WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE TWENTY FIFTH EDITION OF MY KICK-ASS STORY, KNOWN BY MANY AS: THE BATTLE CATS: X! BASED KFF OF THE HIT MOBILE GAME. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS MASTERPIECE.
Over in Monaco, The Battle Act find themselves preparing to take down The Enemies on the battlefield. Bob is lifting home made weights from sticks and rocks. He is looking around the rural areas of Monaco as he does so. Cat and Tank Cat are assisting each other with sit ups. Axe Cat is stretching. Gross Cat is doing pull ups against a tree. Cow Cat is running with rocks on his back. Bird Cat is carrying sticks as he flies in the air. Fish Cat is doing push ups, with Lizard Cat doing the very same on top of him. Titan Cat is supervising everyone do their thing while sitting down. But before long, Bean Cats come out and share some pretty important news with the others.
Bean Cat R: Guys! We have found a good supply of abandoned Cat Food nearby.
Tank Cat: Really!? You found Cat Food? Give me some please. he rushes towards them in hopes of getting The Cat Food
Cat: HEY! What about our exercise? You can't just abandon me in favor of Cat Food, you know my paws go flying the second I attempt a sit up. he tries to do a sit up, but his paws go flying up But that Cat Food looks highly delectable.
Axe Cat: Did you say there was Cat Food? he drops his axe Cow Cat, watch Matilda there!
Cow Cat: Hmph! I'm not doing that, buddy. he continues his running process
Gross Cat: Hey, watch where you're going! his long legs whack against Cow Cat as he runs into them Agh, God damn it.
Bird Cat: People nowadays are so childish, but I am feeling a bit hungry! he lowers himself down
Lizard Cat: Cat Food, eh? Well, don't mind if I do! he jumps off Fish Cat, to his distraction
Fish Cat: Oi! You put me off, I lost count thanks to you! he grumbles as he resumes his push up process BUT I WANT ALL OF THAT CAT FOOD!
Bob: Why are they so obsessed with Cat Food? It is literally just food, I had it before, doesn't taste THAT good. he mutters as he continues lifting his weights
Titan Cat: Despite being a Cat myself, I have to agree with you on that one. I never understood the appeal, and I doubt I ever will. he stretches on his seat Come on now, stop acting like such douches and get your heads in the game.
Cat: with his mouth full I would say the same, but this Cat Food is SO good!
Fish Cat: with 20 whole tins in his mouth Please can we wait five more minutes until we fight off these enemies? he crushes them all as he eats the giant mess of stew and metal
Axe Cat: Aw come on! Save some for me you fucking glutton... he pokes him in the mouth, causing him to gag and shiver
Bean Cat L: Did we commit a war crime giving them this Cat Food?
Titan Cat: No, you didn't. They just really love the food, you know? I can't help what they think of the treat, all I can do is watch. he turns to them HEY THAT STUFF IS MONETARY TOO, SAVE SOME OTHERWISE WE'LL GO BROKE!
Gross Cat: We literally have a million saved up for spending on items!
Bob: he's in disbelief and drops his weight One Million!? You guys are rich as hell.
Titan Cat: Actually, that is not the case! I did a thorough check of the Cat Food we have. We have 995,672 Cat Food tins saved up. So 4,328 tins will be needed to bring it back to the big Mil'.
Bean Cats simultaneously: Fine! We'll bring the rest to the Giant Safe. they bring the Cat Food supply away
Lizard Cat: You're no fun. I hate having a room with you. he snarls as he bashes his head into Titan Cat
Titan Cat: I'm sorry, who was the one who let you sleep in their room? he grabs his head as he squirms in his grip
Lizard Cat: he huffs loudly before glaring into his eyes You did... Titan Cat drops him to the floor
Cat: Okay everyone! Now that we don't have any Cat Food to eat, the only thing we can do is go after the enemies and attack them with style! Who's in with me? he looks at everyone with optimism
Tank Cat: I don't remember the last time everyone was back into the business, so let's get going! We don't want to lose against these enemies.
Cow Cat: Yeah, are we all ready, or shall we wait on the Bean Cats to come back.
