Saturday morning. Usually, the students of ACME Loo would be having fun on Saturday, whether it be on campus or somewhere else. But for five certain students, this is not the case for this Saturday, as you'll soon see.

"I can't believe all five of us have to spend Saturday here." Groaned Sweetie.

"I could be spending my time kissing a thousand mirrors instead of being here." Groaned Plucky.

"Can you not think about yourself for more than five seconds?" Buster asked.

"That's like asking me not to breathe." Plucky replied.

"So, what are you-y-you here for?" Hamton asked. "I'm here because my nervous s-sweat made a puddle on the floor that others tripped over."

"I hope that puddle was your sweat." Said Babs. "I'm here because Elmyra came yesterday wanting her tripod back, so I threw it at her and broke it in the process.

(One day earlier)

Babs was in her dorm room studying when the door flew open.

"Hey pink bunny!" Said Elmyra. "You stole my tripod!"

"Uhh, no I didn't." Lied Babs.

"Yes you did!" Elmyra replied. "I want my tripod back right now!"

"You want it?! Fine! Take it then!" Babs yelled.

She took the tripod and threw it at Elmyra. The tripod broke upon impact and left Elmyra dazed.

(End of flashback)

"Well, I got sent here because I threw a vending machine out the window, and it landed on Yosemite Sam's cop cart." Said Sweetie.

"I ate Professor Wile E's sandwich." Said Buster. "I thought he was done with it."

"You won't believe what I did to get sent here." Plucky said.

"What did you do, stare at yourself in a mirror for too long?" Babs asked.

"Don't be ridiculous." Plucky chuckled. "First, you can never stare at yourself for too long. And second, what I did is I left a toilet lid up."

The other four Tiny Toons gasped in horror.

"You what?!" Gasped Sweetie, grabbing Plucky by the collar of his shirt. "How could you do such a horrible thing?! Don't you know that you could release germs into the bathroom you leave the lid up in?!"

"That's enough!" Boomed Yosemite Sam, walking into the room. "Alright, ya varmints, listen up! Detention is in the library! Get to that there library or else!"

"Or else what?" Buster asked. "You drown us in your huge beard?"

Yosemite Sam's face turned red, his teeth were starting to crack. That was the cue of the Tiny Toons to get to the library before Sam blew his stack (see what I did there)?

Once inside the library, Yosemite Sam came in with a large stack of pieces of paper.

"Here is what ya varmints are gonna do." He said. "All of y'all are gonna write a five hundred pound essay each explaining what y'all did wrong."

"Five hundred pounds?!" Exclaimed Sweetie. "How are we gonna figure that out?!"

"That's yer problem!" Growled Yosemite Sam.

"Good thing our assignment isn't as heavy as your facial hair must be." Chuckled Buster.

"That's it, rabbit!" Snarled Yosemite Sam. "Y'all just earned yerself another Saturday detention!"

"Hey, that's my brother you're issuing a Saturday detention to!" Yelled Babs.

"Alright, rabbit." Growled Sam. "Then y'all can join 'im next week!"

"As long as we're together!" Yelled Buster, confidently.

"The both of y'all just earned another one!" Sam yelled.

"There's nothing you can throw at us that we can't take!" Yelled Babs.

"That's three!" Boomed Yosemite Sam. "Three Saturdays!"

"Nobody gives my boomie or her brother extra Saturdays!" Yelled Sweetie.

"Alright, pink bird, now you've got one!" Yelled Sam.

"Bah!" Sweetie scoffed.

"Boom, another one!" Yelled Sam.

"Doesn't faze me." Sweetie said, nonchalantly.

"That's three!" Yosemite Sam yelled.

"Am I supposed to be upset?" Sweetie asked, in a mocking voice.

"Ya got four!" Yelled Sam. "Wanna keep goin'?!"

"Try me, beardy!" Sweetie yelled

"That's now five!" Sam bellowed.

