Chapter 6:
"Cavey, how'bout you skip to the end," asks Brenda.
"The End," says Captain Caveman.
"Now tell us the parts we missed," says Taffy.
"Okay," says Captain Caveman.
. . .
Scooby and the other good guys then enter the castle of Dick Dastardly, but then they get a surprise.
"RRAARRR!"
"It's the Black Knight," says Daphne.
"The Who," asks Jonny.
"He was our first case," says Fred.
"And, like, he's not alone," says Shaggy.
Then a monstrous version of Scooby comes.
"The Weredoo," says Velma, "we haven't met him in years."
The Gang started backing up, but there was something behind them.
"The Snake Demon and the 10,000 Volt Ghost," asks Fred.
"We should make like a banana and split," says Yogi.
"That might be a little difficult," says Dynomutt.
Then a ghost jumps out of a plane.
"Like, it's the Ghost of the Red Baron," says Shaggy.
"You had some interesting adventures," says Blue Falcon.
"Dastardly must've summoned all our old enemies," says Velma, "but there is one thing we have on him."
"The fact that they're all fakes," says Fred.
"Nice try, Dastardly," says Shaggy, "but you can't scare us!"
Scooby and Dynomutt then try to remove the Snake Demon's mask, but there is one problem...no mask.
"He's real," says Scooby.
"The monsters you met may be fakes," says Winnie, "but the ones summoned by the book are real!"
"We better move," says Blue Falcon.
"Let's split up Gang," says Fred.
They then split into five groups and the monsters give chase.
. . .
The 10,000 Volt Ghost chases after Shaggy and Yogi.
"Hey, you're wasting electricity here," says Shaggy.
"You wanna kill the planet," asks Yogi, "go save some energy!"
The 10,000 Volt Ghost then leaves...only to then realize it's being tricked. I then look and sees Shaggy and Yogi are gone. "RRRAAAAARRRR!"
. . .
"Winnie, how can the book summon real versions of costumes," asks Daphne.
"Our group has a talking dog, a talking bear, a robot dog, and me, a witch," says Winnie.
"Hey, I was just asking," says Daphne.
"And I'm just scared," says Winnie, "the Snake Demon's here!"
"Hsssssss!"
"This is what I get for that time I wore snake leather boots," says Daphne, "I've been feeling guilty ever since."
"Daphne, how attached to your look are you," asks Winnie.
"Okay, I know I can be a little..."
Winnie then turns Daphne into a giant mongoose, and she scares the Snake Demon off. Winnie then turns Daphne back.
"Sorry," asks Winnie.
"It got rid of the Snake Demon," says Daphne, "no complaints."
. . .
Fred and the Blue Falcon are in a dungeon.
"What do we do," asks Fred.
"Find weapons we can use to defend ourselves against that renaissance reject," says Blue Falcon.
Fred and Blue Falcon then grab weapons and the Black Knight enters.
"Have at thee, Knaves," says Black Knight.
"He can talk," asks Fred.
"Talking is for wimps," says Blue Falcon, "attack!"
Fred and Blue Falcon then take on the Black Knight.
. . .
"It's like we're in a real haunted house," says Jonny as he and Velma are in the library.
"You've seen one haunted house you've seen them all," asks Velma.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh...Velma, wasn't there a ghost of the Red Baron," asks Jonny.
Velma turns around and sees him.
"Jinkies," says Velma.
The Ghost was hopping towards them. "Is that the Blue Max, outside," asks Jonny.
Hearing that, the Ghost, wanting revenge, jumps out the window.
"Jonny, I could..." Velma begins.
"Hey, one kiss a day is fine with me," says Jonny.
. . .
Scooby and Dynomutt were in the dining room.
"So, the Weredoo, he a relative," asks Dynomutt.
"Don't ask," says Scooby.
The Weredoo then came in.
"I'll just use my battering ram missile head," says Dynomutt. Instead, he kicked the Weredoo in a vulnerable area. "Oops, malfunction."
"But you did a good job, Dog Wonder," says Blue Falcon as he and Fred enter, "and we got away from that nutty knight!"
"So, you thought," says Black Knight as he appeared behind them.
"I thought it was too easy," says Blue Falcon.
Shaggy and Yogi then come running in and accidently knock the Black Knight down.
"Good going, Guys," says Fred.
"Like, we should all go," says Shaggy.
The 10,000 Volt Ghost appears.
"I think we should all run," says Blue Falcon.
"Maybe this radio will distract them," says Dynomutt as he turns the radio on.