Axe Cat: Eh, MeowMeow will come to us at any second now. Be patient fellas. he smirks as everyone glares at him in confusion What? That's their alias!
Gross Cat: What kind of alias is "MeowMeow"? I know I heard of it before, but it just feels so unnatural to call more than one being that alias.
Bean Cats simultaneously: It's a really good alias! How dare you! they pounce on his face, causing him to go down
Gross Cat: Sorry... Okay, let's get going. We're going to kick their asses so hard to the point where they'll mix up Monaco with Morocco!
All of The Battle Act make their way inside of The Cat Base. And for those who don't know what Monaco is, it is a micro nation off the South East of France. It is also the most densely populated country in existence, with more than 489 people per square kilometer. Which is highly impressive statistics if you ask me.
Bird Cat: Now, we must be careful around here. Anyone could attack at any moment. We must not act impulsively based on instinct. Prepare for the worst, so we can easily counter attack anything that comes at us.
Bob: Isso parece muito fácil. Confiem em mim. (That sounds very easy. Trust me) Okay, who's going in there? he looks at the Enemy Base ahead of them
Cat: Well, I'm sure we can manage a way to get inside. Am I right? he smirks as he steps outside
Opposite of The Cat Base is no other than The Enemy Base! It is a stereotypical Monegasque base based off of Circuit de Monaco. Which is a circuit used for races such as The Formula One Monaco Grand Prix. And even the treasure being based upon Cruisers, which are a type of race car most often used in Formula One racing. It was really made with effort, considering it's made from wood.
Cow Cat: I believe I should sign up for a racing competition! I got the speed, I got the agility, I got it all!
Titan Cat: But do you have the durability to withstand such an impact?
Cow Cat: Well, maybe? he shrugs as he concludes that he is not aware of his durability
Bob: Hey, if anybody needs me, I'm going to check out these motherfuckers over in the enemy base. They're probably spewing the funniest shit ever. Um momento. (One moment) he flicks his toothpick as he checks out the enemies inside the enemy base
Inside, all of the enemies are talking about random stuff that happened in their lives. Especially Doge, Snache, Those Guys, and Baa Baa, who have not been on last mission. And even a lot before it for a few of them. Eventually, they all begin to simmer down.
Snache: I guess we're back to fighting these motherfuckers. Just what I needed...he scoffs as he continues applying his water colors
Doge: I'm just going to say this, I don't remember the last time I was fighting these guys. I heard they got Titan Cat back, and now I'm scared.
That Guy C: I can't wait to see Titan Cat again! He is so cool the last time I fought him.
That Guy B: If only he was there right in front of us as we speak. He is such a legend for a Battle Cat. That's for sure.
Baa Baa: I made chicken casserole. Is anyone hungry? he stares at everyone
Gory: I'll have some of that! he grins as he charges towards the chicken casserole
Hippoe: Ooh, I'll have some chicken casserole too! they cackle as they run towards the sheep and grabs some
That Guy A: Hey! Spare some for me! I'm a small stickman with a big appetite you know? he giggles as he eats some of it
Doge: What's with you and your obsession over chicken casserole? he looks at Baa Baa with pure confusion and denial
Baa Baa: It is good stuff to eat. It tastes nice. Do you want some chicken casserole straight out of the microwave?
Doge: Okay, I'm trying some of it. ONLY some of it now, like, a pinch of it. he takes a bite out of the chicken casserole Damn, this shit is actually good, what the fuck.
Snache: There's no way you're obsessing over chicken casserole like a douchebag. he giggles as he finishes painting himself
Doge: Piss off, Snache, I'm hungry. he continues eating his serving of casserole
Hippoe: Everybody, let's try and prioritize getting rid of these enemies outside now! They have changed dramatically ever since they got rid of Sir Seal. I thought I would let you guys know that.
Jackie Peng: he came out of the shower Hello fellow combatants! Jackie Peng was just moisturizing his feathers. What the hell is everyone waffling about? he stares at everyone in confusion and grins
Snache: The usual...anything! Like seriously, apart from the fighting, I can't predict what any of these motherfuckers will say next.
