Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of 'The American Dragons: Jake and Kris Long!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, as the OCs Shang-Chi, Noire, Dromos, and Mei Long belong entirely to 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"You call that a block? Oh, my Grandmother could take that guy out, and she's 1,400 years old!" An annoyed Fu Dog screamed as it was a normal night in New York City, and we see that Fu Dog and Noire had taken Kris, Jake, and Shang-Chi to an abandoned warehouse that held tonight's Boulder Ball as they were sitting around in the bleachers with a bunch of other Magical Creatures and watched on as a bunch of Ogres were playing a very intense makeshift game of hockey but instead of sticks and pucks, they were simply tossing boulders at each other.
"Hey, hey! I'm only 1,392!" Fu Dog's Grandmother yelled while standing up from her seat as Fu Dog threw his popcorn down at her.
"Down in front, Grandma, huh?!" Fu Dog snapped angrily with his Grandmother sitting down on her chair and letting out a small irritated huff as he then turned back to the others. "So anyway, if the Rushing Ogre clips the left winger, he gets six free throws and-,
"Whoa! Incoming!" Noire warned worriedly just as several boulders were accidentally tossed over to them as the American Dragons grew serious and narrowed their eyes.
"Head of a Dragon," Jake says while summoning his Dragon Head with a burst of red flames as he blows in a big stream of red flames that flies over to collide against one of the airborne boulders to blow it up into a billion pieces.
"Armor of a Dragon," Kris says while growing out her Dragon Armor with a burst of pink flames as she allows the second boulder to collide against her body, and it harmlessly shatters into a billion pieces upon contact with her Dragon Armored Body.
"Tail of a Dragon," Shang-Chi says while standing up from his seat and popping out his Dragon Tail as he twirled around and slammed it against the third and final boulder as it shattered into a billion pieces, and the American Dragons then de-summoned their Dragon Appendages.
"Damn, we nearly got killed there." A worried Kris says as an anxious Shang-Chi turns to the Magical Animal Guardians.
"Does anyone ever get hit by those things, guys?"
"Kids, come on. This game is about team-building and sportsmanship, not violence and-Ooh! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" Fu Dog chanted after noticing that the Ref Ogres tried to stop the Player Ogres from fighting, only for them to get beat up as Fu Dog's Grandma even leaped over to land on top of them and began hitting them all with her walker stick angrily.
"Anyway, tempers are high. See, the winner of this game goes on to the Ogre Bowl, the Boulder Ball Game of Boulder Ball Games." Noire says with a smirk as a buzzing sound rang out. "Whoo, man, so much excitement and mayhem in just the first period."
"Wait, this was just the first period? How many periods are there?" A shocked Jake asked as Fu Dog hummed thoughtfully.
"Well, let's see. Uh, we're playing winter rules, so...only 17." Fu Dog says with a casual shrug, shocking the American Dragons as they groan loudly, and we then cut to the next day as we appear at Millard Fillmore Highschool, and we see the gang attending Professor Rotwood's Class with Shang-Chi, Trixie, Spud, and Danika being wide awake while the Long Twins were sleeping soundly on their desks as Professor Rotwood walked up them with an annoyed look on his face as he swiftly slammed his rule on their desks.
"Mr. and Ms. Long!"
"Ogre Foul!" The Long Twins exclaimed in unison while sitting up as they then flinched when Professor Rotwood slammed his ruler down on their desks again.
"Nein. The correct answer is Cyclops. Now, Mr. and Ms Long, Friday's Test counts for you know what? 50% of your grade, so, if you don't shape up by then, you will get the distinct pleasure of seeing me, Professor Rotwood, in the Bermuda shorts with the flippy-floppy sandals at...Summer School." Professor Rotwood says with a sinister grin as the Long Twins flinched worriedly and groaned.
"Aw, man.../Dang it..." The Long Twins say in unison with a wince as, unknown to them, Professor Rotwood turns around and grins maliciously, excited to finally have some quality time with the Long Twins to find out what makes them tick and hopefully find out about the secrets of Dragons and the Magical Kind.
{The American Dragons: Jake and Kris Long-Season 1 Theme Song!}
They're cool, they're hot
Like a frozen sun
Sleeping soundly on their respective beds, Jake and Kris suddenly woke up as they bounced out of their beds, both feeling really excited for the day as they ran out of their rooms to do their morning routines and, after dressing up and eating their breakfasts, the Long Twins brought out their skateboards as they rode down the stairs and raced past their surprised Parents and Little Sister as they skated outside.
They're young and fast
They're the chosen ones
Their Best Friends, Spud, Trixie, Hunter, and Shang-Chi smiled warmly at the Long Twins but then winced in sympathy as Jake accidentally sprang out his Dragon Tail, and it got tangled up with the wheels on his skateboard as he lost control of his momentum and crashed against a couple of trashcans as Kris didn't fare any better as she accidentally activated her Flight of a Dragon and flew up into the air before losing control of her powers as the busty female teenager fell down and crashed inside of a dumpster.
People, we're not braggin'
They're the American Dragons!
Recovering from their accidents, the Long Twins and their Best Friends skated towards school as Jake turned his head and gasped as he saw Rose talking with her friends, and, feeling his heart beating faster than normal, the Male American Dragon stared at his crush lovingly with a big blush on his face as Jake didn't look where he was going and crashed against a nearby delivery man's truck.
Rolling her eyes at her Twin Brother's obvious crush on Rose, Kris glanced at her friends and gasped at the sight of Hunter's gorgeous face glinting against the sun as she blushed slightly, and the Female American Dragon sighed dreamily as Kris didn't look where she was going and crashed against the same truck that Jake crashed into. Hunter, Trixie, Spud, and Shang-Chi gasped worriedly as they ran over to the truck to check on their friends and cousins when suddenly, red/pink flames emerged from the vehicle as the Long Twins flew out of the truck in their Dragon Forms and posed heroically as they smiled down at their friends and cousin reassuringly.
They're going to stop their enemies with their awesome Dragon Powers
Dragon Teeth, Dragon Tail, Burning Dragon Fire
They're real live wires!
At Central Park, we see Jake, Kris, and Shang Chi skateboarding toward their Grandfather and Magical Animal Guardians as Lao Shi turns to them and silently points ahead as the Human/Dragon Hybrids' eyes widen in surprise at the sight of all their enemies coming together to defeat them as they glared at the trio and stood in fighting stances.
