In Which Itachi Uchiha Gets Paddled
It was the annual Uchiha mango festival get-together. Itachi was confused and brought a bag of cherries. Everyone laughed at him. He was not happy. So he winged them at everyone. He threw them a bit too hard, though, and knocked them out. It looked like blood (but it wasn't).
Sasuke came home. As he ran through the town, he realized it was very quiet. Then he saw it. People lying on the ground with red stuff (Blood, he thought) dripping everywhere. He ran home.
Where are all the mangoes?, he thought.
"Mom? Dad? Big Brother?" He opened the door. He went into the living room. He saw them lying on the floor. Itachi was holding a knife and using it to cut apart their mangoes.
"Mom! Dad! Big Brother?"
" Big Brother! Where are all the mangoes?"
"They're gone, Sasuke. The geckos took them."
"Mango-Gecko Shuriken!" He flung a mango with geckos attached to it at Sasuke. Splat! It hit Sasuke in the face. Whap! The geckoes adhered themselves to his head. He peeled them off his head and ran away bawling.
Meanwhile…
Sasuke's dad came to.
"Son, you are in deep doo-doo!"
"Honey, hold him down for me, please!"
Mikoto sat on Itachi's back.
"No! Dad! No! I'm sorry! No! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Spank! Spank! Spank!
Fugaku mercilessly paddled Itachi's bum with extreme predjuduce.
THE END.