That Guy A: That is because you are busy painting yourself! And also, you say unpredictable shit too. You just never realize it.
Snache: Oh please, I always know what comes out of my mouth. Vomit or words that make perfect sense.
Doge: That's crazy...he cackles as he climbs on top of Hippoe Okay, Hippoe, tally ho!
Hippoe: Get the fuck off of me right now. Or you will get bitten by yours truly.
Jackie Peng: JACKIE PENG IS LEAVING! Bye bye. he slams the door behind him, all of the other enemies follow after him
Every enemy par Baa Baa simultaneously: WAIT!! Where are you going!?
Baa Baa: Wait.
Jackie Peng: To take down the Battle Act once and for all!
Doge: Come on Hippoe, you heard the Penguin, LET'S GET A MOVE ON! he whacks his legs as if he's riding a horse that refuses to move
Hippoe: I don't have the time for any of this. they kick a stone away from their feet as they look at the enemies ahead What's up, Cats and Bob?
Bob: Well, look right here. It's the enemies, all ready to kick some ass. But little do these fuckers realize, is that they're going to be wiped clean! And I'm good, how are you?
Titan Cat: They clearly refused to come out and fight us, if not Jackie Peng came out and caused everyone to follow him! he grins as he cracks his knuckles
Gross Cat: I'm just going to say this. Why the hell is Doge riding Hippoe like they're a horse? he can't help but cackle at the scene, to Doge's annoyance and Hippoe's embarrassment HAHAHAHAH! I can't breathe. I think I just got asthma from this alone!
Cat: Wait, really!? he pushes himself forward as he sees in disbelief, right in front of him is Doge and Hippoe, like jockey and horse Doge, why are you doing this?
Doge: I guess I wanted to look cool. he smirks Don't you think?
Cat: It looks funny...he giggles away and cackles loudly I COULDN'T EVEN SAY IT WAS FUNNY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
Doge: Aw, fuck you two! It took me a lot of effort to get onto Hippoe.
Hippoe: You just used the chair next to me t- gets interrupted by Doge
Doge: I SAID IT TOOK ME A LOT OF EFFORT TO ACCOMPLISH! he stomps on their head Now, where were we? Oh right... I finished what I was saying.
Cat: Yeah... but I'll tell you this. It's great to see you back, I genuinely missed you, fighting against you, and just...your personality in general.
Doge: he stares blankly at Cat Oh, heh, thanks Cat. he tries to play it cool with a grin, but fails miserably as he completely goes bashful
Hippoe: Get off me, you actual idiot! they tilt their back so Doge slides off Can we all start this battle?
Gory: Right. Everyone, prepare to take them down! Win or lose, soon enough, we'd deal as much damage to them as we possibly could've!
Baa Baa: Charge. everyone stares at Baa Baa in confusion, he just stares at them back before repeating himself Charge.
The Battle begins! Those Guys all swarm around Titan Cat and try to take him down. Fish Cat is right there alongside him, attempting to get rid of them before they could do any harm. But Those Guys still manage to attack him and slap the hell out of the poor guy. Titan Cat just glares at them all.
That Guy B: I got your nose! he wriggles his tiny stick fingers If you want it, you have to go find it.
Titan Cat: he sighs heavily Is it in your hand? he stares at him in disbelief
That Guy C: Go on, get your nose, get your nose back!
Fish Cat: I actually want to see this in action! Don't mind me going full on bystander mode,
Titan Cat: Don't just stand there, help me out for once. he grumbles as he takes in Those Guys' bullshit They're really annoying.
That Guy A: Give him his nose, give him his nose! he shakes That Guy B in impatience
That Guy B: Okay, here is your nose! he punches Titan Cat in the face, he barely reacts and only flinches Uh oh...
Titan Cat: "Uh Oh" indeed...he grabs That Guy B's wrist and crushes it in his fist, before slamming him to the ground, breaking his spine in the process
That Guy B: AGH! MY BACK... he cowers in pain
Fish Cat: WOO-HOO! TITAN CAT IS NUMBER ONE, BABY! he points at Titan Cat
Titan Cat: Yeah, I suppose it is only fair for people to have high opinions on me. After all I just ruined That Guy's potential chance as a fighter.