Chorus: The minotaur's my butler, Cyclops my valet
A centaur drives my chariot that takes me down the way
Through a river made of fire, through a street that's paved with bones
I got a dozen Zombie Skeletons to walk me to my throne
In the Land of the Dead
Heck, boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
'Cause I hold horror's hand
In the Land of the Dead, I'm Darkside royalty
I'm far renowned in the underground
And you can't take that from me
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Cerberus my lapdog is loyal as can be
My bed is made of skulls, I'm in the lap of luxury
I got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi, the Gorgons think it's cool
And a seven-headed hydra living in my swimming pool
In the Land of the Dead
Heck, boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
'Cause I hold horror's hand
In the Land of the Dead, I'm Darkside royalty
I'm far renowned in the underground
And you can't take that away from me
No, you can't take that from me!
"I think we lost them," says Fred.
"Well, look who's here!" The Funky Phantom then appears.
"Here we go again," says Shaggy.
"Wait," says Blue Falcon, "you said you're in that book because you deserted your fellow soldiers in the Revolutionary War, right?"
"Yes," says the Funky Phantom.
"Then your unfinished business is that you never made up for that," says Velma.
"I suppose," says the Funky Phantom, "but the war's over. There aren't any problems with the British now."
"The point was to fight for freedom, wasn't it," asks Yogi.
"So, you can fight for your freedom against Dastardly," says Winnie.
"Fight...against the power of the book," asks the Funky Phantom, "but who knows what that will do to me?"
"Then fight for the freedom of those it is oppressing," says Blue Falcon.
The Funky Phantom then thinks about it. Does he want to be a slave forever? He then disappears.
. . .
"Did that useless ghost catch them yet," asks Dastardly.
"I'm more than a useless ghost," says the Funky Phantom, "I'm a soldier!"
"You're a traitor," says Dastardly.
The Funky Phantom then wrestles Dastardly for the book. The Heroes then enter, and the monsters appear.
"Not these guys again," says Shaggy.
The book then goes to the air and Blue Falcon grabs it, but then Black Knight grabs him. "Dog Wonder!" Blue Falcon then throws the book.
Dynomutt then grabs it, but then the Weredoo attacks him. "Yogi!" Dynomutt then throws the book.
Yogi catches it, but then the 10,000 Volt Ghost gets in his way. "Jonny!" Yogi then throws the book.
Jonny grabs the book, but then the Ghost of the Red Baron appears. "Winnie!" Jonny then throws the book.
Winnie then catches the book, but then the Snake Demon wraps itself around her. "Gang!" Winnie then throws the book.
Shaggy catches it, but then Muttley traps him, Fred, Daphne, and Velma in a cage and then snickers. "Scooby!" Shaggy then throws the book.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh...Shaggy, we still could've used the book," says Velma.
"Oh yeah," says Shaggy, "I guess I didn't think that through."
Scooby then catches the book.
"Stop that meddling mutt," says Dastardly.
Muttley and the monsters were walking towards Scooby. Scooby then opens the book and finds the page on sending all the dark forces back.
"Waggs, Sweets, Shiner, Lady, Bump, Downer, Wiggle, Spinner, Scat, Mooch," Scooby chants.
Then a large wormhole appears in the sky and sucks up all the dark forces the book summons. The Castle gets changed too. Turns out, it's a racetrack.
"Golly," says Tinker, "I'm so glad that's over, Speedy."
"Me too," says Speed Buggy.
"Why a racetrack," asks Velma.
"I was a racer in the Wacky Races," says Dastardly, "but then they kicked me out for all the cheating I've done. It's not like I ever succeeded!"
"What about the Funky Phantom," asks Dynomutt.
Then there's a light. "I'll send you all a postcard from Heaven," says the Funky Phantom as he leaves. "Goodbye!" The Funky Phantom's gone.
"Now to take you two to jail," says Blue Falcon.
"I would've gotten away with it too," says Dastardly, "if it weren't for you meddling kids...and Blue Falcon and Dynomutt...and the witch...and that Quest Boy...and that bear!"
Muttley then mumbles something you do not want to hear.
. . .
Now that everyone is free, they're all going back to the Halloween Party.
"This is a delightful party," says Winnie.
"Especially since we don't have to worry about real frights now," says Velma.
"Let's hear it for the one who saved the night," says Yogi, "Scooby-Doo!"
Everyone cheers.
"Scooby-Dooby-Doo!"
. . .
"That's a great story, Cavey," says Taffy.
"I especially liked the part where it all ended," says Brenda.
"Hey Cavey, all the best horror stories have a twist," says Dee Dee.
"My story does have twist," says Captain Caveman.
"Really, what," asks Brenda.
"What do you think happened to book?" Captain Caveman then reveals he has it, and it unleashes ghosts and monsters.
"Happy Halloween," says Hairy Scary the Ghost.
The End