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Disclaimers: I do not own Gravity Falls, or Star vs The Forces Of Evil! Author's Note's:

Me: The wedding yes it's happening! Random Fan: I'm still mad at Dipper! clmacche: Well I'm happy!

Bill: Who cares who's happy or not someone read! Me: Okay (Begins to read) ...

"Happiness is a critical piece of everyone's life, it makes them feel whole.

But a vengeful soul can never know such luxuries. Their bitterness leaves them cold, and empty inside..."

-DireWolfEmily

(Back In Mewni...)

This was it...

After five years of lonely depression Star Butterfly was finally going to leave the safety of her room, and it the unknown. For today was the day her new life would begin, and she had promised her father that she would be happy.

It wasn't an easy promise to keep…

Her father was remarrying today, and his bride was to be her mother's hold house maid Malena. She wanted to be happy for them after all her father deserved to be happy again, and Malena was nice, and just and fair. Even her daughter Rose, who was a few days older than Star, was kind and gentle; like the big sister she never had.

"Alright miss all done." Areli stated proudly as she finished adding the last bit of fabric to her gown. Areli was the new house maid who had replaced Malena after the engagement was announced. She was a soft spoken maiden, with long red hair and green eyes; her uniform heavy pressed. Star loved her soft voice, and how she took the time to be there for her; even though she'd say she wanted to be left alone.

Areli never obeyed that request.

Star forced her best smile, this was it!

"My lady it's okay to have mixed feelings about all this." Areli assured her. She could always read her like an open book too!

"I'm just afraid that something will come to ruin the happiness again." Star admitted. "That's why I'm afraid to love, and let them in."

"Malena is a good woman." Areli assured her.

"My mother was a good woman too, and my love for her brought pain for me in the end." Star reasoned. "That's why sometimes I think it's better to not love for anyone or anything."

"Oh my dear sweet Princess you are incapable of not loving." Areli said.

"I know…" Star said as tears threatened to fall. "But sometimes I wish I was."

Suddenly the door burst open, and Rose walks in looking like a goddess. Her dark hair is braid back in one long ponytail and she is wearing a blue flowing gown that complements her gorgeous deep blue eyes.

"Oh Star I'm so happy in just 1 hour we're finally going to be sisters!" Rose exclaimed.

Star forced a smile. "Yeah I can't wait." And it was true, she was happy, or at least she wanted to be; but she was also afraid.

Afraid of losing again…

"Hey it's going to be okay." Rose assured her, as if reading her mind. She took Star's hands into her own. "Listen I now my mom and I could never replace Queen Moon, but it warms my heart to know that you're at least giving us a fair chance." Rose looked unsure, "You are going to give us all a fair chance to be happy together? Won't you?"

Star embraced her into a hug and held her tight. "Of course, and I promise I will protect you from everything!"

Rose wrapped her arms around her. "Well protect each other." She promised.

"Alright girls it's time!" Areli said.

"Are you ready Sister?" Rose asked offering Star her hand.

Star smiled for real this time, and took her sister's hand. "Ready!" She said and followed her out.

'Maybe this won't be so bad after all' she thought. 'Maybe I can finally be happy again.'

It is a wishful thought,

One that never had any hope of coming true…

(Back with Dipper...)

This had to be his worst nightmare…

And yet it was a dream come true!

Yes in some sick and twisted way Dipper was happy that he was about to fool Bill in the same way that he had fooled him. It gave him such a thrill to know that this time Bill would be the love sick fool, and he would be the manipulator.

'Is this how Bill felt with me?' he wondered.

'No doubt about it King.' Light assured him, 'but now it's our turn to get even.'

Dipper knew he shouldn't want this, he knew he shouldn't be willing to risk the multiverse just to make Bill pay; but he did. And it was more than just a want, it was a desire that consumed him completely. It was like revenge was a drug coursing through his veins, one that he was already addicted to in every way!

'Now remember you love him so show emotion!' Light told him as they waited for the doors to open so he could walk down the aisle. 'All you have to do is walk down there and say I do!'