"Whatever." Sweetie yawned.

"Six!" Snapped Sam.

(A while later...)

"Alright, bird, ya just got..." Sam yelled. "How many now? I've lost count."

"Fifty seven." Said Plucky.

"Thank ya, green duck." Said Sam.

"Plucky just spoke!" Yelled Buster.

"Well Plucky was helping me." Replied Sam. "Anyone else want another Saturday detention?"

Babs looked at Plucky and Hamton. Plucky looked like he didn't care while Hamton was sweating nervously.

"Well, a-actually.." Hamton went to say before Yosemite Sam glared at him.

"Oh yeah?!" He said. "I got one fer you too, pork chop!"

Hamton immediately fell silent.

"Anyone else?!" Demanded Sam.

None of the Tiny Toons said anything.

"That's what I thought!" Yelled Sam. "Don't mess with Yosemite Sam! Now git to writin' ya varmints!"

As Yosemite Sam walked out, he stopped at the doorway and said:

"Y'all varmints are worse than those ninjas I had to fight off yesterday."

The moment Sam walked out of the room, Sweetie yelled out:

"Forget you!"

For their first hour of Saturday Detention, while Hamton was the only one who wrote his paper (well, more tried to as he couldn't think of what to write that would take up five hundred pounds worth of paper), Plucky was staring at himself and kissing a mirror, Sweetie was lifting a table like it was a dumbbell, and Buster and Babs were talking.

"Is Elmyra even a student here?" Buster asked.

"Given that we haven't seen her on campus or in any classes, it's easy to doubt that she is." Replied Babs. "Unless they have her enrolled in ACME Loo in a future episode."

Both rabbits looked at the reader.

"If I could marry myself, I would." Plucky said, between kisses on his mirror.

"Shut up, Plucky!" Buster snapped. "You didn't even have our backs when Sam was issuing extra detentions!"

"You saw what happened to Hamton and Sweetie." Said Plucky, sounding like he doesn't care. "Why would I give up another precious Saturday with you inferior toons?"

"I seriously just want to put you in a cannon sometimes!" Buster yelled. "Do you remember when Chillest Cat was reviewing ACME Loo? You begged him to give the number one ranking and called us your friends."

"Clearly you don't remember everything I said." Replied Plucky. "I said that you're not as smart and talented as me in a million ways."

Steam started coming out of Buster's ears, his eye started twitching, his teeth started grinding, and his hand jerked towards being slapped across the green duck's face.

"Guys!" Sweetie interfered. "Fighting isn't gonna resolve anything!"

"It will if I can shut this duck up!" Yelled Buster.

"Maybe we can find a way to have fun." Said Babs. "I know, we could ask mom to bring us food and games."

"You mean games like carrot thief and find the carrot?" Plucky asked. "I remember those games when I went with Buster and Babs to their home during Spring Break."

"Plucky, please don't bring that up." Buster cringed, remembering those events.

"You actually faked sick due to jealousy?" Sweetie asked.

"Don't remind me." Babs sighed.

A few moments later, B'Shara Bunny burrowed through the ground of the locker area. She looked left and right, keeping an eye out for Sam, and placed a paper bag into Buster's locker, and then another in Babs' locker, along with a note for Sweetie from her moms. She then leaped back into the ground and burrowed away. The moment B'Shara was gone, Yosemite Sam walked into the hallways.

"Anyone here?" He asked, looking around. "Guess not."

He then walked to Dean Granny's office to take a nap. As he walked into the office, the five Tiny Toons crept into the hallways and opened the lockers.

"Mom, you never fail to let us down." Buster said, dreamily, as he looked inside the bag in his locker.

"Parsnip bars and carrot cake." Smiled Babs. "Oh, and a note for Sweetie too."

Sweetie took the note, and read it.

"We managed to find the ointment for your foot itching." She read, before realizing what it said and blushed with embarrassment.

"You have itchy feet?" Babs asked.

