Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Detentionaire.
A/N: Thanks for all the feedback and ideas, I may not use any only just because like with my SW story, we've written up ahead, and we're finished with the first season already.
There's a new poll for A Fox In Middleton on who Ron will be paired with. And the new story Totally Spies, Dattebayo! is up as well.
Contributor: KuronoDono12.
Chapter II: Jock N Roll High School.
Lee's House 7:00 AM
Lee woke up to look at his bulletin board before pulling the poster up and showing pictures of the prank.
You know what really sucks? Getting set up for the biggest prank in high school history on the very first day of eleventh grade. Even though I and my friend Naruto had nothing to do with it, 'Principal General Barrage' gave us a full year of detention. So that very same day we snuck out, and found a camera with a picture on it of someone messing with our bags during the prank!
He then sat down at his computer and pulled up a blurry picture of a hand reaching into his bag. He then leaned in having his reflection come up on the screen "If I find a match for this hand, I'll know who set us up! But that probably means sneaking out one more time."
A Nigma High 4:12 PM
At 4:15, detention gets out. The problem is, we're nowhere near detention.
Naruto and Lee dressed in football uniforms, ran on the football field with Lee carrying an empty bucket of paint, and running as Barrage pursues both.
"Get back here, Number seventy-seven, number ten! That's an order!"
"That bag of bolts is fast! We need a way back to detention quick or we're busted!" Naruto said before he tapped the ear hole in his helmet and heard Biffy.
"Calm down, McTwitchypants! There's an opening under the bleachers."
They saw the bleachers behind the cheerleaders before diving through them as they formed a pyramid.
"Go! A. Nigma, go go A. Nigma! Go-!"
Barrage slams into the pyramid at top speed, sending the cheerleaders flying. They scream, and Barrage quickly acts to catch them, spreading his arms wide so that they can form an upside-down pyramid with him as the base. Lee and Naruto crawl underneath the bleachers and look for an exit, but when they make it to the other side they bump into the principal, who is waiting. "Boo-wah! Interception!"
Earlier that day… A Nigma High.
Cam is walking to the door chilling with some tunes before Lee runs up to show him the picture. "Yo, Cam! Check it out. This was on the camera from the gym! It's someone messing with my bag!"
"Guys, guys!"
Holger hops up to them while trying to tie his left shoe, but trips having Lee catch him. "Ooh, my hero-hogen!" He purses his lips for a kiss from Lee, and Lee drops him. "Holger hurry. No miss one minute of super disco popular funtime day!"
"Super what day?"
"Something we came up with last night, man. It means us ruling the school based on Naruto's and your new epic prankster status, yo."
"Super disco popular funtime day!"
Camillio sighed at that. "Yeah, we're still working on the title."
"Guys. I'm sure most people have already forgotten about it." Lee said as he turned to walk in.
And saw Naruto dodge as he ran away as a group of girls were chasing him. Naruto turned a corner and the girls followed before He dropped down from a vent he jumped up in and jogged back to the others. They then walked through the halls of A. Nigma High when they hear noises from inside of a locker. Suddenly, the locker pops open right in front of Naruto and the Red Tazelwurm slithers out and hisses.
"Hey, bud," Naruto spoke as it then slithered away as the cleaners gave chase.
Suddenly, a football zips directly into Holger's hands before a blur slams into his gut, tackling him to the hallway floor.
"Hey." Lee sighed at the jock that stood.
"Hey yourself!" The jock tosses the ball to Lee from short range. Lee bobbles it until he is roughly elbowed into some lockers by the jock, who grabs the ball. "He intercepts and rushes it back for a touchdown, 'cause he is awesome!"
He returns to the clique of jocks and spikes the ball as they cheer for him. He then picks up his backpack and doesn't notice when a hand creeps in and takes a worn towel from the bag.
"Jocks might suck, but that clique sure knows how to roll, bro," Camillio said to them as Naruto sighed.
"They're all jackasses who let the 'fame' go to their heads."
8:18 AM
Naruto looked up from his seat as the student news came on the TV and Chaz was finishing up with his hairspray.
As he puts it away, he pats a powder puff into his co-host's face. "I'm Tina… Kwee. (Achoo!)" She sneezes, and Chaz laughs.