Dipper nodded.

Suddenly the music began to play and the doors opened, Dipper looked down the aisle to see Bill waiting for him under a beautiful white arch way. The entire throne room had been decorated for the occasion.

Dipper's, and Bill's eyes met and suddenly a moment of panic washed through him… He wasn't sure he could do this!

'Well be stuck with him forever!' he realized. 'They'll be nowhere to run, even when we're all sucked back into the Nightmare Realm; I'm going to be stuck with him forever!'

Was it really worth it?

He knew he should think not, but as Dipper forced himself to float forward towards the arch way all he felt was determination!

Determination to beat Bill at his own game!

Bill watched his future bride float towards him in awe a thousand thoughts running through his head.

'He's beautiful…'

'This is it, I'm going to be a god!'

'I'm the luckiest demon in the multiverse!'

His eye squinted, curving up as if to suggest an invisible smile. This was, without a doubt; the best day of his life. And none of the ungrateful pests that surrounded them was going to ruin it. And now that Shooting Star and the others were locked up there would be no more interruptions.

Finally after what seemed like an eternity Dipper made it to the arch way and gave Bill his best fake nervous smile.

"It's okay baby." Bill whispered buying it in seconds. "All you have to do is take my hand, and I'll do the rest."

Dipper gave him a nod more assured in his decision this time. He could do this; he had to! Light was right by doing this the Earth wouldn't have to wait trillions of years for Dipper to catch up to Bill and be saved. No now he might even be able to drag Bill back down to hell in Mabel's life time.

This was for the greater good!

Teeth cleared his throat and the room went silent.

"We…are gathered here today…to…to join our King Bill Cipher…and his bride Dipper Pines in eternal bonding." Teeth stuttered obviously fearful of what was about to take place.

Dipper couldn't say he blamed after all Time Baby band the bonding of demons for a reason. To have demons as powerful as him, it was like begging for death. But Dipper was sure that Teeth was more afraid of messing up the ceremony, then of the fact that Bill and Him was about to become the most powerful beings in the multiverse.

"If there is anyone here who thinks… these two should not be bonded, ssssssspeak now, or forever…. hold you're….peace." Teeth continued to stutter.

There was a pause, and Bill stared the crowd down daring them to make a sound.

No one did.

"In honor of the bride's human heritage the King has produced two rings to symbolize their union to all the world. He has also agreed to recite the tradition vows of the human culture." Teeth handed Dipper and Bill each a ring.

Dipper was stunned 'Bill's allowing vows?'

'Of course! He's trying to make you think he's actually capable of love.' Light reminded him. 'Heck he's been playing this love game for so long that he might actually believe this love is real.'

'And for the sake of our desired outcome we'll make sure he stays that way.' Dipper reminded him, and even though it was wrong Dipper couldn't help but smile, he was moved by the thoughtful gesture. Even though he knew he shouldn't be. 'Damn that Bill and his charms! Why can't he be bad at romance?! It would make this so much easier!'

'Tell me about it!' Light rolled his eye.

Teeth proceeded. "Do you Bill Cipher, take, Dipper Pines to be your lawfully wedded Wife to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?"

Bill Smiled "I do."

Bill took Dipper's hand and placed the wedding band along with the engagement ring onto Dipper's ring finger.

Teeth turned to Dipper.

'This is it King remember to be blushing and cute!' Light reminded him.

"Do you Dipper Pines, take, Bill Cipher to be your lawfully wedded Husband to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?"

"I do…" Dipper said lovingly.

Bill's eye curved more suggesting a wider smile.

'Dang King your getting good at this.' Light teased.

Dipper blushed more deeply, and slid Bill's ring on his finger with a steady hand. He knew he should hate that fact that he could fake love so easily, but he didn't.

Bill took Dipper's hands in his as Keyhole walked forward with a large leather book.

Keyhole cleared his throat, and began to read a scripture. "And the book of Knowledge states that: 'When a demon bonds with another a powerful entity is born. One God and one Goddess with the power to bend all creations of the multiverse to their will, with no fear of any advisory strong enough to threaten their power. They shall be of one body mind and soul; both in the metaphorical and physical sense with the power to unit and separate at will.'"