Nodding to each other determinedly, the trio transformed into their Dragon Forms as Jake smirked cockily at the readers while Kristina smiled shyly and Shang-Chi grinned slyly, but, unknown to the teens, however, Huntsgirl appeared behind them as she stopped on Kristina's tail and then also grabbed Jake's tail as she pulled it, and Jake and Kris's eyes widen as they yelled out in surprise/pain and accidentally blew red/pink fire at their Grandpa, Cousin, and Magical Guardians, who gave the Long Twins deadpanned looks as Fu Dog and Noire puts out the small lick of flames on their tails.
American Dragons!
(Dragon Up!)
American Dragons!
Jake and Kristina flew across the vast island of Manhattan as the magical creatures waved friendly at their magical Human/Dragon Hybrid Protectors, and the Long Twins waved back as a small group of fangirling fairies flew towards Jake and placed multiple kisses on his face as a pair of gargoyles whistled at Kristina as the Male American Dragon tried in vain to push the fairies off of his face while the Female American Dragon blushed madly as she covered her eyes shyly and accidentally rammed into her Twin Brother as her long body wrapped around his body and tied him up as they crashed down to the ground with a couple of startled yelps.
They're the American Dragons!
(Freestyle with the dragons!)
The American Dragons fought against the Huntsman and Huntsgirl as Jake grabbed his Twin Sister and twirled her around like a lasso before throwing her towards the villains as Kris used her elastic body to wrap around Huntsman and Huntsgirl's bodies as the Dragon-Slaying Villains tried in vain to escape as Jake grabbed Kristina's tail and twirled them around for a few seconds before Kris let go of them as they were launched up high into the sky.
The Long Twins fought against a horde of teeth-like monsters as Kristina flew across the battlefield like a torpedo and used her stretchy body to trip up the monsters towards Jake and Shang-Chi, who punched through them with ease as Hayley cheered in the background, and we then see the Long Twins facing off against a small Alien/Demonic Creature as their friends and a teenage blue-haired girl watched on worriedly.
Then, we see the Human/Dragon Hybrids fighting against Huntsgirl as she throws multiple punches at Jake, who blocks all of her punches as he swiftly grabs her last punch and throws her toward Kristina as the Female American Dragon smirks and stretches out her body as she catches Huntsgirl and then catapults her towards Shang-Chi, who delivered a massive uppercut to her chin as he sends the teenage ninja flying through the air before crashing against the roof of a car as Huntsgirl groans and slowly went unconscious as the Long Kids shared a high-five. Finally, we see a tied-up Jake and Kris struggling to escape as Huntsgirl raises her glowing green spear and glares hatefully into their terrified eyes as she screams, and Rose charges at them as she aims for their hearts.
Their skills are getting faster with Grandpa, the Master
Their destiny will walk up the streets
Showtime, baby, for their legacies
American Dragons!
Jake and Kris were practicing mastering their Dragon Powers as Lao Shi watched on from the background with an approving look on his face as he gestured for them to continue, and after a few minutes of training, Jake and Kristina glanced at their Grandfather before glancing back at each other as they smirked mischievously and nodded as they flew up high into the air.
Surprised, Lao Shi watched on as the Long Twins flew farther and farther away from him as they shared a high-five, but then they accidentally transformed back into their Human Forms as Jake and Kris screamed and hugged each other in fear as they fell down. Landing on the ground with surprisingly no injuries, the Long Twins jumped back in surprise as they were suddenly standing on a stage with their friends, and a huge crowd of New Yorkers stood in front of them as they cheered for their Magical Guardians.
Confused, Jake and Kris heard music beginning to play behind them as they turned around and saw their friends and family performing on stage with them as their band and the Long Twins turned to stare at each other for a few seconds before smirking widely as they grabbed a pair of microphones and starts rapping.
Jake: From the J, to the A, to the K, to the E
(American Dragons!)
Kris: And from the K, to the R, to the I to the S
(American Dragons!)
Jake and Kris: We're the mack-daddy/mama dragons from the NYC, ya hear?
(American Dragons)
After finishing their little short epic rap song, the crowd cheered louder as Rose appeared on stage while Hunter tossed his drumsticks away as the Duo walked towards the Long Twins, who blushed at the sight of their crushes walking towards them as Rose grabbed Jake's hands and smiled at him warmly while Hunter grabbed Kristina's waist and brought his crush closer to his body as they leaned in for a kiss as the Long Twins shared a quick fist-bump with each other before turning to their crushes as they leaned closer to kiss them.
Jake! Kris! Snap out of it and stop destroying Grandpa's Shop!
Lao Shi's annoyed yell rang out as Jake and Kris were snapped out of their daydreams and winced as they realized that they accidentally destroyed their Grandfather's Shop during their daydreams and simultaneously gagged in disgust as the Long Twins realized that they were going to kiss a couple of dirty and wet mops.
Aw, man!/Dang it!
(American Dragons!)
The Long Twins cursed as Lao Shi stared at them furiously with his face going red and trembled slightly in silent anger as Jake and Kris smiled down at him sheepishly before bolting out of the shop as they transformed into their Dragon Forms and flew to the sky as, not letting them go that easy, Lao Shi transformed into his Dragon Form and chased after his fleeing Grandchildren while yelling at the American Dragons angrily in either Mandarin/Cantonese.
{The American Dragons: Jake and Kris Long-Season 1 Theme Song Over!}
"Come on, Fu, just a little memory potion to get us by until after I pass the test." Jake pleaded as we fast forward in time, and we see the American Dragons hanging out at Lao Shi's Shop as Jake and Kris were trying to study for their Mythology Test next Friday at the back with Shang Chi and Noire sitting around on the couch as Fu Dog laid near the Long Twins.
"Did I just hear you guys trying to use magic to cheat?" Lao Shi asked with a stern tone while walking into the room as the Long Twins groaned and Kris pouted.
"But, Grandpa, if we don't cheat, we will fail the test and be forced to go to Summer School, which means that we have less time to perform our American Dragon Duties over the summer." Kris pointed out as Lao Shi sighed heavily and shook his head as he then shifted his arms into his Dragon Limbs with a burst of blue flames as the Dragon Master went over to grab Jake's Homework from out of his hands.
"Kids, cutting one corner just leads to two more." Lao Shi says while cutting up the corners of Jake's Homework with his Dragon Claws as said person gives him an annoyed look.
"Uh, you just cut up my homework."
"Well, you see, the claws of life may cut you many things but...hi-ya! Do not question your Dragon Master!" An irritated Lao Shi says while giving Jake back his cut-up Homework as he then de-summoned his Dragon Appendages. "Anyway, I have an important mission for you three." Lao Shi says with a serious tone as we fast forward in time, and we see the group making their way through the Magus Bazaar as, suddenly, the Oracle Twins appeared out of nowhere to greet them.
