Chapter Notes
Disclaimers: I do not own Gravity Falls or Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Author's Note's: Remember Time on Mewni goes by faster than Earth so we are still with Dipper and Bill only hours after he finds out he's pregnant.
Me: And another chapter I'm on fire with this story!
Random Fan: we'll let's get started before your spark dies
Bill: wow that's the smartest thing you ever said
Me: Just read you nacho jerk!
Bill: Oh no you didn't!
Random Fan: (Rolls her eyes) Fine I'll read: Back with Dipper…
'Conquest simply leads to more Conquest...'
-DireWolfEmily
(Back to Dipper…)
"Bill where are my Pickles!" Dipper screams from his bed!
"Coming Darling!" Bill exclaims from the throne room, trying his best not to lose his head.
It had been almost 12 hours since Bill had dropped the bomb shell of his pregnancy, and Dipper was now more or less a hurricane of emotions.
"You know this is kind of fun." Light admitted as he watch from the bedroom mirror as Dipper devoured another bowl of ice cream.
"Yeah well I'm glad you're enjoying yourself!" Dipper snapped. He was in a bad mood, and had been for no real reason at all. Well except for the fact that his entire body seemed to be working against him now. That and he was constantly hungry, not to mention he was being held up in this room against his will! Okay so there were a lot of reasons to be angry right now, but Dipper didn't want to be angry!
No he wanted to be able to leave his room so he could find out how to handle the situation.
"Here's your pickles baby!" Bill said as he brought in several jars of pickles.
"Well it's about time!" Light yelled. "We're starving here!"
Bill resisted the urge to blow up, most of Earth realm was conquered by now with only a few unmarks on the run. Of course this only meant he had no excuse to run away and take a break!
Sure he was happy about the pregnancy, to have heirs to his throne had been one of the things he always wanted. But to be ordered around as a common slave, waiting on someone hand and foot; well it was exhausting!
'I need an excuse to break away.' He thought as he gave Dipper a gentle kiss. All these emotional mood swings of his was driving him crazy.
"Boss!" Teeth exclaimed breaking into the room.
"BACK, BEAST BACK!" Yuko said running after him.
"No one is to pass!" Magenta agreed, "And that means you!"
"But boss Mabel was captured!" Teeth exclaimed trying to get by the two.
"What!" Dipper jumped out of, bed only to fall to the floor.
"Baby you're still weak." Bill said helping him back under the covers.
"But I want to see her!" Dipper demanded. He had to tell her, about the babies; he needed her help…to save them.
'Why would she help us?' We betrayed her!' Light reminded him.
Tears began to form in his eyes, he had felt nothing towards his sister before that much was true, but the innocence of his unborn children seemed to have drawn his humanity out of the darkness.
Even if it was just for a moment…
He still wanted vengeance, he still wanted Bill to pay; but he wanted their children to be spared. Which meant he'd need someone to take care of them while he and Bill were stuck in the Nightmare Realm.
He needed Mable…
"I want to see her!" he demanded.
"When you're stronger I promise!" Bill vowed. "But for now let me handle this."
"Don't kill her!" Dipper demanded.
Bill froze.
"I know we fought." Dipper said. "But I want them to know her." He said through tears. "I want her to be a part of this family."
"Of course you do." Bill agreed. "And I offered her a place by our sides."
"You did?" Dipper asked surprised.
"Of course I know how much she means to you, but Shooting Star doesn't believe in our grand vision!" Bill exclaimed.
"I know." Dipper said with a sigh. "I still want to tell her about the babies though, maybe if she knew about them she'd want to be with us."
Bill couldn't help but smile as he took his hand. "You can tell her before you leave."
"Leave?" Dipper looked stunned.
"The book of knowledge says it's safest for an expecting Goddess to go to another dimension during the pregnancy." Bill told him. "There's not enough souls, and nurturance here for you and the rest of us. Plus you're tense because you fear for their safety, but if you go somewhere where you're the only demon, you won't feel suffocated." Bill explained. "You'll be able to relax, and be at ease."
"So we're leaving?" Dipper said.
"No you're leaving." Bill said. "Apparently Goddess have a bad habit of sapping all the energy from their spouse during the pregnancy. Luckily distance helps."
'So we're going to a whole different dimension?' Light thought. 'Without the preying eyes of Bill! This is perfect!'
'It is?' Dipper asked.
'Uh Earth to King!' Light yelled. 'Our plans to get stronger than our jerky husband can finally get started.'
'But what about the babies!' Dipper exclaimed.
'I got that covered.' Light said, than he turned to Bill. "So this book of Knowledge told you all this?"
"Oh yeah." Bill said pulling out the book. "You just ask if questions and the answers form on these blank pages."
"Can we use that?" Dipper asked seeing where Light was going with this. "You know so we can ask it what to expect with two little godlings running around."
"Whoa I didn't even think of that." Bill said as he just handed the book over to Dipper without another thought.
'He actually trusts us.' Dipper thought in amazement. 'We're actually beating him at his own game.'
"Godlings haven't been born in trillions of years." Bill went on. "Of course no one would know the first thing about them, but maybe the book will know. Let me know what you find." He said giving Dipper another kiss. "In another day are two you'll be strong again, and then you can talk to Shooting Star I promise."
Dipper kissed him back deeply, before pulling away. "Okay I love you Bill."
"Love you too baby, see you around dinner." Bill said pulling away. "I've got some new unmarks to address."
"Bill?" Dipper began.
"I know no senseless killing." Bill said. "And don't worry I'll talk to Shooting Star."
"Okay." Dipper said settling down in the bed with his book in hand.