"And I'm Chaz Monerainian, hi! And today is the day!"
Tina then starts talking fast reading the news. "Our championship football team is holding tryouts after school. Anybody interested in joining the team, be at the football field at three-fifteen. And do not be late."
Lee rolls his eyes and brings up the picture of a hand reaching into his bag on his laptop. Meanwhile, another teen boy with short blonde hair takes a bite out of a candy bar.
Holger looked over and smiled. "Ooh, Holger miss breakfast too." Holger is making chocolate-dipped strawberries. He hands one to Ed, who in exchange gives him a bottle of water, which Holger squirts into the pot of chocolate. "Mmm, soupy!"
"So, will A. Nigma's football team be able to three-peat this year?" Tina asked as Chaz smiled.
"Thanks for that, speaking of football Tina, star football player Steve might have a run for his money when it comes to who's the most popular this year, according to the latest…" He trailed before singing. "Chaz's Corner!" He then normally spoke up. "Popularity poll."
A poll pops up, showing the four most popular kids in school. In order, they are Naruto, Lee, Steve the jock from earlier, and Kimmie.
Lee doesn't notice, however, as he's focused on the picture. Holger leans in and takes a gander at Lee's screen.
"I spy with my guttenhaffi chai, red silvery thingy!" He prods the screen with a chocolate-covered finger, staining it brown. "Oh-aww! Holger's bad, me clean!" He uses a strawberry to wipe the chocolate from Lee's laptop. Lee frowns but looks at the picture more closely.
Lee then muttered to himself. "There is something there." He zooms in on the picture. "Good eye." He said before Tina spoke up.
"Anyway, in far more important news, it looks like last year's school thief is back, and–"
Chaz stops her as he gasps dramatically. "Here's what the investigators had to say." He chuckles due to having upstaged his co-host. The news crew then shows a tape of two hazmat-suited cleaners talking.
Lee, meanwhile, manages to enhance the photo. "A championship football ring? And a–red, disgusting scab, which means whoever messed with my bag–" He stopped as Holger looked over after applying lotion to his hands.
"Doesn't use silky lotion to make the smooth happy hands!"
"Yeah. That. And–" Lee stops as he was hit with a spit wad from the jocks in the class.
"FIELD GOAL!"
"Woo!"
Lunch Cafeteria.
In the lunchroom, Lee fills up a cup with blue soda and takes a sip. "So, one of the jocks set me up. Another wants to kill me."
"Well let's look for whoever has a ring with a scab… Why do I have Deja Vu?" Naruto spoke before running into Biffy who growled.
"Don't worry. We're buds now." Lee spoke before looking at Biffy. "Biff! Whazzup?"
Camillio ducks out of the way as Lee backs up in the face of Biffy's advance. Lee's retreat leads to him bumping into another student, who falls over heavily and causes the entire lunch line to collapse like a stack of dominoes at the feet of the vice principal. "Biffy T. Goldstein. Do we really have to go through this day after day? You must know the drill by now."
Billy rolled his eyes and sighed as he turned to the VP. "Straight down to detention after school. Yes, Vice Principal Victoria."
Later, the group walked to see the others looking at them. "Check it. The whole enchilada is waiting to see where the new kings of school sit!"
Lee stares at the jock table at that. "But that's the table I need to be at so I can check hands for scabs!"
"Gro-o-o-oss." Camillio spoke as Naruto elbowed him.
"The person who was in our backpacks has a cut on his hand with a football ring… Seriously, this feels familiar!"
"Lee, is not she is your girlfriend?" Holger asks as Brandy just entered the lunchroom.
"Eh-ah-I have no idea what she is." Lee shrugged as Brandy walked up to him
"Leaping!"
"It's Lee Ping. Two words. Lee and–"
Brandy interrupted him at that. "Mm-hmm. Whatever. You and I are like the talk of the school–people want to see us. You, and me. Together. Eating talking laughing." She said as he just stared. "Hello? Now?" Lee sighed as he follows Brandy to the jock table where Kimmie sat as well. "Scooty scoot scoot!"
Steve shook his head. "No way he sits at our table!"
Brandy uses Lee to shove Steve aside and sits down beside them. "Don't mind him. He's just upset the school thief stole his stupid, stinky, 'lucky' towel."