"Hi, Jake! Hi, Kris! Remember us?" Sarah asked with an excited beam as Noah's eyes flashed yellow briefly.
"You will..."
"Oh, yeah. The Oracle Twins." Shang-Chi says with a nod as the Long Twins had told him about them when they considered asking the Oracle Twins out to Prom a while back.
"So are you the one that only sees the good stuff or the bad stuff?" Jake asked Sarah curiously as her eyes flashed yellow briefly.
"You're gonna get a nasty case of poison ivy all over your head in July. A pox upon your face."
"Right. Bad stuff." A deadpan Jake says as Kris turns to Noah curiously and points at him.
"And you must be the one who sees all the good stuff."
"Yeah," Noah says dryly with his eyes flashing yellow briefly as he crosses his arms. "Good news, your period this month won't be as heavy as last month," Noah says as Kris sighs in relief just as Sarah's eyes flashed yellow briefly as she smiled.
"But next month, your period will be extra hard." Sarah said as Kris pouted, and Noah's eyes flashed yellow briefly as he turned to Jake.
"You're cavity-free this year."
"Really? Nice." Jake says with a beam as Sarah's eyes flash yellow briefly and grinned widely.
"But you will be getting a root canal next year." Sarah says with a cheerful smile as Jake pouted sadly just as Noah's eyes flashed yellow as he then turned to Shang-Chi.
"You are going to have a hot makeout session with your crush next week and even cop a feel."
"Heh, nice," Shang-Chi says with a smirk as Sarah's eyes flashed yellow briefly.
"But you two will be caught by your parents," Sarah says with a giggle as Shang-Chi flinches and blushes in embarrassment as Lao Shi then turns to the American Dragons.
"Kids, the Oracle Twins are in grave danger. Herbet the Goblin is after them."
"What? Really? What does a Goblin Crime Boss want with the Oracle Twins?" A worried Shang-Chi asked as Lao Shi narrowed his eyes stoically.
"He plans to capture the twins and force them to make predictions on the outcome of the Ogre Bowl."
"Using a magical gift to try and turn a profit? Will those goblins stop at nothing?" A disgusted Fu Dog says as he turns to the Oracle Twins, and reaches behind him to pull out a newspaper and hands it over to Noah. "Check out the Centaur Racing Page. Anything jump out at you? Throw me a bone, will ya, huh?" Fu Dog asked hopefully before yelping in pain as an annoyed Noire swatted him in the back of his head and Lao Shi shifted his head into his Dragon Head with a burst of blue flames as he swiftly fired a small stream of blue flames that flew over to collide against the newspaper that a bored Noah was holding as it got burned to a crisp.
"Anyway...kids, as the American Dragons, you must protect the Oracle Twins until after the Ogre Bowl." Lao Shi says with a serious tone as the trio nods.
"Yo, Gramps, we're all over it," Jake says with a reassuring tone as Shang-Chi nods and turns to the Oracle Twins.
"So, how about we pick you all up on Friday after our Mythology Test?"
"No, the Ogre Bowl is Friday." A stern Lao Shi says as Kris frowns worriedly.
"But how can we do our Mythology Test AND protect the Oracle Twins at the same time?"
"Sorry, Young Ones, but you three must find a way to balance your school work and your Dragon Duties." Lao Shi says with a wise tone as the gang shares a somber look and sighs heavily as Noah's eyes flash yellow briefly and turn to Jake.
"You are about to be happy very soon," Noah said as a giggling Sarah then ran over to hug Jake close to her body and accidentally shoved his face against her D-Cup Breasts as her eyes flashed yellow briefly.
"Thanks for your help, and, uh, you might want to stop admiring my breasts or else you will slip on the newt eyeballs."
"Wait what?" A bewildered and blushing Jake asked while admiring Sarah's D-Cup Breast as he then separated from her and stumbled back, only to slip on a nearby conveniently placed box of Newts as he crashed down into the ground.
"Ew, talk about rolling your eyes."
"Hah, nice one, Fu Dog." Noire praised as Kris went over to help her embarrassed Twin up to his feet and gave the Oracle Twins a curious and confused look.
"So, quick question, if you two can see the future, can't you just see when Herbert's coming and make a run for it?"
"Ugh. We can't see everything, Einstein." An annoyed Noah says as Noire nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, they may be descendants of the Oracle of Delphi, but the bloodline's thin after a couple thousand years."
"I just get visions...horrible, disturbing visions that haunt my every waking moment. Not to mention my nightmares." Sarah says with a giggle as the American Dragons look disturbed and worried by what she said.
"Mine always seem to have cinnamon rainbows and gingham puppies in them. I hate puppies." Noah says with a shiver and a glare as he crosses his arms.
"Oh, I hear you, brother. The chewing, the yapping, the carpet stains...aw, blech." Fu Dog says with a disgusted and angry tone as we fast forward in time and we see the American Dragons and the Oracle Twins walking through the city of New York as Trixie, Spud, and Danika appear on the scene as they walk over to them.
"I knew it. We've been replaced. It was only a matter of time until you guys got cuter and more handsome sidekicks." Spud says with a pout as Danika scoffed and smirked cockily.
"Speak for yourself, Spud," Danika says as she and Trixie share a high-five.
"Yo, we told you, they're not our new sidekicks. They're our job," Jake pointed out with a blank tone as Kris nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, we have to bodyguard them until Friday," Kris says as Sarah nods with a smile.
"We're posing as Jake and Kris's Cousins and Shang-Chi's Siblings from out of town." Sarah says with her eyes flashing yellow briefly as she then turns to Trixie. "Also, I forgive you for spitting soda all over me."
"What? Ain't nobody spit."
"You didn't yet." Shang-Chi pointed out as the trio gave him curious looks. "You see, Sarah and Noah are the Oracle Twins, the descendants of the Oracle of Delphi, which means that they can see visions of the future at random. Noah sees good stuff while Sarah sees bad stuff." Shang-Chi explained while pointing over at Noah and Sarah respectively as their friends perked up.
"For real? Nice, you guys got any visions for us?" Danika asked the Oracle Twins excitedly as Noah's eyes flashed yellow briefly.
"Good news, you are going to die next week. Hooray or whatever."
"...What?!" Everyone asked in shock and horror as Danika froze in fear.
"Wait, wait, wait, Noah only sees the good stuff in the future, right?! So how is me dying good?!" A disbelieving and panicking Danika asked as Noah shrugged.
