Chapter Notes

Disclaimers: I do not own Gravity Falls Or Star vs. The Forces of Evil

Author's Note's:

Me: So yeah we should skip this chapter

Bill: why?

Random Fan: cause I invited a friend without realizing how he may feel about it.

Bill: Who?

Dipper :(Walks in the room, in his pine tree form) So what are we reading?

Bill: Pine Tree! What are you doing here?

Dipper: Oh your Random Fan Girl invited me.

Bill: (Turns red with rage) how could you!

Random Fan: If I had known you guys would be having sex in this chapter I wouldn't-

Dipper: You gave them details on our sex life! (turns midnight black) You are so dead!

Bill: (runs for his life as Dipper chase him) Kid I can explain

Me: Great job Random fan

Random Fan: I didn't know!

Me: Just read it before he loses interest in killing Bill and Starts Killing us!

Random Fan: are you kidding I'm not dying!

Me: Fine I'll read it! (Starts reading) Back with Dipper...

'Faking it is easy, When your own mind

Is kicked out of the equation!'

-DireWolfEmily

(Back with Dipper…)

It was really pathetic how much he wanted it…

Dipper moaned as Bill ripped off his wedding gown as easy as if he was tearing through tissue paper.

'Heck for all I know it could have been made of paper.' Dipper suddenly yelped in surprise as Bill threw him on the king size bed in the middle of the room.

The dream demon chuckled. "That's what you get for letting your mind wonder when your eye should be on me."

Dipper shivered at Bill's dark and sadistic tone, and watched as the demon slowly discarded his suit. "You're taking your time on purpose!" he shouted at him accusingly.

Bill's eye curved into a suggestive smirk. "Of course I am, after all teasing is 3/4th of the fun remember?"

Dipper couldn't help but shiver once more.

"Don't worry baby." Bill whispered. "We're going to take this nice and slow." The dream demon assured him as he discarded his last piece of clothing. "We'll start on something your use to, and then we'll move from there."

Dipper gave him a weird look. 'What did he mean start with something I'm use to?'

Bill crept over to his sapling and gave him a playful slap on his leg. "Hey stop letting your mind wonder and pay attention to me!" He demanded.

"Or what you'll punish me?" Dipper wasn't sure why he said it, but he knew it was stupid the moment the words had come out of his mouth.

"Oh I'd bet you'd like that uh Pines?" Bill snickered. "Oh the things I could do to you."

"It's not Pines anymore." Dipper reminded him. "It's Cipher."

Bill couldn't help but smile at his words. "Manson 'Dipper' Alexander Cipher." He whispered.

"Man what a mouthful." Dipper laughed.

"I'll show you a mouthful." Bill chuckled and tackled his new mate. Dipper squeaked as Bill straddled him.

It was weird how they seemed to fit together like two matching puzzle pieces. After all Bill was a triangle and Dipper, well…

He was a fucking tree!

"Stop thinking baby." Bill whispered. "Just go with it."

Dipper wanted to relax, he did! But it was hard to have sex when the consequences were very real. "But what about protection?"

"Protection?" Bill asked.

Dipper hated the words the moment they came out, and yet he still couldn't keep his stupid mouth shut. "You know so I-" he paused turning red with embracement.

"So you what?" Bill asked.

"So I won't…you know." Dipper tried to find the words.

Bill just gave him a dumb look. "So you won't what?"

"Oh my god Bill!" Dipper yelled. "So I won't get pregnant!"

It was like a light ball had gone off in Bill's mind. 'OH!' he thought. 'He means that kind of protection!'

Dipper watched as Bill suddenly burst into a fit laughter. "What's so funny?!" He yelled.

"You are!" Bill laughed. "What do you think we demons have condoms or something?"

Dipper turned tomato red.

Bill wiped a tear from his eye. "Oh that's rich kid!"

"It's not funny!" Dipper yelled and turned another shade of red as his voice cracked.

That was it, Bill fell on the floor laughing! After all what demon's voice cracked?

Why Dipper's of course!

"Stop laughing Bill!" Dipper demanded, but Bill continued to laugh. "That's it!" he tackled his tormentor. "Now you're going to get it!"