"Ready Love?" Bill whispered.

Dipper nodded, and watched as Bill's blue flames began to engulf him. Dipper followed his lead and allowed his own yellow flames engulf them as well. As the demons chant around them.

"Xlmhgvoozgrlm Xsrow zmw Oliw lu Tlow, xlnv gltvgsvi zh kilksvgh ulivglow. Hlfo gl hlfo zmw uovhs gl uovhs, dszg lmxv dzh gdl zh Lmv droo nvhs."

Dipper felt a prickling feeling on his body and could see Bill cringing slightly as well.

The demons chanted louder still "Ylfmw gltvgsvi, rm oruv zmw rm wvzgs, dsvm Xrksvi uzooh, ylgs yivzgsv ozhg yivzgs!""

The two different color flames rage around them until the colors mix into a dark green. And a brilliant light engulfed the room as Dipper felt their bodies fuse as one.

The next thing he felt was the power! It was so immense that Dipper could not place a description in words. All he knew for sure was it was the greatest high he had ever felt, he had never felt so unbreakable; so invincible!

Bill on the other hand could at least get one words to describe his emotion towards the unimaginable power.

'Finally!'

The light cleared showing a demon of monstrous size, it was a blue and yellow Pine Tree form. Bill's yellow triangle formed the top of the pine tree with his all seeing eye; completed with his top hat and bow tie. Representing Dipper's form was the blue bottom half of the pine tree which also had one all eye seeing eye and a black tie.

Dipper and Bill had fussed!

Dipper watched as the demons quivered in fear below them, and suddenly he had to admit Bill was right. It was an over powering sensation to be feared! Finally with another flash of brilliant white light the two separated back into their individual forms, but their new found power was still there.

Dipper couldn't explain what had happened, but he could tell he would never be the same.

"I now…pronounce…you Husband…and-and…Wife." Teeth stuttered. "You may now kiss the bride."

Dipper allowed Bill to take him into his arms. He watched as Bill's eye tuned into a mouth, and he did so as well. Their lips met roughly with a hungry passion. Dipper's head soared despite himself. Even with today's encounter they were finding it hard not to keep going.

Finally they broke apart.

"I present to you, your King and New Queen Mr. and Mrs. Bill Cipher!" Teeth exclaimed.

The crowed of demons cheered loudly, obviously trying to show their support so that maybe they can finally get out of this hick town.

Bill took Dipper's hand in his. "Pine Tree baby welcome to the rest of our sweet eternity."

Dipper forced a smile, if he wasn't stuck with the jerk before he certainly was now. "For all eternity." Dipper agreed.

'For better or worse King.' Light chuckled. 'And hopefully the worst for Bill will come sooner rather than later.'

Dipper couldn't agree more, but he dared not show his true emotions. No he wanted Bill to enjoy this moment, to enjoy his first victory, and look hopefully to those that would soon come.

And once Bill finally had everything he always wanted, then Dipper would snatch it away.

It was the perfect revenge, and so what if some people got hurt along the way; it would all be worth it to see the look on Bill's face when he realizes that he had fallen for his own tricks.

Yes soon Bill would get exactly what he deserved,

And Dipper couldn't wait for that glorious day to come. 'Take a look around Bill, and savor this moment.' He mused, as the demons continued to cheer around them.

'Because one day this perfect dream come true…WILL BECOME YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!'

(Back In Mewni...)

Star couldn't help but smile as her father kissed his new bride. It made her happy to see that her father was over flowing with joy.

After all he deserved to be happy.

"We did it Star we're sisters!" Rose exclaimed.

They embraced and Star held her tight whispering this small vow. "I won't screw this up this time! I will never lose the ones I love again."

Unfortunately for Star, it was the people she loved that would be her own undoing…

Chapter End Notes

Thanks for reading the next chapter will be up soon. Until then this is...

Emily signing off :)