"You probably won't believe me," Noah says just as Sarah's eyes flash yellow briefly as she turns to smile at a shaken Trixie.
"You are going to wake up one day, completely cold and get a big growth spurt. Have fun with that."
"I suggest that one day you rummage through your house's attic. You will find something there that will really like." Noah advised Spud dryly as his eyes flashed yellow, and unknown to the gang, Herbert and his Goblin Group could be seen spying down on the group as Kris and the others talked for a bit and they then turned around to walk away.
"Let's take them, boss." A Goblin says to Herbert as said person shakes his head.
"Not now. We must wait until they're alone. Are you two...ready?" Herbert asked the Goblins behind them, who were dressed to look like a couple of normal high school girls as they nodded. "Blend in with them at school. Watch their every move. The Ogre Bowl is this Friday. We don't have much time." Herbert says with a serious tone as they nod, and we fast forward in time as we see the American Dragons and the Oracle Twins making their way down the hallway of Millard Fillmore Highschool.
"Okay, here's the drill. Tomorrow at 2:00 p.m., we have, like, the most important test of our life, so from now until then, our one and only focus will be-Rose!" Jake says sternly before perking up at the sight of Rose, who is taking stuff out of her locker, and turning around to walk towards him. "What's up?"
"Oh, hey, Jake." Rose greeted cheerfully while turning around to walk away as Sarah waved at her cheerfully, and her eyes flashed yellow briefly.
"Nice to meet ya. Tomorrow you're gonna get a massive zit on your ass, and you are SERIOUSLY going to pissed at someone tomorrow."
"Errrr, guys? A little advice, Humans in the Human Realm aren't used to oracles going around predicting stuff, so just...just chill, alright?" Kris pleaded as the Oracle Twins nodded just as Noah's eyes flashed yellow briefly as he turned to Shang-Chi.
"Danika Hunnicutt will become your girlfriend one day."
"Really? Nice." Shang-Chi says just as Sarah's eyes flashed yellow briefly as she turned to a random student.
"Someone's gonna steal your pudding."
"Not again..." The Pouting Teenager says as he turns around to walk away, and Shang-Chi gives the Oracle Twins a concerned look.
"Guys, please, don't go around, telling people of their vision-,"
"Your parents are going to happily support you coming out of the closet and you and your girlfriend are going to have an amazing, romantic date tonight," Noah says to a random Teenage Girl with his eyes flashing yellow briefly as Sarah's eyes flash yellow briefly and turns to another Random Student.
"You are going to fail at your dreams of being a Broadway Star," Sarah says with the Random Student tearing up and turning around to run away as the Oracle Twins' eyes flash yellow briefly, and turn their heads to see Miles and Katherine walking nearby as they walk over to them.
"Congratulations, you two are going to become superheroes and become a couple with each other/But your Uncle will die and you will have a love rivalry with another blonde-haired traitorous bitch," Noah and Sarah said in unison, shocking and confusing Miles and Katherine as the American Dragons walked over to grab the Oracle Twins and pulled them away as they brushed past the poorly disguised Goblins.
"Hey, watch it-Uh, I mean... I was all, Bobby likes me and not you! And she was all, nuh-uh! And I was all, uh-huh!" The Goblin says to his friend with a high-pitched tone as we see Kris and the others walking down the hallway.
"Sorry, we can't help it, guys. The visions just come to us, and then we have to blurt them out." Sarah says with a happy giggle as her eyes flash yellow briefly, and turned around to point over at a random couple. "Sorry about your nasty break-up next spring, and on prom night, too. Also, make sure to bring cab fare, and you two will be very disappointed when you try to have sex with each other. He's a quick shot." Sarah whispered to the girl with the boy blushing in disbelief and anger as they turned around to walk away.
"It's physically impossible for us not to say them," Noah says as his eyes flash yellow briefly. "Just like it's physically impossible for Shang-Chi and Kris to hate their crushes as they will love them for their whole lives."
"But maybe you can just sugarcoat it a little?" Jake asked hopefully as Sarah giggled and shook her head as her eyes flashed yellow briefly.
"Also impossible. We can't lie. Every vision we foretell is 100% true and certain to happen. For example, you are going to kiss Rose tomorrow at school, but the wrong one."
"Wait, what? Wrong one? But there is only one girl named Rose here in school." A disbelieving and confused Jake asked with Sarah covering her mouth and giggled as we then fast forward in time and we see the American Dragons and the Oracle Twins having lunch at the Millard Fillmore Highschool Cafeteria with Trixie, Spud, and Danika. "All right, Spud. Hit us." Jake ordered as Spud pulled out multiple pictures of magical creatures like a Forest Nymph, a Water Spirit, a Troll, and an image of that Princess of Mewni from Echo Creek.
"Forest Nymph."
"Water Spirit."
"Troll."
"A Mewman." Jake and Kris said in unison as Spud shook his head.
"No. According to Rotwood, they are a Pixie, a Water Nymph, an Ogre, and a Butterfly Monster."
"What?! That's ridiculous! Pixies are way smaller than a Forest Nymph! And Water Spirits don't have humanoid forms!" An annoyed Jake yelled as Kris nodded in agreement.
"And Trolls are tall and hairy while Ogres are nearly hairless and shorter! Not to mention that the correct term for their species is Mewman, not Butterfly Monsters!"
"Man, no wonder you guys are failing Professor Rotwood's Class due to his general misunderstandment of the Magical Creatures in the world," Shang-Chi says as the Long Twins nod in agreement with a couple of angry and irritated moans.
"Yo, what about this? Say if one of your vision thingies didn't come true, what would happen then?" Trixie asked as an anxious Danika nodded.
"Yeah, then that would prove that we have control over our own destinies."
"Uh huh, it's like Shakespeare once wrote, 'It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves'. I try to hold my destiny, but I've got a really small bladder." Spud says with a goofy smile as Noah rolled his eyes and scoffed.
"Look, our visions always come true." Noah says as his and Sarah's eyes flashed yellow briefly. "Just like how Jake, Kris, and Shang-Chi will grow up to become great American Dragons."
"And how we are all going to get spilled with chocolate milk in approximately 30 seconds," Sarah says with a cheerful smile as a curious Kris reaches into her pocket to pull out her phone and turn on her phone's timer.
"Oh, yeah?! Well, here's what I think about your stupid visions!" Danika yelled with a determined glare while standing up as Trixie grinned and cheered.
"Yeah! Right on, Danika! That's what's up! That's right, baby!" Trixie says while she and the others stand up from their seats as the gang makes their way out of Millard Fillmore Highschool, and Kris glances down at her phone to see that there are 15 seconds left until Sarah's Bad Future Prediction comes true.