"Oh I'm so scared!" Bill jeered as the two wrestled on the floor for dominance.

Dipper tried with all his might to stay on top, but Bill soon over powered him; picking him up and throwing him back onto the bed.

"Nice try baby, but I'm the dominate one here." Bill mused. "But don't worry I'll be real good to you."

Dipper shuttered, and looked away he could never meet Bill's gaze when he talked dirty like that.

Bill chuckled and crawled towards him on the bed, straddling him once more. He just loved the shy little look that was on his Pine Tree's face. "You know you'd think you'd be used to this by now." He said cupping his face in his hands.

Dipper meet Bill's gaze and sighed as Bill's eye formed into a mouth and kissed him deeply. Dipper melted into the kiss, doing his best to shut his brain down and to just let it happen.

It was easier said than done.

"Relax baby I highly doubt I'll get you pregnant our first night." Bill assured him in between kisses, but his words did little to calm him down.

Bill laughed, there was just no helping him, so he decided to just accept that; and move forward. He took one of dipper's leg in each hand, and spread his legs out wide.

Dipper instantly wrapped his legs around Bill's waist…wait did he really have a waist?

Dipper suddenly wanted to bash his head in, this was supposed to be a romantic night, and here he was thinking about weather Bill really had a waist or not!

'He's practically ignoring us!' Envy screamed.

'Well we'll change that!' Wrath growled.

Bill teasingly grinded against Dipper, demanding his attention.

"Ah… fuck…" Dipper moaned, as a warm feeling started forming in-between his legs, and spread throughout his body. "Bill…Please!" Dipper rubbed his front against him.

"Oh no baby I said we'd start with something your use to first. Remember?" Bill said before he reached behind him. Drawing a circle with his finger on Dipper's lower half repeatedly, just as he had done earlier that morning.

"Bill Please…"Dipper moaned at the familiar sensation. "More."

Bill wanted to just skip the teasing and just ravish him, but he wanted tonight to be perfect, after all this was supposed to be their wedding night, and once the wall came down tomorrow there would be no time for a honeymoon. So instead of rushing things he shoved two fingers into the already formed hole.

Dipper thrusted up against those fingers wishing Bill would just get to the point. "Bill it's been too long!" he whined. "Didn't you tease me enough this morning?"

Bill chuckled. "Please you wish!" he laughed, thrusting another two fingers into the already wide enough hole.

"Bill please just Take me already!" Dipper screamed as the pleasure washed over him in waves.

"Sorry baby, but those magic words ain't going to work this time." Bill whispered evilly.

Dipper looked up to meet his gaze, and froze as four tentacles appeared behind Bill, like for extra arms. "You wouldn't…" Dipper whispered.

"Trust me baby you're going to love this." Bill mused as he moved his fingers, allowing one of the tentacles to slip into Dipper's backside.

Dipper moaned as the tentacle stretched him even more. "Bill you're killing me!" he screamed.

"Well if you're dying then this is one hell of a way to go!" Bill joked as the tentacle began to thrust in and out of his sapling.

Dipper screamed as the slimy appendage thrust deeper and deeper inside of him each time. Bill was right he was loving this, in fact he wished it would never end.

Bill chuckled, it was about time the kid turned off that brain of his and focused on the matter at hand. He watched as a second tentacle joined the first, the two slammed in and out of Dipper at such speeds that no human eye could possibly keep up with it.

Dipper screamed even louder as the second tentacle stretched him even more, and just when he thought it couldn't get any better Bill reached in between his legs and began to draw another circle, again he repeating the action until another hole appeared.

Bill stuck one finger in slowly, remembering Dipper's response from this morning.

Dipper's entire body went warm, just as it had done before, and he bucked forward; wordlessly begging for more. "Bill…oh…" Dipper moaned. "Please…"

Bill smiled and pulled the finger out only to plunge it back in even faster. Dipper thrusted into the finger, just as the tentacles thrusted up into him. It was glorious, and it was about to get better!

Bill allowed a third tentacle to join the others as he added another finger to his frontal assault.