"I told my moms to keep that a secret!" Sweetie seethed. "Besides, they stopped itching last week!"

"But can't itches come back?" Babs asked.

"Let's just get back to the library before Sam spots us!" Sweetie whisper-shouted.

"So, w-w-which way is it to the library again?" Hamton asked.

The Tiny Toons froze in spot. They didn't spend much time in the library so they completely forgot the way back.

"Oh crazily radical afternoon podcasts." Sighed Buster. "What do we do?"

"We just find the way back by looking." Said Sweetie.

"Yeah, that's really helpful." Plucky replied, sarcastically.

"You got a better idea?!" Sweetie snapped.

"Yeah, you spending more Saturdays in detention." Chuckled Plucky.

Sweetie looked like she was about to knock Plucky into the middle of next autumn, but Babs put her hand in front of the pink bird.

"Let's... just go." She said.

The five Tiny Toons tried to find their way back to the library. Unfortunately, they forgot the way they came, and looked around, to find Yosemite Sam staring at a picture of Dean Granny. They turned and ran the other way.

"Oh, Dean Granny." Sung Yosemite Sam. "Why can't ya see...?"

The Tiny Toons continued to search for the library while avoiding Yosemite Sam. During their search, they came across some... strange discoveries. They saw Dizzy Devil showering in the water fountain, Furrball and Shirley re-enacting the scene from Lady and the Tramp (you know what scene), Dean Granny karate chopping a block of diamond, Little Beeper making waffles while blindfolded, Calamity reading a book titled "The Differences Between Original and Reboot", and Tweety trying to find information on the upcoming episode "Things that Go Tweet in the Woods".

"This is ridiculous!" Plucky groaned. "How are we gonna get back to the library?! I mean, it's not like there's gonna be arrows pointing us back to the library."

Suddenly, they saw signs pointing them to the library.

"How do your words taste, Plucky?" Buster asked, smugly.

"They taste like B'Shara's Carrots & Grits." Smiled Plucky.

Buster looked like he was about to pummel Plucky when Sweetie intervened.

"Look." She whispered.

They saw Yosemite Sam walking down the hallway.

"Time to check on those varmints." He said.

The five Tiny Toons ducked for cover.

"Ducked for cover." Chuckled Plucky. "I like that wording."

"What are we gonna do?" Babs asked quietly. "If Sam catches us, we're doomed."

Sweetie shoved the bags into Buster's hands.

"You guys get back to the library." She said.

"Just how?" Plucky asked. "In case you have forgotten, Sam is just down the hallway."

"Not for much longer." Sweetie replied.

Suddenly, Sweetie started flying down the hallway, singing at the top of her voice.

"Bird, bird, bird!" She sang. "The bird is the word!"

Yosemite Sam heard Sweetie's singing and ran after her, running past the other four in the process.

"Wow, she's even cooler than I thought she was." Buster thought to himself.

"Buster?" Babs asked, shaking Buster's shoulder. "Come on, we've gotta go."

As the four other Tiny Toons made their way back to the library, Sweetie flew across the hallways slamming doors, opening and closing windows, setting off various alarms, spilling water and coffee all over the floors, and banging a fire extinguisher against the walls all while still singing. Eventually, Yosemite Sam managed to catch her.

"The bird is the word, eh?" He growled. "What is the word is the fact that yer in hot water now!"

Yosemite Sam took Sweetie to the janitor's closet.

"Who do ya think y'all are?!" He demanded. "Ya think yer a rebel?!"

"Well, I have been all my life." Replied Sweetie, nonchalantly. "So I guess I still am."

"Oh yeah?" Challenged Yosemite Sam. "Then punch me! If yer a rebel, u want ya to punch me in the-"

He was cut off by Sweetie delivering a punch to Yosemite Sam's face which sent him flying across the hallways. He crashed into a wall as Sweetie flew out of the janitor's closet.