"You see? No chocolate milk anywhere near me." Danika says with a cocky grin while twirling around and skipping over to appear in the middle of the road just as a truck containing chocolate milk appeared as the driver spotted her and frantically tried to stop his truck before he hits her and the truck fell over to crash down into the ground with the hull opening up and spilled all of the chocolate inside all over Kris and the others as she glanced down at her time to see that it reached 30 Seconds.
"Huh, wow, Sarah was completely right. We all got spilt with chocolate milk in exactly 30 Seconds." Kris says with a surprised blink as Danika then falls down to her knees and begins sobbing loudly, ranting about not wanting to die as a worried Shang-Chi runs over to check on her and we then fast forward in time as we see the American Dragons and the Oracle Twins making their way down the streets of New York City.
"The sooner we get back to Gramp's shop, the sooner we get some studying in." Jake says as Kris nods in agreement and looks around as she spots a nearby alleyway and points over at it.
"Quick, let's get into that alleyway so that we can transform into our Dragon Forms and fly us to Granpda's Shop," Kriss says while she and the boys make their way over to the alleyway as they leap through the fence, and Sarah eyes it worriedly.
"Um, chain link fences and sandals don't really go together, guys," Sarah says before leaping over the fence but one of her sandals got caught in the fence, causing her to crash down into the ground, head first and her sandal flew over to land on a dirty puddle as, instead of being upset, Sarah merely laughed it off and Noah went over to grab his Twin Sister as he lifted her up from the floor. "Whoa, I should have seen that coming."
"Why is that funny? You just lost your shoe. That's not a good thing." Shang-Chi pointed out as Jake walked over to bend down and grabbed Sarah's shoe as he then stood up and walked over to give it back to one of the Oracle Twins as Noah's Twins Sister put on her sandal again.
"You know what is a good thing? Ice cream! I mean, seriously, yum, right?"
"What? Ice cream? I don't get y'all." Jake says with a very confused look as he then points over at Sarah and then at Noah. "It's like you only foresee horrible, rotten stuff, but you're always in a good mood. And your life is nothing but butterflies and gum drops, but you're always mad about something. What's the deal?"
"When you only see good things, nothing is special anymore. All the pleasant surprises are taken out of life." Noah says with a depressed tone as Sarah nods excitedly.
"But when you see only bad stuff, even the smallest bit of good news makes you happy!"
"Damn, that's shit deep." A stunned Kris says as Sarah nods, and her eyes flash yellow briefly.
"Life's too short to let a little bad news stop you from living-Ooh, speaking of bad news, Goblins are gonna fall from the sky. I bet that will be exciting." Sarah says with a giggle as the American Dragons grow serious and glance up to see Herbert and his Goblin Group dropping down from the sky as they all land in front of them.
"Nice work," Herbert says to the poorly disguised Goblins as he then points over at the Oracle Twins. "Seize them!" Herbert ordered as all of the Goblins stepped forward threateningly, and the American Dragons pushed the Oracle Twins behind them as the trio glared in determination and closed their eyes as the Long Twins and Shang-Chi began concentrating, and a circle of red/pink/purple fire appeared below them as it slowly lifted them up into the air and Kris, Jake, and Shang-Chi opened their eyes, revealing them to be dragon-like as they growled furiously.
"Dragon Up!" The Long Twins roared out while Shang-Chi remained silent as the circle around them formed into a large red/pink/purple tornado that swallowed them up and hid their transformations from view as Jake, Kris, and Shang-Chi then leaped out of the tornado in their Dragon Forms as they landed on the ground and roared savagely as Shang-Chi made sure to stay behind with the Oracle Twins to protect them while the Long Twins flew over to punch and kick various Goblins away as a glaring Herbet ran over to try and attack them by going over to grab a garbage can as he tossed it over to them.
"Ha! Look out, now! Time to take out the trash!" A grinning Jake says while leaping on top of the garbage can and using his tail to slam it against the garbage can, sending it flying up into the air as an airborne Male American Dragon twirled around to kick it towards a surprised Herbert, trapping him inside as the poorly disguised Goblins ran over to attack Kris, who looked around and spotted some nearby garbage can lids as she flew over to grab them before flying over to wrap herself around the Goblins, restraining them in place long enough for the Female American Dragon to raise her garbage can lids and began slamming them down on their heads repeatedly, knocking them out as she grinned cockily.
"Hey, why don't we put a lid on that conversation, huh?!" Kris asked while unwrapping herself from the poorly disguised Goblins' bodies as she and Jake then noticed that the rest of the Goblins ran over to attack them as the American Dragons quickly reared back their heads and breathed out two streams of red and pink flames as they created a wall of red/pink flames planted in front of the Goblins, who skid to a stop as they flinched from the intense heat generating from the wall of red/pink flames. "Man, these Goblins don't know when to quit!" Kris yelled with an irritated tone as Sarah's eyes flashed yellow briefly.
"Ooh! This entire alley is gonna be awash with rotten fish! Pee-ew!" Sarah says while cringing her nose in disgust and giggling as Shang-Chi looks around, and spots a dumpster filled with rotten fish as an idea pops into his head and flew over to grab it as he uses his superhuman strength to lift it up into the air and tossed it ahead as the dumpster crashed down on top of the wall of red/pink flames, dousing it but also covering the Goblins with rotten fish as they screamed in disgust and horror while covering their sensitive noses as Jake and Kris beamed as they flew over to land before the Oracle Twins, who quickly climbed over to land on their backs as the Long Twins then took off into the air and Shang-Chi flew after them as they all began soaring through the air.
"Thanks for saving us." Noah says with a rare grateful smile on his face as he rode around on Kris's back while Sarah rode around on Jake's back.
"And for dragging us down a dark alley where we were sitting ducks."
"Hey, thanks for hooking us up with that fish tip," Shang-Chi said with a soft smile and floated above them as Kris nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, we couldn't have beat the Goblins without it."
"I just call 'em like I see 'em." Sarah says with a giggle and a smile as Noah's eyes flashed yellow briefly and turned to Jake.
"Speaking of seeing, congratulations, genius. You're gonna get number four right on your mythology test." Noah says with a dry tone as he then blows a raspberry. "Argonauts. Those guys were totally overrated if you ask me."
"Uh, did you just have a vision about the right answers to my Mythology Test?" A surprised Jake asked as Noah shrugged casually.
"Looks that way."
