Chapter 5:
"So, now Dick Dastardly has ghoulish army," says Captain Caveman, "and with them, he and Muttley invincible..."
"Sorry to interrupt," says Dee Dee, "but that new horror movie trailer is on."
. . .
He's a mad man who hunts down his victims and takes their lives.
"Beware," says Mr. Peebles, "he'll come after you and you'll know it when you hear his hideous laugh!"
"Wait," says Penelope Pitstop, "what does it sound like?"
"Like the typical evil laugh of a cartoon villain," says Mr. Peebles.
"Is it like a mua ha ha thing," asks Penelope Pitstop.
"Does it matter," asks Mr. Peebles, "it's an evil laugh!"
And he has found his target.
"Really," asks Penelope Pitstop, "who?" Then there's a laugh. "Oh, me. Got it."
Penelope Pitstop stars in...The Hooded Claw!
"What are you doing here," asks Penelope Pitstop.
"This is the extra part of the trailer after the title card," says Niddler from The Pirates of Dark Water.
Beware the claw...especially if it has a hood.
. . .
"Where are we going," asks Blue Falcon.
"I have something that can help," says Yogi. He then leads them all to a large ship.
"But we're nowhere near an ocean," says Jonny.
"Ocean," asks Yogi, "we don't need no stinkin' ocean."
. . .
Turns out the ship can fly.
"Glad we have that covered," says Velma, "but we still need a way to stop Dastardly."
"Easier said than done." Then Winnie appears.
"Witch," says Shaggy and Scooby.
"It's alright," says Blue Falcon, "she's a friend."
"I'm Winsome Witch, the owner of the Book of Shazzan, the very book Dastardly's using."
"Can we stop that book," asks Daphne.
"Only if you can take it from Dastardly," says Winnie.
"Like, how do we do that," asks Shaggy.
"Just follow me and you will have victory," says a stranger with a boar head on.
"Who are you," asks Fred.
"Are you even a Hanna-Barbera character," asks Dynomutt.
"I am Inosuke Hashibira and I traveled here from the year 1919 to be your new leader and..."
"KILL THE OUTSIDER," shouts Scooby.
"KILL THE OUTSIDER," shouts Shaggy, Yogi, Dynomutt, Jonny, and Winnie and they then carry Inosuke and throw him off the boat.
"OOOkkkaaayyy," says Fred.
. . .
"We now control the forces of darkness," says Dastardly. Muttley then mumbles something. "You're right, we should do something about the superheroes, the witch, the bear, the boy, and the gang."
"But are they really that much of a threat," asks the Funky Phantom.
"I'm sorry, are you my master," asks Dastardly.
"Well... no..."
"Then by the power of the Book of Shazzan, I summon this ghost to do my bidding!"
. . .
"We just need to find Dastardly's lair," says Winnie.
"Like, I bet it's anywhere but that creepy looking castle over there," says Shaggy. Everyone stares at him. "I just found him, didn't I?"
Then there's a strange laugh that sounded like a prospector stereotype. Then a floating skull came.
"Zoinks!"
"Jinkies!"
"Jeepers!"
"Let's split up Gang!" Everyone looks at Fred. "I know, not an appropriate catch phrase."
The Skull then came at them. Winnie tries to fight it back with her magic, but that wasn't enough.
"Dog Wonder, activate the Ghost Catcher," says Blue Falcon.
"Oh, you were serious about that one," says Dynomutt, "I threw that away."
"What," asks Blue Falcon.
"How was I supposed to know we'd run into a ghost?"
"I found something," says Jonny, "but I don't know..."
"Wait!" The Skull then turns to the ghost of a prospector. "Is that gold?"
"Jinkies, it's the Ghost of Nugget Nose," says Velma, "he was a prospector in the Old West."
"Yep, Ah died lookin' for gold," says Nugget Nose, "and I ain't stoppin'. Gimme!"
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh...sure," says Jonny as he hands it to Nugget Nose.
"I finally got mah gold and now Ah'm free from that dane book!" Nugget Nose then disappears.
"Gold? That was cheese," says Yogi.
"That was great, Jonny," says Daphne. She then kisses him on the head.
"Yuck," says Jonny.
"So, if they finish their business, they're free," says Velma.
"But if that wasn't really gold, doesn't that mean..." Shaggy begins.
"Let's not try to think about it," says Blue Falcon, "Yogi, full speed to Dastardly's Castle!"
"Aye Aye Falcon," says Yogi.
They are now heading for Dastardly's castle, but he may have more tricks up his sleeve.