Fish Cat: impersonating Titan Cat "Yeah, I suppose it is only fair". Can you be more optimistic than that?
Titan Cat: Oh, fuck off you man child. he draws a fist to his face Now as for you two for supporting him in the attack to my nose.
That Guy A: No, I didn't, you big dummy! All I did was say that he should do it! I didn't support it at all.
Titan Cat: That is the exact definition of supporting an attack. he glares at him Now time to die. he sends a punch right into his face, causing him to go unconscious from the impact
That Guy B: You punished him worse than me! And I'm the one who sent the punch.
Titan Cat: I'll leave Fish Cat finish you off, you'll see what he can do to you. he grins, before sending a deadly punch to That Guy C, he also goes unconscious from the hit
That Guy B: W-What!? What are you talking about? he looks behind him to see Fish Cat, staring him down
Fish Cat: Fish and Chips, what a combo! he cackles loudly before biting down That Guy B into his mouth
That Guy B: LET ME OUT! AND DON'T COMPARE ME TO THE UK NAME VARIANT OF FRENCH FRIES! I'm not Pigge, chips are deep fried flakes. Fish and FRIES have al-...ally-...a lot-... a litter nation! IT'S A LITTER NATION, NOW LET ME OUT! he bangs on the walls of Fish Cat's mouth
Fish Cat: I knew England was a litter filled nation, but you didn't have to show them that level of disrespect now... he cackles loudly
Titan Cat: he bashes the head of Fish Cat, causing him to spit out That Guy B You literal spastic, he meant alliteration! But he's just even more of an idiot to the point where he's unable to pronounce alliteration.
That Guy B: Eww...I'm covered in drool! No wonder Doge hated the experience so much.
Fish Cat: Oh...HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! he bashes into That Guy B in the head, causing him to go unconscious and bleed out from his head
Titan Cat: Now, let's find someone else to deal with. Before they can do much damage to others.
Meanwhile, someplace else, Lizard Cat and Bird Cat are facing against Snache in a battle. Snache bites into Lizard Cat's tail, causing it to leave a bite mark and to spew out blood. Bird Cat attempts to defend Lizard Cat by pouncing right onto Snache, causing his left eye to blacken out, and for his jaw to bleed.
Snache: he coughs up some blood Ugh...my lips are all busted up! I'll totally get my revenge on you two!
Lizard Cat: I didn't even do anything. Be quiet with your bullshit for once, I beg you!
Snache: Well, I suppose you were flirt-baiting me. Which was really insulting.
Bird Cat: Oh, I believe I have remembrance of that event! He was not flirting with you at all.
Lizard Cat: Yeah man, I'm not into snakes. Keep that in mind.
Snache: I'M NOT INTO LIZARDS EITHER, BUT IT'S OFFENSIVE WHEN SOMEONE FAKE-FLIRTS OR FLIRT BAITS YOU!
Bird Cat: I believe I should be reading a good book in the sky...away from here.
Lizard Cat: Jesus, I'm sorry! Is that what you wanted, a damn apology, well you got one! Plus, you never considered it flirting!
Snache: I KNOW THAT! But still, since you apologized, that's good news! But I'm still going to kill you either way.
Lizard Cat: Not if I do this! he fires an ember right into Snache's face, causing it to blister and spew blood
Snache: AGH! MY FACE IS BURNING INTO SHIT! Someone put it out. he rubs his face with his tail
Bird Cat: Ah, greetings again! I heard it has all cooled down so I decided to return and... he looks as the scene of Snache's face being burned Oh my goodness no.
Lizard Cat: Heh, I believe I put him in a fiery situation. Don't you think?
Snache: I'LL BURN BIRD CAT WITH THIS FIRE! he charges right into Bird Cat
Bird Cat: Oh no you don't! he swoops in and pounces Snache away from him, causing him to bruise up dramatically and go unconscious Take that!
Lizard Cat: Hey, not bad for someone who doesn't like fighting!