"Oh, ho, ho, ho! Yes! I would kiss you if you weren't a boy!"
"Yeah, good call."
"I like kisses!" Sarah cheered while lowering her head to begin kissing the top of a blushing Jake's head as we then fast forward in time, and we see the American Dragons and the Oracle Twins hanging out inside Lao Shi's Shop with Jake, Kris, Sarah, and Noah sitting around on a table as Shang-Chi sat over on the couch.
"Okay, so just clear your mind and give us some more visions for the rest tomorrow at 2:00 p.m.," Kris pleaded as Sarah giggled and shook her head.
"Guys, we can't ask for visions to come. They just do-Oh!" Sarah says before perking up as her eyes flashed yellow briefly. "Spud's gonna get number 12 wrong."
"What does he answer?" Kris asked curiously as Sarah beamed.
"True."
"Awesome. Four is argonaut. Twelve is false. Keep 'em coming." Jake pleaded as Shang-Chi turned to frown at the Long Twins scoldingly.
"Guys, come on, don't you think that abusing the Oracle Twins Powers' is wrong?" Shang-Chi asked as, before the Long Twins could try and defend themselves, Lao Shi appeared on the scene.
"What do I hear about abusing the Oracle Twins' Powers'?"
"Oh, uh, no one is abusing the Oracle Twins' Powers here." Jake says with a nervous chuckle as Noah snorted and rolled his eyes amusedly.
"Except for the fact that we are helping you and Kris cheat on your Mythology test," Noah says sarcastically as Lao Shi blinks in surprise and turns to glare at the Long Twins sternly as they shirk back anxiously.
"What? No, we are not cheating. We are just-,"
"Kris, Jake, remember, the easy way is not always the best way." Lao Shi says while shifting his arms into his Dragon Limbs with a burst of blue flames as the Dragon Master walks over to grab the Long Twins' Mythology Books. "When you cut corners-,"
"Ah! We know! We know! Just don't destroy our books!" The panicking Long Twins screamed while reaching over to grab their Mythology Books as Lao Shi raised an eyebrow, Shang-Chi shook his head in disappointment, Sarah giggled, and Noah rolled his eyes boredly.
"...Yo, Mr. Rot!"
"Nein! Professor!" An annoyed Professor Rotwood yelled as we cue to the next day and appeared at Millard Fillmore Highschool as we see the American Dragons and the Oracle Twins making their way through the hallways of the school.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just wanted to tell you that we are totally going to ace the test." Kris says with a smug grin as she and Jake share a high-five as they walk past the poorly disguised Goblins.
"The Ogre Bowl is this afternoon. We have to get those twins." One of the Poorly Disguised Goblins says to his comrade, who nods before noticing that everyone is eyeing them oddly as he makes sure to put on his girl's voice. "Uh, what are you looking at, Sister? Do you think you're all that? That's right, keep walking, honey. Bobby's mine, you hear me? Mine!" The Poorly Disguised Goblin snapped furiously as we fast forward in time, and we see the group hanging out at the Millard Fillmore Highschool as they were having lunch with each other.
"Whew. Thanks again for the tip about that skunked meatloaf." A relieved Shang-Chi says as Sarah smiles brightly and Noah blinks slowly.
"My pleasure," Sarah says with a beaming demeanor, but then her eyes flashed yellow briefly as she gasped sharply. "Oh, Rose's-,"
"What? What's up? Is she okay? Did she go for the meatloaf?" Jake asked worriedly as Sarah shook her head and pointed over at Rose, who was actually Becky in disguise as her Younger Twin Sister due to Rose being busy as the Huntsgirl on a mission with the Huntsmaster.
"No, but someone's gonna take the last pudding before she gets it," Sarah says while pointing over at Becky, who was standing around in the waiting line to get some lunch as she was hoping to get some pudding, but unfortunately, someone else had their eyes on it and reached over to try and grab it.
"Oh, are they?" A determined Jake says while standing up from his seat as he went over to get in front of Becky and summoned his Dragon Tail as it popped out of his butt with a small burst of red flames. "Hey, Rose." Jake greeted with a confident grin while stretching his tail over to snatch away the pudding cup before the teenager could grab it as he then placed his arm behind his back and grabbed the pudding cup as the American Dragon then desummoned his Dragon Tail. "Puddin', m'lady?" Jake asked while holding up the pudding cup as Becky perked up.
"Oh, you got me the last one. Thanks." A smiling Becky said as Jake beamed and Danika blinked confusedly as she did a double take and turned over to the Oracle Twins in disbelief and anger.
"Wait, wait, wait, you said someone else was gonna take the last pudding."
"Hello, someone did. Jake." Noah says with a dry tone as Trixie blinks slowly.
"Yeah, but...but if you hadn't had...and then he wouldn't have...then you...huh?"
"My head hurts." A groaning Spud says while rubbing his head as Sarah beamed.
"Our visions always come true, just not always in the way you expect."
"...So...wait...does that mean that I won't-,"
"Oh, no, you will 100% die next week. No question about it." Noah says with a nod as Danika pouts and slams her hand on the desk as she cries comically, and we then fast forward in time yet again as we see the American Dragons and the Oracle Twins making their way down the hall of the school.
"Yo, I think we're totally onto something with this Rose thing." A smirking Jake says as he turns to the Oracle Twins. "So after we take the mythology test, maybe we can go and vision some stuff about her," Jake suggested as Noah's eyes flashed yellow briefly.
"Pixie schnitzel."
"Uh, what? What in the heck is a pixie schnitzel?" A bewildered Kris asked as Noah shrugged.
"I just got a strong vision of us smelling pixie schnitzel."
"Oh, and I just got a vision of someone tripping down the stairs in five seconds!" Sarah yelled while pointing over at the stairs as the gang spotted a grunting Becky carrying around a stack of books, which blinded her vision as she had no idea that she was heading towards the stairs.
"Yo! I'm on it! Fire of a Dragon!" A determined Jake yelled with his body now glowing with a blazing red fiery aura as he placed his arms behind him and fired dual streams of red flames that propelled him forward just as a distracted Becky reached the stairs as she tripped and fell forward, only for the Male American Dragon to flash stepped over to reach over and grab her while desummoning his blazing red fiery aura as he then held out his hands and grabbed all of her falling books as Becky slowly blinked in shock. "Watch your step, there."
"Whoo, you always seem to be at the right place at the right time these days."
"Speaking of the right time..." Jake says with a suave tone while leaning forward to kiss Becky, who mentally groaned in disgust, but reluctantly kissed him back as they separated and Rose's Twin Sister pretended to swoon as she sighed dreamily.
