.
Zombozo then throws a gas bomb to the ground and the gas puts everyone to sleep.
"You see, after Gwen had to step down as President, I was hoping I'd be free to do whatever I want, but since that's not happening, I decided to secretly join the Flame Keeper's Circle. Nighty-Night."
. . .
Ben wakes up and sees he's surrounded by members of the Flame Keeper's Circle, including Queen Bee, Nanny Nightmare, Tim Buktu, Xingo, Zombozo, Breaker One-Nine, LaGrange, Iron Kyle, Lord Decibel, and their leader, who reveals himself to be...
"Michael Morningstar!"
"Hello Ben."
. . .
Ken, Devlin, and Bella wake up in a strange room. Michael enters.
"Who are you," asks Ken.
"Michael Morningstar." Ken, Devlin, and Bella have no idea who he is. "Doesn't matter. I have your Father as well as Devlin's Mother."
"What do you want," asks Ken.
"You will bring me the The Annihilargh and I will let everyone go.
"And if we don't," asks Ken.
"Guess." Morningstar then leaves the room.