"Well, you wanted it." She said before flying back to the library.

Back at the library, the other four main Tiny Toons were gorging themselves on the carrot and parsnip-based foods.

"I've grown used to the taste of parsnips." Said Plucky. "B'Shara is quite a cook. She should open her own bakery."

"You know, that's actually not a bad idea." Buster replied. "Her Carrots & Grits should be enjoyed by everyone."

Sweetie flew into the library.

"Any left for me?" She asked.

"I saved some just for you." Smiled Babs.

As they finished eating, they heard the sounds of laughter and fun outside. They looked outside and saw the other students having fun.

"If only we were out there." Sighed Buster.

"If only Sam wasn't such a grump." Added Sweetie.

"If only I had another mirror." Added Plucky.

Buster sighed with exasperation.

"You know, we could have some fun in here." Said Babs. "We could get to know each other better, or read some books, or-"

"Boring!" Plucky interrupted. "Ralph and Maria would entertain me by telling stories about ducks and why they're better than rabbits."

Hearing Plucky refer to his parents by their names brought Buster back to before they went on their Spring Break.

"Plucky, I have to ask this." He said. "You said you refer to your parents by their names because you're all equals in your family. Is that really the reason why?"

Plucky looked visibly unnerved.

"Wouldn't you like to know, rabbit?" He prevaricated.

Buster decided to stop before things got awkward. Just outside, the other Tiny Toons saw the five main Tiny Toons in the library.

"Saturday in detention." Said Furrball.

"If only they could join us." Said Dizzy. "Me could deliver drinks to them."

"I have another idea." Said Calamity. "I'm gonna need everyone on board."

Yosemite Sam walked out of Witch Hazel's medical room, and discovered a large firework in the centre of campus. When it launched, it read the words:

"Yosemite Sam stinks!"

You could tell that Yosemite Sam was enraged by the firework. All the other students started laughing hysterically at the firework, as well as Yosemite Sam's reaction.

Soon enough, all the other students found themselves in the library.

"All of y'all can join these other five in Saturday detention!" He bellowed, slamming the door behind him.

"So you all got detention too?" Babs asked.

"Yeah, we all saw you locked in here so we figured we'd join you." Explained Furrball. "Besides, it's not as fun without you guys."

"Of course it isn't without me especially." Chuckled Plucky. "But still, quite kind of you all."

"Look what I got as Sam dragged us here." Smiled Lil Sneezer, pulling out Yosemite Sam's credit card.

"But wouldn't Yosemite Sam notice zhat his credit card ees meesing?" Asked Fifi.

"I got an idea for that." Smiled Buster. "Somebody hand me a pen and paper."

A while later, Yosemite Sam returned to the library to find all the students gone. It was four o clock so their detention was over. He saw a note on the desk that Buster sat at. He looked at the letter, and it read:

Dear Yosemite Sam

Each of us had a spend an entire Saturday with you for various reasons, but making us write a five hundred pound essay is absolutely crazy.

We have already sent a complaint to Dean Granny, so expect to hear from her soon. What we did wrong is be toons. So goodbye from all of us.

A wacky blue rabbit

A future director

A duck who is better than everyone

A nervous pig

A rebel

And everyone you sent to detention.

Sincerely yours,

The Breakfast Toons (even though we don't symbolise breakfast)

As soon as Yosemite Sam finished reading the letter, he felt in his pocket to find his credit card gone. He found another letter in the form of a sticky note. The sticky note read:

We stole your credit card.

- Ninjas

Yosemite Sam's entire face turned scarlet from fury.

"NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!" Bellowed Yosemite Sam.

In the next story, Furrball and Fifi both get invited to design fashion clothes for Penelope's next fashion show, but will their rivalry get in the way? Meanwhile, Professor Wile E Coyote puts on a very special chemistry class, but warns the students to mix the elixirs carefully. How will the fashion show go? What will happen in the chemistry class? Find out next time, Toonsters.