"I, uh...thanks for the pudding," Becky says with a fake sky tone while making her way downstairs as she then walks over to get inside the Girls' Bathroom and spots the Huntsgirl standing in front of her as she is leaning against the wall with her arms crossed.
"About time. Quick, let's change." The Huntsgirl says while reaching up to grab her mask, and taking it off as Becky gave her a guilty look. "What's wrong?" Huntsgirl asked suspiciously as Becky grinned sheepishly and proceeded to tell her what happened. "...WHAAAAAAAT?! YOU KISSED JAKE AGAIN?! GODDAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
"Smooth, bro, smooth." An amused Kris says while walking up to Jake with Shang-Chi following after her as, suddenly, a glaring Professor Rotwood appears before them.
"Care to join us for the test, Mr. and Ms Long?"
"Uh, I, uh...yeah, but our Cousins are supposed to sit-," Jake says nervously before getting interrupted by Professor Rotwood reaching over to grab the trio by their arms and pull them into his classroom as we fast forward in time and we see the American Dragons trying to take their test in peace, only for a young teenage beautiful female blue fairy to fly onto the scene with a clipboard and an envelope in her hands as she flies over to the American Dragons.
"Sign here, please."
"Uh, this is sort of a bad time," Kris says with a worried yet scolding tone while reaching over to grab the clipboard as she signs her name, and Shang-Chi reaches over to grab the envelope from the Fairy's hands.
"You're telling me. Wait until you hear this message from the Oracle Twins...hey, cutie, want me to give you a blowjob under the desk~," The Fairy asked Jake with a flirty tone as Kris gave her a scolding glare. "Yeah, yeah, I know." The Fairy says with a huff as she then disappears in a puff of dust, and Shang-Chi tears the envelope in half as a puff of smoke appears and it forms the Oracle Twins' faces.
"Hey, guys, bad news, we're gonna get nabbed by Herbert five minutes before you guys finish seeing this magical message."
"The good news is that you are gonna rescue us. My hero."
"The bad news is that Jake and Kris are gonna get hit by a boulder going 180 miles per hour."
"The good news is that Shang-Chi won't." The Oracle Twins said before their smokey faces disappeared as the American Dragons grew serious and stood up from their desks as they walked over to place their tests on Professor Rotwood's desk.
"Here. Gotta go to the bathroom."
"You realize that if you leave right now, you will fail this test-,"
"We know and we don't care," Kris says with a serious tone while she and the boys make their way out of the class and close the door behind them as Professor Rotwood narrows his eyes stoically, and we see the American Dragons emerging into the school hallway as they spot one of Sarah's sandals lying on the floor and gasped worriedly, realizing that the Oracle Twins were indeed kidnapped by Herbert and his Goblin Group as we then fast forward in time and we see the American Dragons, Lao Shi, Fu Dog, and Noire standing outside of the closed up indoor hockey stadium.
"Herbert never misses the Ogre Bowl. I am sure the Oracle twins are in there somewhere." Lao Shi says with a knowing tone as the American Dragons had informed him and the others of what happened as they were all quick to mount a rescue mission for the Oracle Twins.
"Closed for renovations?" A curious Shang-Chi says while glancing up at the sign that says that the stadium was closed for renovations as a smirking Noire turns to him,
"Code for secret magical event inside."
"Yeah, trust me, by the time the Ogre Bowl is over, they'll need to renovate." Fu Dog says with a laugh as the gang then walks inside and is able to see that the game of Ogre Ball is going on as Noire groans.
"Aw, we're never gonna find them in this place. They could be anywhere." Noire says as the trio then feels a weird smell nearby and turns their heads to see a Pixie Schnitzel Stand placed near them as they gasp in realization.
"Pixie Schnitzel," Jake says as Fu Dog turns to give him a scolding look.
"Kid, now is not the time to be thinking about that delicious, steaming fresh schnitzel that the pixies serve with the little sprinkles and the...okay, just a quick one." Fu Dog says with an excited pant while trying to go over and get a Pixie Schnitzel, but is stopped by a glaring Kris.
"No, Pixie schnitzel. Noah had a vision of them smelling it, and if he was the one who got the vision..."
"Then it means that it's a good vision for us to help try and find them." Shang-Chi says the American Dragons nodded in agreement.
"Eyes of the Dragon." Jake, Kris, and Shang-Chi say to themselves with a glare while shifting their Human Eyes into their Dragon Eyes as they use their Superhuman Vision to look around and are able to spot the Oracle Twins being trapped by Herbert and the Goblins in a private booth.
"There they are," Kris says with a smirk as she and Jake are about to turn around to run away to find a place to hide and transform as a confused Lao Shi stops them.
"Kids, where are you going?"
"Uh, finding a place to transform, duh."
"Why? This is a magical event. There are no Humans here." Lao Shi pointed out as the Long Twins blinked slowly and blushed in embarrassment as Shang-Chi and the others laughed a bit before growing serious as the Human/Dragon Hybrids glared in determination and closed their eyes as the Long Twins, Shang-Chi, and Lao Shi began concentrating as a circle of red/pink/purple/blue fire appeared below them and it slowly lifted them up into the air as Kris, Jake, Shang-Chi, and Lao Shi opened their eyes, revealing them to be dragon-like as they growled furiously.
"Dragon...Up!" The Long Twins roared out while Shang-Chi and Lao Shi remained silent as the circle around them formed into a large red/pink/purple/blue tornado that swallowed them up and hid their transformations from view as Jake, Kris, Shang-Chi, and Lao Shi then leaped out of the tornado in their Dragon Forms as they landed on the ground and roared savagely as Fu Dog and Noire then leaped up to land on Gramps and Shang-Chi's backs as the group then took off into the air at high speeds.
"Come on. Yum. Tell us who's gonna win the game, and you'll get all the Pixie Schnitzel your heart desires." A Goblin says while waving a Pixie Schnitzel in front of Noah and Sarah's faces as they both look unimpressed by his 'offer'.
"Great. Thanks." Noah says while delivering a mighty kick up his hand, sending the Pixie Schnitzel flying away as one of the poorly disguised Goblins went over to glare at the Oracle Twins.
"Okay, like, sorry, rude boy, I don't know who you think you are, but-,"
"Frank, it's over. You're not in school anymore." Herbert says with a deadpan tone while shooing the now-named Frank away as he then glares over at the Oracle Twins. "Now, it's not too late for some serious half-time bets, so you two better start foreseeing some Ogre Bowl action." Herbert says just as Sarah's eyes flash yellow briefly as she perks up.