"He's not stupid! He's my Bub-bub!" Steve's eyes tear up, and his lip trembles at that. "And he's been in my family for generations!"
Kimmie sighed and looked up. "Um, could you not cry on my sashimi?"
The table laughs at Kimmie's cut down of Steve. While they do, Lee scans hands for rings, and, more importantly, scabs. "You!" Steve stands up and looms over Lee. "I bet this was one of your little pranks to throw me off for tryouts! Take a hike, Ping! Or we'll show you what we do with people who annoy us!"
He looked over at Cam and Holger who swiftly absconded, with Holger going one way and Cam going another. When Holger notices he's all alone, he heads in the direction that Cam went, giggling nervously. Ed then walks past, carrying a full tray of food.
"Yeah! Like Ed, the water boy!"
Ed looks up in surprise and is swiftly dog piled by the trio of jocks. They then proceed to give him a wedgie where all three yank on his underwear simultaneously.
"You guys been working out? You got that one cranked in good." Ed spoke as he dangled.
"My bag, someone stole my bag!" A female yelled as Principal Barrage threw the doors to the cafeteria open.
"Ladies and degenerates. This kind of tomagonfoolery might've been fine and dandelions blowing in the midsummer breeze last year, but–" He scans the cafeteria with his cyborg eye before continuing "Well, la-di-da. Is that a Lee Ping and Naruto Uzumaki in my cafeteria?" He then walks over to the jock's table "Tell me, sunshine on a stick, what is the major malfunction preventing you from understanding that every free moment of your life is to be spent in de-tention?"
"What about… Lunch?" Lee asks as Naruto walks over.
Without taking his eyes off of Lee, the principal grabs a burger and throws it onto Lee's shirt, staining it having Lee sighs.
3:10 PM
"Man, I never thought I'd be so upset about not having a single jock in any afternoon class."
Lee said as he, Naruto, and Camillio walked the halls before Cam looked over. "What-ev-er, we'll do your gross scab search tomorrow, yo, mañana. (Tomorrow.)"
"Yeah, last time I checked, scabs heal. By tomorrow it could be gone." Lee sighed at that before Cam continued.
"True, but if he's a picker, it could like be there for a while."
"Now you're grossing me out. Who at our age will do that." Naruto spoke as Holger was standing by a bank of lockers when Trevor and Steve walked up and held up his hand for a high-five.
"Holger wish many luck and gutenhagen on your football rehearsals." When Trevor high-fives him, Holger grabs Trevor's arm and checks his hand. There is a ring but no scab. "No scab." Trevor pushes him away before Lee walks up and puts a comforting hand on Holger's shoulder.
"Thanks, Holger! Way to randomly help me out." He pulls out his phone and crosses out Trevor's part in the team photo. "So it's not Trevor. We just need to do that like twenty more times. How'd you guys like to be pals and try out for the football team?"
"And look for scabs?"
Lee looks up to see Holger leaping out of a locker, dressed to play soccer. "Holger definitely volunteers."
"Wow. Cam?" Lee asked as Cam shook his head.
"No way!" Naruto just points off to the side. "Are you kidding..." His eyes follow Naruto's pointing finger at a group of cheerleaders. "...me? I'd love to. 'Cause everybody knows, football means, chiquitaleaders!"
Detention.
In detention, Niles Peg is asleep and Biffy is knitting as Naruto and Lee run in and swiftly take a seat. "Barrage didn't show yet?" Biffy does not respond causing Lee to sigh. "Uh, about that burp incident. Why'd you act all...whacked about it?"
"Mmknow. I have a reputation to protect. I need people to take me seriously. So tell me honestly." He said holding up his finished tiny sweater. "What cat wouldn't love this?"
"Uh, one with more than three legs?" Naruto spoke seeing it only three legs.
Biffy blinks as he realizes that the sweater only has three legs. "Aww!"
Outside, Cam in a helmet and white shirt stood with Holger and watched the cheerleaders as the red Tazelwurm was chained by the field trying to escape as Steve in his gear walked up to them as other teens stood with them. "White shirt tryout wannabes, go home, the team is already decided! And you! Aren't! Part of it!"
