Chapter 6:
"Uhh... what's a Time Belt," asks Toast.
"Time Bell," says Father Time, "it's how he travels around the world in one night. He attached it to his sleigh and uses its power. He borrowed it from me centuries ago and has never returned it!"
"That's what this is about," asks Pepper Mills, "lame."
"He's right," says Santa, "I have had it longer then I should have, but I was doing it for the children. There are so many and they expect me to deliver their presents. Dad, if you just listen..."
"Maybe I should just take the bell back," says Father Time, "those kids should probably learn you can't always get what you want anyway!"
"Dad, please, you already agreed to fill in tonight. Perhaps that will show you."
Father Time then sighs. "Fine, I'll decide about the bell after then." Father Time then walks away.
"So, can I borrow the Time Bell," asks Toast.
"Not a good time," says Santa.
"THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD," says Loud.
. . .
The Elves were getting the sleigh ready. Father Time was looking. Big Fat Baby was eating snow. Charity arrives.
"So, that's why you've been a grump," asks Charity.
"I know I was being too hard," says Father Time, "but all my time items are very important."
"But so is the Season of Giving," says Charity.
Charity: Do you hear what I hear?
Said the night wind to the little lamb
Do you see what I see?
(Kid Chorus: Do you see what I see?)
Way up in the sky, little lamb
Do you see what I see?
(Kid Chorus: Do you see what I see?)
A star, a star, dancing in the night
With a tail as big as a kite
With a tail as big as a kite
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
Do you hear what I hear?
(Kid Chorus: Do you hear what I hear?)
Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy
Do you hear what I hear?
(Kid Chorus: Do you hear what I hear?)
A song, a song high above the trees
With a voice as big as the sea
With a voice as big as the sea
Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king
Do you know what I know? (Kid Chorus: Do you know what I know?)
In your palace warm, mighty king
Do you know what I know? (Kid Chorus: Do you know what I know?)
A Child, a Child shivers in the cold
Let us bring him silver and gold
Let us bring him silver and gold
Said the king to the people everywhere
Listen to what I say! (Kid Chorus: Listen to what I say!)
Pray for peace, people, everywhere
Listen to what I say! (Kid Chorus: Listen to what I say!)
The Child, the Child sleeping in the night
He will bring us goodness and light
He will bring us goodness and light!
"Well, might as well get this over with," says Father Time.
. . .
Father Time was getting ready for take off, but he had trouble remembering the reindeer's names. "Uhh... Fred..."
Big Fat Baby then says their names in his baby language and they took off.
. . .
Father Time, Big Fat Baby, and the Reindeer were going around the world. First, they were in Acme Acres where they gave Buster and Babs carrots, Plucky a mirror, Hamton a vacuum, Fifi Will Smith's phone number, and Montana Max a lump of coal.
. . .
They then arrive in Burbank where they gave the Warners a roller coaster, Skippy a nut, Brain a globe, and Pinky a marshmellow bed. Weird.
. . .
They then arrive in Washington DC where they gave Dexter Douglas a new computer and all the supervillains coal.
"Hey, you guys wanna have a cookie eating contest," asks Cosgrove.
"We're a little busy," says Father Time.
"Yeah okay," says Cosgrove, "Merry Christmas." Father Time and Big Fat Baby then leave. "How'bout you, Narrator, you wanna have a cookie eating contest?" Maybe later. "Okay."
. . .
They also delivered to Taz-Mania and have also delivered to the greatest detective, Granny. They have also delivered to the Road Rovers. They have delivered in Gotham and Metropolis. They even gave presents to some kids who have been in detention.
. . .
"I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick of cookies," says Father Time. Even Big Fat Baby felt like he had enough. "Well, this is the last house."
. . .
Father Time and Big Fat Baby were in the house. They were sneaking around, but then Big Fat Baby needed a change. "Bad Timing," says Father Time.
"Hello?" A little girl woke up and sees them. "Santa?"
"Sort of," says Father Time.
"And a baby? PU! When was the last time he had a change?"
"You know the day the continents all separated," asks Father Time.
"Yeah, that was long before we even had calendars," says the little girl.
"Before that," says Father Time, "you must be..." Big Fat Baby whispers in his ear. "Cindy! Cindy Lousen!"
"That's right!"
"Well, I think I have your gift in here somewhere..." Father Time then holds out a doll.
"That's it," says Cindy, "thank you, Santa. You have to be the most generous man I have ever known!"
"Well..."
"I bet you were raised by good parents."
This really got to Father Time. Father Time and Big Fat Baby then helped Cindy get to bed and then they took off.
. . .
Father Time and Big Fat Baby then return to Santa's workshop. World's Oldest Woman changes Big Fat Baby. Santa then approaches Father Time.
"It was wrong of me to keep it all this time," says Santa, "you should have it back. I'll just have to start on December First."
"You know what," says Father Time, "it's yours. We can't disappoint the children. Think of it as my Christmas gift to you, Son."
The two then hug and everyone cheer.
Kid Chorus: We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Father Time: Good tidings we bring to you and your kin
Kid Chorus: We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Santa: Oh, bring us some figgy pudding
Oh, bring us some figgy pudding
Oh, bring us some figgy pudding
And bring it right here
Father Time: Good tidings we bring to you and your kin
Kid Chorus: We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
World's Oldest Woman: We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
So bring it right here
Father Time: Good tidings we bring to you and your kin
Kid Chorus: We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Mrs. Claus: We all like our figgy pudding
We all like our figgy pudding
We all like our figgy pudding
With all its good cheers
Father Time: Good tidings we bring to you and your kin
Kid Chorus: We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Kid Chorus: We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Charity kisses Loud again. "Mistletoe."
"YUCK!"
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night," says Father Time.