Bird Cat: Oh no, I admire fighting! It just gets my wings all damaged and I become unable to fly. Simple really.
Lizard Cat: Yeah, yeah, now. The question is: Where do we go now? That's another person down. Only God knows where the hell anyone else is.
Elsewhere, Cat and Doge are fighting one another. Cat bites down onto Doge's ears, causing them to bleed out and crumple. While Doge responds by sending an attack by biting into Cat's waistline, causing it to leave a mark and bleed. The two are making sure that they will beat the shit out of the other.
Doge: My ears! Nah, you are so going to get your ass handed to you for that. he smirks as he tends to his injuries
Cat: I highly doubt it, I am far superior to you in fighting! I can easily beat the shit out of you if I wanted. he giggles as he stares into Doge before biting him
Doge: Get the fuck off of me you bitch. he whacks Cat across the head as they continue fighting
Cat: Well, I'll get Bob over here and he can easily assault you into nothingness! he scratches Doge's cheek And it'll hurt.
Doge: Oh shit...there's no way you'd actually call Bob over here, right? You must be joking, no? he seems to be mortified by the idea of Bob coming over and attacking him I have no shot against him!
Cat: That's what makes this fun! he looks out for Bob Oh, Bob~! There's someone I want you to beat the shit out of. he smirks as he looks at Doge
Bob: he rushes towards Cat, he was slashed by Jackie Peng, had a bruise on his torso by Baa Baa and beat in the face by Gory Hey there Cat, what's up? You want me to gang up on anyone?
Doge: Don't do it man, I'll pay you if you were to leave me alive! You can trust me, I'm loyal with my payment. he whimpers as he stares at Bob
Bob: Don't worry, the most I'd do is a single blow to your face. Anything more might end up being a permanent injury, I don't want that. he sniggers as he looks at Doge Now, what shall I do to him, Cat?
Cat: Hmm, what about, a kick to the face? He'd love that. he gently grabs Doge's cheek, to his despair
Doge: At least it isn't a kick to anywhere else...he sighs as he looks at Cat and Bob
Bob: Claro! (Of course!) I'll easily beat the shit out of this wuss, otherwise my name isn't Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy! he proceeds to kick Doge in the face, causing his nose to bleed out, and his right eye to blacken
Doge: Yeah...that definitely hurt a lot... he sighs in despair
Cat: he giggles as he holds Doge Get humbled so bad, little doggy! he throws him down again
Elsewhere, Tank Cat and Bean Cats are all taking on Hippoe. Bean Cats start their attack by pouncing and flattening Hippoe, causing their head to bruise up and for their jaw to bleed out. Tank Cat joins in by head butting Hippoe right into the ground. They end up glaring at the Cats as they charge into them and bite down into Tank Cat, causing his abdomen to crush and bleed out.
Hippoe: Hah! You two are left stranded with no where to go! I bit Tank Cat, now I am left to attacking these Cats. they chuckle as they ready themselves
Tank Cat: he coughs some blood as he glares at Hippoe Oh, don't you even think about going after them, you crazy hippo! They are my friends, and they are really nice people with potential trauma from Sir Seal.
Bean Cat L: Tank Cat...we got this, really! There is no need to stand up for us.
Tank Cat: No, I am a damage soaker, I can maintain the damage I receive! So I can easily do this for you at any moment of the day! he beams brightly Because you guys need as much protection as possible, and if you ever need to turn to me for anything, I'll be here for you. he walks towards Hippoe
Hippoe: HAH! Are you coming after me for revenge? I'd love to see you try that, buddy. they cackle Come at me, Tanky!
Tank Cat: Of course, I will be more than happy to protect them whenever they need it. Bean Cats, stay behind me and attack when it's open. Okay?
Bean Cat R: You got it! I'll be ready to send a good attack right into them. he smirks as he prepares to bounce on Hippoe
Tank Cat: Alright, let's do this then, shall we? he looks back and nods at Bean Cats
Tank Cat rushes into Hippoe and head butts them in the face, causing them to bruise up in the head. He then proceeds to slam into Hippoe, causing his neck to bleed out and his abdomen to scar from the floor. Bean Cats follow suit by bash in into their stomach, causing them to bleed from their throats. Hippoe attempts to bite down into Bean Cats, but their bean pod manages to protect them from impact.