Beside, the field, Chaz was reporting as the wind blew hard "I'm Chaz Monerainian, with an exclusive on this year's–" The wind blows his carefully moussed hair out of place. "–Aww! Fudge-cake! Hairspray, stat me!" Stepak rolls his eyes but gets Chaz's makeup chest. Chaz rummages around inside of it and gasps. "What? You're kidding me, right? Help! Someone stole my hair product!"
Meanwhile, Barrage is inspecting the white shirts. "LISTEN UP! You pee-poor excuses for a championship team! Papa Barrage is here to show ya how to play the game like a real! Man! Cause this is a game of war." He cocks his arm to throw a pass. "Ya either have stomach for it?!" He fires a bullet pass right into the stomach of #17.
"Ow..."
"OR YA GET CUT!"
A hazmat-suited cleaner uses a vacuum hose to vacuum the unfortunate player off of the field. "First drill!" Barrage pulls out a remote control "Let's see if you Suzie Snugglebunnies can tackle!" He presses a button on the remote, and an obstacle course springs up in front of him. "Come and get me!"
The principal begins to run through the course as some teens attempt to tackle him. After he completes the course, he runs through the football field, steamrolling everyone who gets in his way, including Holger. Four players manage to latch on to him, but they do nothing to slow him down. Cam is the last player in his way before the goal line, and when Barrage hits him he goes flying before throwing off the other four defenders.
"Boo-wah!" He spikes the ball and laughs evilly as he surveys the field full of downed players he left in his wake. "Cut! Cut! Cut! You are so cut!"
The cleaners vacuumed up the cut players as Cam looked at the cheerleaders. "Please hide me!" The cheerleaders turn up their noses at him. "I've got an in with Lee Ping and Naruto Uzumaki."
The cheerleaders are suddenly all smiles. They rush forward and toss Cam in the air as the hazmats pass by. "Go go A. Nigma! Woo!"
When Camillio comes down, he lands hard and still investigates the team. Holger then lands with the other cut teens at the end of the field before Ed hands him a glass of water. "Mmm. You make Holger's feelings of much failure go bye-bye."
"Nothing a tall glass of fine H-2-O can't do." Ed smiles and pats his water boy cart affectionately and walks away. "Better luck next year."
"Holger has...idea-cake," Holger said as he eyed the cart
In detention, Lee slumps on his desk. "It's a complete disaster!"
Biffy sighed as he continued knitting. "No big whoop, that's what Plan Bs are for."
"What am I supposed to do, run to the football field to do this myself, right in front of Barrage?"
Biffy rolled his eyes at that. "Uh, football? Helmets, visors, hel-lo!"
"But Barrage has his cyborg eye thingy! What if it scans me!"
"Scans you? This isn't a big-budget Hollywood action movie."
"No, it feels like this comedy I watched… I mean seriously, looking for a thief that has a football ring?"
"Now, sync it up!" Biffy spoke as the three synced up their phones before Naruto jumped up to the vent with Lee following. They came up to a cover before hearing Biffy. "Drop down! Here!"
"Wait!" Naruto tries to stop Lee as he drops, and several girlish squeals are emitted. Lee quickly exits the ladies' room.
"Sorry! Sorry! Come on! I don't have time for games!"
"Easy, stress ball. Pay attention." Biffy spoke as Lee opened a closet and found a bunch of uniforms and helmets. "White's for newbies."
Outside, a whistle blows, and a bunch of wannabes zip up in their white uniforms as Barrage has brought out a cannon. "So, some of you baby Betty's made it through the first drill. Let's see how well you can catch." The principal loads a football into the cannon and fires it. When the balls come down, they impact the players at high speeds, taking them out. "Cut! Cut! Cut!"
Meanwhile, on the sidelines, Camillio is chilling with a cheerleader. "So chica, whatchu doin' later bro?"
A football player walks up and puts a protective arm around Toni. Camillio giggles nervously and then looks at the player's hand. There is a ring but no scab. Suddenly, a newbie wearing #77 and #10 and helmets with visors arrives. "Cam?" They lift their visors revealing they're Lee and Naruto. "It's us."
"Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho! Ese! Sneaky. Hey, Number eight is clear. No scab. Cam said as another player walked towards them.
"Hey, nice play dude." Naruto high-fives him and as soon as the player leaves, Lee taps his earpiece.