"Okay, you and your buddies are about to get some Ogre Bowl Action in about five seconds."
"Wait, what-,"
"Hey, Herbie." A glaring Shang-Chi says while he and the others fly over to burst through the window of the private booth as they land on the ground, and Shang-Chi and Lao Shi allow Noire and Fu Dog to leap off from their backs to land on the floor. "Why don't you give up the Oracle Twins or we are going to deliver the hurt to you?"
"Oh, no you don't! I'm going to make a gold mine off these Oracles!"
"Hey, they're not just Oracles. They're people, and you can't just use them for your own selfish reasons." A glaring Kris says as a few Goblins go over to attack them, but the group merely moves to the side to allow them to fall off the booth and crash down onto the ground as Herbet facepalmed at this in annoyance.
"Oh, speaking of that, how's Rose?" Sarah asked cheerfully as Noah crossed his arms.
"And how was the test?"
"She's great, thanks, and we think that we did great on the test but we had to fail on it because..." Jake says before trailing off as she and Kris share concerned and guilty looks upon realizing that they were also abusing the Oracle Twins' Powers. "...wait, wait, wait. I didn't use...I mean, I didn't use...I mean..."
"Enough chitter chatter! It's time to play some halftime action!" Herbert yelled while going over to grab the Oracle Twins, and hoisted them over his shoulders as he turned around to run away.
"Guys, go and save the Oracle Twins! We will handle the Goblins!" Shang-Chi ordered while he, Lao Shi, Fu Dog, and Noire began fighting against the Goblins as the Long Twins nodded and flew forward as they were able to keep up with the others and arrived near the ring of Ogre Bowl as Herbert began running into the ring recklessly with the concerned Oracle Twins.
"Hey, those boulders are really picking up speed now! Some of them have been clocked at over 180 miles per hour!" An announcer says as the Long Twins heard this and stopped in place as they hovered around.
"Wait. 180 miles per hour...Kris, you don't think-,"
"Definitely, bro, if we go out there, we will-,"
"JAKE! KRIS! HELP!" The Oracle Twins screamed panickedly as Herbert continued running into the ring, and the Long Twins sighed heavily as they groaned and shared a nod as the duo flew forward.
"Dragons on the field! Dragons on the field!"
"Flight/Wings of a Dragon!" The Long Twins screamed in unison while using their natural dragon strength and chi to increase the speed of their flight as they zoomed forward in the form of dark red/dark pink blurs and were able to easily keep up with a surprisingly fast Herbert as Jake and Kris reached down to grab the relieved and happy Oracle Twins.
"Ha! What's your hurry, Herbie?!"
"Jealous that we can fly and you don't? See ya, sucka!" Kris yelled with a laugh as she and Jake flew upwards just as a grunting Herbert collided against several Ogres as Shang-Chi and the others appeared on the scene as they spotted something that made them gasp with worry and shock.
"Guys, behind you!" Shang-Chi warned as the Long Twins turned their heads and spotted a large boulder heading towards them as they reacted quickly and tossed the Oracle Twins over to the bleachers just as the boulder collided against them and it was smashed apart harmlessly, much to Jake and Kris's confusion as they skid to a stop.
"Uh, what? What just happened?"
"Yeah, wasn't that supposed to hurt us?" A bewildered Kris asked just as the others appeared as Shang-Chi carried around the Oracle Twins in his arms while Lao Shi carried around Fu Dog and Noire on his back.
"Hey, a little help here guys for the explanation?" Shang-Chi asked the Announcers, who nodded and showed an instant replay of a flying Jake and Kris as the boulder came flying in to collide against them.
"Okay, let's take a look at that last play. The boulder here was going 180 miles per hour, but Jake and Kris were flying at a cruising speed of 200 miles per hour. That makes the relative speed of the boulder less than 20 miles an hour. Basically, to you guys, it was like getting hit by a snowball. Just a harmless little twap."
"Damn...we were flying 200 miles per hour? Holy shit, we are fast." A shocked Kris says as Jake nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, I never knew that we could even fly that fast before."
"Hey, we want to say that thanks for saving us," Sarah says with a bright smile as Noah smirks sardonically.
"I knew you would."
"Oh, yeah, I believe this is yours," Jake says while reaching behind him to pull out Sarah's shoe and try to give it to her, only for Noah to reach over to grab the sandal and begin slamming it on top of the American Dragons' heads.
"Hey! Hey!"
"Ow! Ow!"
"Ow! Stop! That's the thanks that we get for saving your lives?!" Kris asked with a pained yelp as Sarah smiled cheerfully
"Well, if you three hadn't abandoned us in the hallway, you guys wouldn't have had to save our lives in the first place...not that we don't totally appreciate it," Sarah says with a giggle as an annoyed Noah continues hitting the American Dragons, much to the amusement of the others as we fast forward to nighttime and we see the American Dragons, who were back in their Human Forms, taking the Oracle Twins back to their home in the Magus Bazaar.
"So, uh, I guess that we weren't the best bodyguards, huh?" A sheepish Shang-Chi asked as Noah rolled his eyes blankly.
"Well, you guys did give up your test to save us," Noah says just as his eyes flashed yellow briefly as he turned to the American Dragons. "Oh, speaking of the test, everyone's gonna have to take a whole new test. Something involving bad meatloaf. Ugh. You'll find out tomorrow."
"Listen, we owe you one," Sarah says with a cheerful smile as she turns to the trio. "If you want, we can hang out and see if any visions from the new test hit us."
"Thanks, but no thanks. No more shortcuts. Jake and I'll take care of this one ourselves. Besides, it's wrong of us to abuse our friends' powers for personal gain or selfish reasons." Kris says sincerely as the Oracle Twins seemed surprised by this and smiled warmly, including Noah.
"Well, thanks for risking your life to save us, knowing you were gonna get hit by that boulder and everything," Noah says just as they arrive at their home as Sarah goes over to open the door.
"Hey, life's too short to let a little bad news keep you from living, right?" Jake asked with a sly grin as Sarah nodded just as her eyes flashed yellow briefly as she grew serious.
"That's a super duper attitude. You should keep that in mind when you find out the dark, awful truth about Rose." Sarah says with a serious tone while she and Noah get inside of their house as her Twin Brother then pops his head out after his eyes briefly flash yellow.
"Also, congratulations, you will eventually lose your V-Card tomorrow, Kris. And Shang-Chi? You and Danika will have a loving family." Noah says before closing the door as the American Dragons look stunned by what the Oracle Twins said.
"...WAIT, WHAT?!"
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.