Bean Cat R: Jokes on you, Hippoe! You are unaware of our bean pod being able to protect us from any damage, and you're far too slow to reach behind the pod to attack us! he giggles away
Hippoe: Okay, since you believe you're such a smartass, I'll just go by your logic and I'll just simply attack you in favor of the Pod.
Hippoe jumps onto the pod and attempts to flatten the Bean Cats, but they get away in time before they could be literally murdered! The dodging causes Hippoe's feet to land on the floor! Causing them to bleed out from the severe impact of it all. They seem to be too sore to move.
Tank Cat: Wow! How did you even manage that!? That was amazing! he smirks at the sight
Bean Cat L: We just dodged, that's all we did! he giggles as he watches Hippoe in pain
Hippoe: YOU BASTARDS! I'll get you for fucking up my feet, I hope you realize that. they grumble under their breath
Tank Cat: Well, how shall we finish them off? We need a good method of taking them down, otherwise they'll come back at us and beat us to death! he gasps in fear
Bean Cats simultaneously: SLAM DOWN ONTO HIPPOE TOGETHER!
Tank Cat: Ooh, so, you're saying we should all just rush in and slam right into Hippoe so they can't get us? This just might work. They might even go unconscious! Heheh.
Hippoe: Oh shit...I believe I have lost already, haven't I? they stare into them in defeat Just, get it over with!
Tank Cat: EEE! I'm so excited to do it. Come on now, let's go ahead and finish them off before they can do us any more harm.
Bean Cat L: Yeah! Let us show them they can't mess with us.
Bean Cat R: It's time to show them hell, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
All three of them bash into Hippoe and pin them down to the ground! They go unconscious within seconds and they lay there on the floor. Tank Cat giggles away at the sight of Hippoe.
Bean Cats simultaneously: WOW, Tank Cat, you are so cool!
Tank Cat: he giggles away and blushes Well...I do what I can...come on now, let's go find the others before we let our friends get defeated.
Elsewhere, Axe Cat is going up against Jackie Peng. He grabs his axe and slashes his axe against his torso, causing him to bleed out and have a deep cut on his chest. Jackie Peng responds by slamming his wing into Axe Cat, causing him to bleed from his forehead. He glares at Jackie Peng and prepares to get his axe ready.
Axe Cat: Matilda is designed to kill off any motherfucker it touches!
Jackie Peng: Then how come Jackie Peng is not dead yet? You absolute buffoon! he smirks as he charges right into him
Axe Cat: Because I was going easy on you! I hope you understand what I mean.
Jackie Peng: he cackles away Good luck with that, buddy. he prepares to attack Axe Cat once again JACKIE PENG WILL NOT GO EASY ON YOU!
Axe Cat: Alright, bring it on, you fucking bastard. he smirks as he equips his axe I'm ready whenever you are.
The two of them clash into one another once again. Not holding back as they clash into one another at high power! Jackie Peng whacks his wing against Axe Cat's face, causing his left eye to blacken and swell up. And Axe Cat responds by slashing his axe against his underbelly, causing him to bleed out and grab it in pain. Axe Cat duels his axe out in preparation to finish him off.
Axe Cat: So, any last words before I bring you your ultimate demise?
Jackie Peng: Watch CHOP KICK PENGUIN: 4 once it releases!
Axe Cat: Heh, alright fine, I guess I could make room for that the second it goes public. he grins before adjusting his blood stained eye plating
Axe Cat bashes his axe into Jackie Peng's head, causing it to spew out blood. Jackie Peng falls on the floor unconsciously, as he is left there to bleed out. Axe Cat grins cockily as he sees the condition Jackie Peng is in.