"Number eleven and Number eight are both clear."
"Just seventeen to go!" Biffy spoke up through their earpieces.
Back on the field, Naruto moves his head down to better hide his face as Cam sees Tina walking up. "Yo, yo Tina Bobina! What is?" He asks as the two detentionaires jog away.
"Thought you could pull this off? Sneaking out here...late? What's your name, soldier?"
They stopped as Barrage spoke holding a glass of water. "Menma Arashi," Naruto spoke as Lee tapped his earpiece.
"Jimmy Weiner-"
Principal Barrage takes a sip of his water and spits it out in disgust stopping Lee as Holger arrives.
"You spit out drink. Maybe it no good!" He tosses the principal's glass away and puts a new one in Barrage's hand. "You need the fresh bottle of pure sweet unfiltered water from the hills of Blasenheim."
"Weren't you cut?" Barrage asks narrowing his eye.
"Yes, but now Holger try out to become new boy of water."
"What?" Ed rushes over at that. "No! I'm the water boy!"
Barrage takes a drink of Holger's water "It's quenching! Not like the usual tap water garbage. O-kay, you crazy you-row-pee-on! Let's see what yew can do!"
Ed looks at Holger in anger at that. "Oh, this is so on!" He runs his cart over Holger's toes, and Holger falls in pain.
"Seventy-seven! Ten!"
Lee and Naruto freeze in their tracks as Barrage throws footballs at them. "Catch this and you can stay."
The ball lands exactly in Lee's and Naruto's outstretched hands. The momentum carries Lee to the ground, but Naruto stumbled back and jumped over a jock that tried tackling him. The principal blows a whistle, and Steve rushes over to #77. As soon as Lee gets up, he takes a shoulder to his back, and his helmet falls off. A sharp squeal of feedback pierces Biffy's ears.
"Ping? Aren't you supposed to be in detention? Oh Barrage!"
You're gonna rat me out 'cause you're afraid I might be better than you?" Lee taunted as Naruto helped him up.
"You? Please. I own this field."
"Then prove you can without your blanky Linus." Naruto taunted before being grabbed by Steve.
"No one trash-talks Bub-bub! First, I wipe the field with you, then, I give the leftovers, to Barrage!"
"I'm impressed! Heck, I'd like to invite each and every one of you sweetie-pies to my summer house for iced tea and corn muffins sometime!" Barrage spoke walking up as the team stood at attention.
Holger zooms up, attracted by the mention of refreshment. "Did my ears cry for the muffins?" He stuffs a muffin into the principal's mouth and then offers drinks to two players. When they take the drinks, he takes note of their hands and then heads over to Lee. "Number forty-four and sixty-six."
"Forty-four. Sixty-six. Clear." Naruto spoke to Biffy who checked them off.
"Gosh darn delicious, boy!" Barrage said to Holger before turning to the players. "Now let's see how many of you can score a simple touchdown!"
Every player grabs a football and begins to run for the end zone as booby traps in the field leap from the ground. "Oh damn it!" Naruto cursed jumping over a catapult land mine that shot up with the player behind him.
"Ugh! There's like, land mine thingys!" Lee said before hearing Biffy.
"Hold on got something for that… Left! Left! Right! Left–oh, I-I mean right." Lee barely avoids the last patch of mines before hearing Steve.
"Take him down!"
The first jock to attempt to tackle Lee is a bit too slow, and he lands short of Lee, and on a grass patch that sends him flying. Naruto spins out of the way of another as Camillio checks the hand when one lands, and finds no scab. The next jock also comes up short. However, this makes Steve more determined not to lose his prey, and he dives like a tiger when he feels that he's in range.
Lee, paying attention, ducks just in time, sending Steve flying over his head. Lee then continues running and makes it into the end zone. Steve growls in frustration as the cheerleaders prepare to cheer some more, but suddenly stop. "Hey! Someone stole my pom-pom."
"Well! Color me purple and poke a crayon in my eye. Nice run!" Barrage said to the two as he turned to Steve. "Looks like you got some competition, eh all-star?" The principal walks away at that as Lee smiles weakly at Steve.
"Hi-five?"