"Yuko, you and Magenta will get Pine Tree food, or souls if he needs it." Bill ordered the underlings.
"Yes Master Cipher." The two said with a bow.
"And as for you!" Bill turned to Teeth with a sinister look in his eyes. "I ordered no one to come up here!" Teeth fell to his knees in fear.
"You could have waited to address me about this!" Bill hissed. "So if I hear one word about you talking about my offspring I will tear you limb from limb. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"
Teeth nodded fearfully. "Yes Boss."
"GOOD NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" Bill screamed.
Teeth rushed out of the room as fast as his feet could carry him.
"Good now that pest shouldn't bother you any more baby." Bill told Dipper.
Dipper couldn't help but smile. "Getting a little over protective now aren't we?"
"Yeah Bill, you sure you can handle us being a whole dimension away from you?" Light teased.
"What?" Bill laughed it off. "I am not being over protective! Besides you won't be alone Yuko, and Magenta will be with you." Bill assured them. "Now you stay here in this nice and safe room, and do your research on the babies."
Dipper and Light smiled widely as the demon took his leave, Bill was being over protective, and for some reason Dipper found that fact absolutely adorable.
"Hey King focus!" Light snapped him back to reality. "We have work to do!"
Dipper nodded and opened the book, Light was right;
It was time to get to work!
(Back to Mabel…)
She had to admit that she wasn't surprise to see him…
Mabel tried her best not to roll her eyes as Bill Cipher appeared before her cell.
She and the other's had been separated into their own individual cells, the cells were inside a dungeon that was connected to some king=d of giant gladiator arena. Mabel could only guess that this is where the games would be taking place.
"What do you want Bill!" She snapped.
"Shooting Star no need to be cross." Bill chuckled. "I'm only here to see if you've changed your mind-"
"NO!" Mabel yelled.
"Oh." Bill looked almost sad. "Well this won't make Pine Tree very happy." He said. "You know he begged me not to hurt you. He's very sorry about how things played out."
Mabel couldn't help but feel relieved. 'Dipper was sorry, he begged Bill not to hurt me.' She couldn't help but feel hopeful by those words.
Why?
Because that sounded like the Dipper she knew. Her Dipper!
"He really said that?" she asked.
Bill nodded. "He wants you to be by his side like you use too, heck he even wants to share the good news with you."
"The Good news?" Mabel asked.
"Oh no I won't ruin the surprise." Bill said. "Pine Tree will come see you tomorrow, and tell you then."
"Why can't I see him now?" Mabel exclaimed.
"Pine Tree is a little under the weather today." Bill said. "But don't be worried, he'll be fine come tomorrow."
Usually Mabel would find it hard to believe the demons words, but this time was different. This time she could tell he wasn't lying. "Okay I'll wait for Dipper to come see me tomorrow." She said.
"Good Pine Tree will be pleased to hear it!" Bill exclaimed. "But you still have to decide Shooting Star." He warned. "The next time I ask you to join us it will be your last chance, so choose wisely."
"What about the others?" Mabel asked.
"They will get their chance too!" Bill assured her, "Now I've got some work to do. You know conquering worlds and stuff!"
Mabel watched him disappear wondering what big news Dipper had to tell her, and what she could possibly say to make him come back to her for good.
(Following Bill…)
Finally all his enemies were where they belonged,
Bill could help but laugh, everything was going his way, and it was about to get better. "Gather around boys!" he ordered and several demons in the area surrounded him. "Yes boss?" Keyhole asked.
"This Realm is ours!" Bill said "And by Morning light the rest of the Third dimension will be ours as well. But I say why wait?"
"What do you mean Sire?" A diamond shape demon asked.
"Pyronica and the others can finish conquering the rest of this dimension on their own." Bill said. "Since they have been loyal to me from the beginning they deserve their own worlds to rule."
"But what about me?" Keyhole asked.
"Except you keyhole." Bill said. "I want you by my side."
"But Teeth…" Keyhole began.
"Teeth has disobeyed a direct order from me for the last time!" Bill snapped. "I gave him a little more power than the rest of you, and he abused it. It's one thing to act better than your fellow lower demons, but to act better than me and think you don't have to follow my rules." Bill paused. "Well… let's just say he's lucky to be alive right now. Of course I won't have that problem with you will I Keyhole?"
Keyhole bowed before his God. "No boss."
"Good please me and you'll get better than a whole world to yourself." Bill promised him. "Please me, and a whole dimension shall bow to you as their king."
"A king that will always bow to you, Boss." Keyhole said shakenly.
Bill smiled. "Now that's how a right hand man is supposed to act!" he praised. "Now listen up men! I say we take on our next dimension now. Who's with me?"
"Yeah!" the demons shouted their agreement.
"But where to Boss?" Keyhole asked.
"I want to put my abilities to the ultimate test." Bill said. "So why not the Fifth dimension?"
The demons gasped.
"But boss the Time Giants Live there." One of the demons squeaked.
"Have you forgotten that I beat Time Baby, before I was even a God?" Bill asked. "His much older siblings should be just as easy to terminate now that I have limitless power!"
But even with Bill reasoning everyone still looked unsure.
"Listen!" Bill yelled. "For too long demon kind has coward before the Time Giants, well I say no more! We are demons, we do not cower! No, others cower before us! Now who's ready to show those stupid Time Giants whose boss?"
"Yeah!" The demons shouted.
"Then follow me my merry band of misfits, and let's go tear another dimension apart!" Bill declared as he used his claws to slice open another rift.
The demons flooded into it, and Bill took the lead happily ready to spread his chaos into another unsuspecting world!
Chapter End Notes
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