Dipper could feel the tension inside of him building up, and he wasn't sure he could last much longer. "Bill please I need you…" he cried.

Bill couldn't help but shutter at his words. "We're almost ready baby." He promised adding a third finger. Dipper clinched his fist into the sheets, moaning loudly.

It was paradise…

And yet it was pure Hell!

"Bill please!"

Bill's eye formed into a mouth and Dipper watched as his long tongue joined his fingers. "Bill no more teasing please!" Dipper cried.

Bill used his all seeing eye to watch as his sapling withered, and begged beneath him. It was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen!

He allowed the final tentacle to join the other three, watching as Dipper's eye became dazed with an over load of lust.

Dipper groaned in disapproval as Bill's tongue and fingers pulled away from his wet hole, but soon gasped as a familiar bulged brushed up against his front. He squirmed trying to get him to move faster, but Bill kept a slow steady pace, his eye closed in pure bliss.

'He thinks he can call all the shots in bed too!' Dipper screamed inwardly. 'Well he's about to get a big wakeup call!' Dipper allowed his eye to form into a mouth and stick out his tongue.

Of course Bill was too lost in the moment to realize what was going on. That was until he felt a long slimy tongue lick down his front and over his need.

Dipper gave it a few licks, waiting for Bill's response.

"Ahhh… Dipper…" Bill moaned, closing his eye once more; relishing in the pleasure. Dipper took the chance to switch their positions. He winced as the tentacles left his backside, and almost regretted the lost.

ALMOST!

He took Bill's now fully formed member into his mouth and sucked hard, bobbing his head up and down Bill's entire length.

"Pine Tree!" Bill groaned fucking his face as his sapling sucked him even harder.

Dipper laughed at his reaction. "Not so in control now are you?" he taunted.

Bill grabbed him by the head and pulled him up suddenly. A string of saliva stretched from the tip of Bill's member to Dipper's lips. The boy blinked in confusion. "Something wrong?" Dipper asked.

Bill simply grinned at him before rearranging their position so Dipper was on his back, licking his lips. "My turn!" he whispered.

Without warning, Bill's own tongue slipped into Dipper's front hole as deep as possible.

"Ohhh!" Dipper moaned, unprepared to feel such intense pleasure all at once. Bill held Dipper's hips to keep him still. Dipper tried his best to muffle the moan that was trying to escape his mouth. Bill's brow furrowed and he stopped, climbing on top of Dipper to kiss him passionately.

Only when Dipper was breathless did Bill break the kiss. "I want to hear you Pine Tree, I want you to scream so loud that our worthless subjects hear you as you beg me to never stop. Don't hold back. Now let's try it again…" Bill kissed Dipper once more before returning to his spot in between Dipper's legs; sucking even harder than the first time.

"AHH, BILL!" Dipper cried out. The Demon smirked with satisfaction.

"Mmmm…" Bill moaned quietly, the vibrations in his throat giving Dipper a new sensation of pleasure. He reached down, clawing Bill's back, eliciting a strange moaning purr from the demon, sending more vibrations throughout Dipper's body.

"Ohhhh…" Dipper moaned.

As much as Bill enjoyed hearing Dipper's unbridled groans of ecstasy, the curious Demon still wanted more. "I think you're ready now." He whispered sweetly.

Dipper was about to asked him; "Ready for what?" when the four tentacles thrust back into his backside all at once.

Bill muffled his blood curling scream with a hungry and passionate kiss as he lined up his member with Dipper's front and slowly thrust into to the wet hole.

Dipper's mind exploded as Bill thrust all the way up to the hilt. "Bill…" he whispered as pain formed black spots into his vision.

"It'll feel good in a second baby I promise." Bill whispered staying painfully still for a moment. Dipper clung to Bill helplessly waiting for him to pull out.

Finally Bill moved slowly out, and then thrust back in.

Dipper didn't even try to hold in his screams as the tentacles began to move in time with Bill's thrust. It was so painful, and he expected it to stay that way, but just as Bill said the pain melted away and Dipper began to move with him; screaming Bill's name at the top of his lungs.