"The only reason you outran me is cause I lost my Bub-bub. Get ready for pain, Ping. LOTS OF IT!"
Steve storms off as Tina is interviewing the head cheerleader who lost her pom-pom by the stands. "I'm Tina Kwee with an exclusive! It looks like the school thief is hitting the tryouts extra hard!"
Camillio then pops up beside them. "And we the students are outraged!"
Suddenly, Chaz pops up, hair disheveled "Don't forget to mention my hairspray. I'm Chaz Monerainian." Tina kicks him out of the picture and into the path of some football players. "GYAAH!" He then gets trampled. "Oww!" The players come back the other way and trample him again. "Ah! Sting!"
"Ooh. I do love a hard-hitting story." Tina smiled at the camera as Toni roughly shoved Cam away from her.
Meanwhile, Holger rushes past Ed on his way to a tired player. "Hard day? Let Holger re-joy you with soothing hand massaging." Holger doesn't find a scab on the jock's hand; however, he takes the opportunity to taunt Ed by facing him and winking. "Ninety-nine no scab."
Naruto, meanwhile, is stepping up his scab-checking game by shaking another player's hand–until Steve rams into him. "Ninety-nine and twelve. Man, I really hate that guy." Naruto groaned standing up.
"Yeah, yeah, pick it up out there!" Biffy replied as he checked the players off.
Ed, meanwhile, is heading back to his water cart when he casually lifts a towel from a distracted player. He grins sinisterly and looks around before placing the towel in his cart and wheeling it away. "That's strange." Tina mused seeing Ed take the towel as Ed came up to a player on the bench.
"Water from the springs of Mor-ro-co?"
Holger then came up with a basketful of food "Chicken wings from deep freezer Holger make hot with much grease?"
Instantly, Holger is surrounded by football players–and even the general.
"Mmm. Is that a whisper of paprika and cayenne I detect?"
Holger smiled at #14. "I'll never tell."
After cleaning up three players, he sends their numbers in. Meanwhile, Ed wheels his cart up to a football, picks it up, and stashes it in his cart. Tina, who has been watching him, waits for him to look away and then dashes up, intending to take a look inside the water cart to confirm her suspicion that Ed is the thief.
However, Ed turns his attention back to the cart before she can do so, and she whistles innocently as he walks away with the cart. On the field, Barrage blows his whistle, and the football players gather around as Lee calls Biffy.
"You just need Evan and Steve. It's gotta be one of them."
A grinning Evan puts his hand on Lee's shoulder and shoves him to the ground roughly. Lee takes note of the lack of scab. "Evan's clear. It's Steve!" Lee says as Barrage then speaks.
"Looks like the same team as last year. Except for Numbers seventy-seven and ten. One might be the team's new captain! Is that what you want, Steve?! The number two spot?!" Barrage steps behind his artillery cannon again with a pyramid of twenty-one footballs by his side. "Whoever scores first is captain! The one who doesn't is his number two. Now show me your gravy guts, boys!"
"He'll be thirsty after this play!" Ed grins as Holger whips up a drink that he tops with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry.
The general fires a ball, and Steve and Lee give chase. Lee spots Steve's hand and gasps. "No ring."
Steve shoves his rival to the ground and runs after the ball. However, it's at this moment that the Red Tazelwurm manages to break free of its restraints and chase after Steve. Steve notices and the distraction provided leads to the ball slipping through his hands. Lee, who has caught up to Steve, stops with him, and they both stare at the advancing tazelwurm.
They both soon start running again, this time trying to get the ball. Lee manages to snag it, but an attack from the Red Tazelwurm sends him stumbling backward–straight into yet another block in the back delivered by Steve. The ball pops straight up into the air, and Steve catches it. Lee is sent flying towards the sidelines, where he crashes into Holger, Ed, and Ed's water cart. This collision causes the cart to topple over and open up, revealing several items not at all related to water delivery.
"Oh, my brain tickles." Holger chuckles before seeing not only a ring on Ed's finger but a scab. "Ring and scab!"
Naruto skids to a stop and stares at Ed before grabbing him. "What? You?"
"Let go of me!"
"See, I didn't need my Bub-bub to annihilate your hopes and dreams," Steve said walking up as Naruto pointed to the towel in the cart.
"So, you don't need that back then?"
"Bub-bub?" Steve grabs the towel and rubs it against his face as more people walk up.
"My helmet?"
"My pom-pom!"
Chaz then rushes up. "Ah! My hairspray! Great."
"This is your ring too, right?" Naruto asks taking the ring off of Ed's finger and giving it to the jock.
"You took my Bub-bub and my ring?! It's been missing since like last year."
"It's not fair! I keep all of you hydrated and I never ever get to share in the glory! I want a piece!" Ed spoke as Naruto dropped him.
"The red bag in the gym right before the prank? I have a picture of you messing with it! What'd you do?" Lee asked as he crouched and pulled his visor up.
"You! I just took this can of paint out of it." Ed takes a green paint can out and gives it to Lee. "You can have it back."
"Seventy-seven, ten whoever you are, I want you on this team!" Everyone but Lee, Naruto, and Steve scatters. "I've never seen anyone withstand such glorious beatings!"
"We gotta jet. We don't wanna be on the team. We were here undercover to bust the school thief. We cool?" Lee asked Steve who cradled his towel on his chin.
"You got my ring back. And Bub-bub. My whole family's been sweating into this for hundreds of years! Trust me, we're cool."
"Ugh, you guys all done playing patty-cake? 'Cause you gotta go! Like, now!" Biffy said as the two turned while Tina continued her reporting.
"Tina Kwee here live. The school klepto, also known as the school thief, has turned out to be Ed the water boy. Principal Barrage, do you have anything to say?"
"Who cares about some petty thief? There goes my backup star players!" The principal chases after #77 and #10 and catches Lee when he exits the bleachers. "Boo-wah! Interception!"
Suddenly, a football plunges into Barrage's gut at high speed. He is sent backward from the force of the blow and releases Lee. Lee looks in the direction the football came from and sees Steve manning the artillery cannon. Steve winks and gives him a thumbs-up as the two run off.
Later, the two run through the halls of the school, Lee clutching the paint can tight to his body. "Get back here, seventy-seven!" Barrage yells out as he gives chase.
Naruto and Lee run into the detention room, having removed their uniform and helmets. They quickly slide into a seat and then toss the sports equipment away. As soon as the uniform lands, the door opens, and Barrage looks in. "DEE! SMISSED!"
As soon as Barrage leaves, the two collapse onto their desk, exhausted. Biffy lays his knitting on Lee's back, and Lee begins snoring.
Lee's House 10:00 PM
Lee is in his room as he circles Ed in the picture of last year's championship team. "So Ed the water boy was the school thief. He messed with my bag during the prank 'cause he stole this paint can from it. Which means my bag had already been switched at the time." Lee sets the paint can down at that "'Cause this sure never belonged to me."
Lee gets on his computer. A video chat from Holger opens on his desktop. "Lee! Holger win water boy job. Me now official server of water."
Camillio then came up. "Hombre, you get the info you needed? 'Cause if you cleared your name, we should maybe still keep it a secret, you know. Just until I get a date."
Naruto pops up at that. "No, just a can in Lee's bag."
"Lights out!" Lee's mother turned off the lights as Lee looked at the screen.
"See you tomorrow, guys." He turns off the computer and looks at the can. "So the question still remains. Who switched my bag? And what's the story behind the strange radioactive green paint?" He asks picking up a bag of ice. "And–when will my body stop hurting?" He presses the bag to his cheek and sighs.
Just as he turns the lamp off, he misses a strange symbol on the bottom of the can that looks like a green distorted M.W.F.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Contributor: KuronoDono12.
My reference was for the theme park. My home park Kings Dominion has been a sister park to that and four other parks (Kings Island, Kings Dominion, Carowinds, California's Great America, and Canada's Wonderland), and in 92/93, they were all bought by Paramount who owned them up to 2006 to do what Disney and Universal did. A year later after buying they got Nickelodeon to add to them and Cedar Fair kept Nick and Scooby-Doo (As the parks had the license to Hanna-Barbara before WB got them but we kept Scooby-Doo after) until the contract for their license ran out in 2010.
There's a new poll for A Fox In Middleton on who Ron will be paired with. And the new story Totally Spies, Dattebayo! is up as well.
Next to be updated will be Maelstrom Jedi.
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