Axe Cat: Ah, look at that, the Penguin is laying down unconsciously on the floor! How sweet is that? he withdraws his axe as he begins walking away
Cow Cat and Gory are bashing into each other at insanely fast rates. Gory bashes his fists into Cow Cat's head, causing it to bruise up and swell. Since Gory and Cow Cat are the fastest on either team in this battle, they run into each other and attack one another with powerful moves. Cow Cat bashes his horns into Gory's abdomen, stabbing it and pushing him down.
Gory: he coughs up some blood Hah, not bad for someone who can't even perform area attacks! Heh, against a single enemy, you are decent at most.
Cow Cat: Well, you know what? I'm taking that as a compliment, buckaroo. You sure know how to compliment someone, Gory.
Gory: Well, I suppose you could say that. he grins before pounding his fists But just so you know, you're mine, and I'm going to murder you.
Cow Cat: I'm not scared of your mug, bring it in, Gory. he charges right into Gory and pounces into his chest, causing it to bruise up and crack his rib cage
Gory: AGH! I'm going to get you for that... come here you motherfucker! he pounds his fists into his head, causing him to bleed out from the impact
Cow Cat: Are you seriously going to do me like that? Pathetic. I have an idea which you'd never expect me to think of.
Gory: he groans weakly from the injuries Oh yeah? What's that supposed to be? he grins as he slowly walks up to Cow Cat and smirks
Cow Cat: RUNNING AWAY! he sprints away from Gory at a very quick pace
Gory: Get back here! he charges after Cow Cat Are you chickening out? he pounces at Cow Cat
Cow Cat: Nope, I was thinking of a smart way of getting rid of you! he runs to the side, causing Gory to land on the Monegasque Base, causing it to collapse and for the Inferior, Normal, and Superior Cruiser treasure variants to go flying out
Gory: AGH! You genius bastard! You are so going to get your ass handed to you! he snarls as he manages to get up
Cow Cat: Oh, no you don't! he slams the Superior Cruiser into Gory's head, knocking him out cold Hah, now you're done with.
Cow Cat grabs the Inferior, Normal, and Superior Cruisers back over to the Cat Base. Everyone watches and seem relieved that the battle is over and done with...or is it?
Baa Baa: You forgot about me. he stands there, everyone seems frightened
Bob: OH GOD DAMN IT, why the fuck didn't Baa Baa do anything? he flicks his toothpick and groans in annoyance
Lizard Cat: I swear Baa Baa is always ghosting on the battlefield, it's actually not even funny at this point! he grumbles as he approaches Baa Baa Hey there Baa Baa.
Baa Baa: Hello Lizard Cat.he turns to him and stares blankly at him
Lizard Cat: he smirks as he wraps his tail around him How about this...you g- gets interrupted by Bob as he sends a jab to Baa Baa's face, causing him to go unconscious
Bob: I'm not letting you do your shit on that dweeb. Ele pode ir se foder! (He can go fuck himself!)
Doge: Holy shit... he seems traumatized, as he is the only one left to fend for himself against the Cats
Cat: I can't believe Baa Baa just went down like that! he stares in disbelief
Baa Baa: No. I am still here. he coughs up come blood Would you like some chicken casserole?
Bob: You know what? Fine, I'll take some. he takes a portion of the food and eats it Damn, Why is this so good!? I could eat this on a daily basis man.
Baa Baa: Thanks. he puts away the chicken casserole Would you like to h- Bob punches him cold, he falls to the floor unconscious
Bob: Sorry but not sorry. I had to make sure he didn't tell those annoying ass jokes.
Titan Cat: he's impersonating Baa Baa "This is the moment where you laugh." That kind of reminder is absolutely wild. Being honest here, I'd rather end up wasted on the spot than listen to his jokes.
Fish Cat: Hey, I believe his jokes are funny! You all just don't have taste!
Doge: His jokes are decent...he stands up and coughs some blood I'm afraid I must leave, and go off to the next location! Which I'm afraid isn't yours. I know, you guys will miss me. Heh.
Cat: Yeah, I'm going to miss you. he hugs Doge tightly, to everyone's confusion WHAT? It's okay to hug your opponent. he stammers as he walks away, hiding his face in embarrassment
Bob: Alright, we beat your ass as per usual, so I suppose we must be leaving now! So, goodbye, