Chapter 4:
"Blue Falcon and Dynomutt had to stop Dastardly and Muttley before they found the book and used it for bad stuff," says Captain Caveman, but then Captain Caveman accidently turns the TV on and now an add is playing.
. . .
"I'm Shake!"
"I'm Rattle!"
"And I'm Roll!"
"We run the Haunted Inn," says all three ghosts.
"Do you need a vacation from haunting," asks Shake.
"Then come on down," says Rattle.
"We have everything a ghost would want," says Roll.
"We want to make sure you do rest in peace," says Shake.
"You'll have a grand time," says Rattle.
"It's like you're in Heaven," says Roll, "or the other place. Depending."
"Too bad you might have to deal with me," says Sidney Merciless, ghost hunter. He then chases the ghosts.
. . .
Dick Dastardly and Muttley find the book on the roof of the Mystery Machine.
"I can just taste that power now," says Dick Dastardly, "it could use some salt."
"What are you guys doing," asks Jonny.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh...isn't this our van," asks Dastardly.
"No, it belongs to Velma and her friends," says Jonny.
"Well..."
"Halt, Fiends," says Blue Falcon as he and Dynomutt appear.
"Wow, it's the Blue Falcon and Dynomutt," says Jonny.
"Dick Dastardly..." says Dastardly. Muttley mumbles his name. "...run away!" Dick Dastardly and Muttley run while Blue Falcon and Dynomutt chase after them.
. . .
"What do you know," says Yogi, "it's a show."
"Wait a minute," says Ranger Smith, dressed as Fred Flintstone, "I didn't know there was going to be a show!"
"Two bad guys are after your van," Jonny says to the Gang.
"Thanks for telling us," says Fred, "come on!"
"Like, let's not and say we did," says Shaggy.
The Gang joined in the chase. Race, dressed as the Mighty Mightor, Magilla Gorilla, dressed as Grape Ape, and Wally Gator, dressed as Touché Turtle blocked Dastardly and Muttley's exit.
"Nobody moves," says Dastardly, or...Muttley gets it!" Muttley's confused.
"Heavens to Murgatroyd," says Snagglepuss, dressed as Captain Planet, "he has a hostage!"
"Yeah, but it's his accomplice," says Inch-High Private Eye, dressed as Atom Ant.
"He's not a very nice man," says Kwickly Koala, dressed as Secret Squirrel.
"Drat," says Dastardly, "Muttley, somehow, we need to get to that book!"
"Did he say book," asks Hadji, dressed as Igoo of the Herculoids.
Muttley then thinks and gets an idea...and he throws Dastardly to the Mystery Machine roof. "Muttley, you...wonderful buffoon!" Dastardly has the book. Muttley snickers. "Now, all of you shall prepare for its power!"
"Zoinks, what's that book gonna do," asks Shaggy.
"Unspeakable things," says Blue Falcon.
"Unspeakable," says Shaggy, "well, I guess that means we don't have to hear the scary parts."
"Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper, Snorky!" Then there was a storm, and a ghostly figure comes out of the book. "Who are you," asks Dastardly.
"I'm the Ghost of Jonathan Wellington Muddlemore, but friends call me Mudsy and this is my cat, Boo." Boo waves.
"You are one funky phantom," says Dastardly, "how are you in the book?"
"I was a soldier in the Revolutionary War...but I was also a coward who kind of...deserted the rest of the troops, so as punishment, I'm cursed to serve who ever uses the Book of Shazzan."
"Zoinks, a ghost," says Shaggy.
"Impossible," says Velma, "there has to be a rational explanation!"
"That ghost sounds familiar," says Snagglepuss.
"Phantom of the Book," says Dastardly, "unleash untold horrors on these fools...except him, he's with me." Dastardly was pointing to Muttley.
"As you command," says Mudsy.
Mudsy then creates a tornado of terror, and it was sucking almost everyone in.
"We have to get out of here," says Blue Falcon.
"It's taking my family," says Jonny. He almost got sucked in, but Dynomut saved him.
"Follow me," says Yogi.
Mystery Inc, Blue Falcon, Dynomutt, Jonny Quest, and Yogi Bear manage to get away as Dastardly lets out an evil laugh.