It felt amazing to be taken from both sides, and Dipper would be lying if he said he didn't love it.

Bill couldn't help but laugh a little as the room shook around them with every thrust, there was no way the boys down stairs at the party couldn't feel the trimmers. He should have known that godly sex would be anything but quiet, but he soon dismissed the fact.

After all it was far too late to stop now! Not that he would in the first place…

If fact Bill moved faster and faster with each thrust as his little Pine Tree begged for more. "Bill Cipher!" Dipper screamed over and over again wishing it would never end.

Bill moaned as Dipper clawed down his back causing black blood to trickle down through fresh gashes; just the way he loved it.

Yes there was nothing that could ruin this moment… It was perfect!

Dipper screamed as the climax came in like a title wave washing over him and he gasped as Bill came filling him with his seed. "More!" he screamed.

Bill chuckled 'Maybe I will get him pregnant…' he thought. He smiled, yes at this rate he would be surprised if his Pine Tree wasn't expecting a buddle of joy by morning. Of course he kept that thought to himself, after all he wasn't planning on stopping any time soon.

Dipper moaned loudly as they both climaxed again in a matter of seconds, he guessed he should have known that demons didn't need time to recharge like humans did.

It was then that he realized they could keep going like this forever, no need to use the bathroom, or eat; heck Dipper didn't even feel the need to sleep like he had before. "Bill please don't stop!" he begged.

"Way ahead of you kid." Bill laughed as he continued to thrust into him. It was becoming very clear to him that they weren't going to stop anytime soon, and he was fine with that.

Dipper moaned as Bill came again inside of him, and he was sure by now that most of it was dripping onto the sheets, but he didn't care; he was far too caught up in the pleasure to even remember his fears about certain consequences.

And Bill would be stupid to crack a baby joke now, besides who cares he wanted an heir anyways. Finally after what felt like seconds light from the rising sun leaked in from the window.

It was morning,

Dipper screamed as they both had one final climax before pulling apart.

'Did we have sex all night?' he asked himself falling beside Bill in silent amazement. It had felt like seconds ago that they had gone to bed. 'Is this how time is for demons?' he asked himself. 'Does it really go by that fast?'

Bill wrapped his arms around Dipper blissfully. "Wow…" he whispered. Dipper couldn't help, but crack a smile.

Bill kissed above his eye softly before speaking again. "We should probably get cleaned up."

"Yeah today's a big day." Dipper whispered.

Bill gave him an almost apologetic look. "You're not having second thoughts are you?"

"What no of course not." Dipper said jumping up from the bed and floating towards an adjacent room. It was a large master bathroom with yellow and black tiles.

"Good because I don't think the boys can wait much longer." Bill said following him. "Heck I don't think I can wait much longer myself."

"Me either…" Dipper agreed and realized it was true.

"Really?" Bill asked amazed.

"This place is constricting." Dipper admitted as he turned on the bath water. "I'm used to going wherever I want Bill, you know exploring new places whenever I can, and now I can't go anywhere. It's suffocating!" he exclaimed.

"Then I guess we better make this quick." Bill mused as he came up from behind Dipper and grinded up against him.

Dipper moaned. "Do you ever stop thinking about sex?" he asked.

"When it comes to you baby, no!" Bill laughed.

Dipper rolled his eye but gave into the pleasure all the same. "We'll be lucky if we ever get out of this bathroom within this century!" he joked.

Bill laughed emphasizing his own agreement.

Knowing good and well that his little Sapling was probably right…!

Chapter End Notes

Dipper: Emily you are so dead!

Me: (Runs for cover)

Dipper: (chases me.)

Random Fan: yes! I dodged a bullet!

Bill: Really cause I don't think so!

Random Fan: Oh boy! (runs for cover too!)

Bill: (chases Random Fan.)

Yuko: WELL SINCE THEY'RE ALL BUSY GETTING KILLED LET'S FINISH THIS

Magenta: (IN A GLUMMY VOICE) Thanks for reading the next chapter will be up soon or like whatever!

Yuko: SO UNTIL THEN THIS IS YUKO

Magenta: And Magenta

Yuko & Magenta: Signing off ;)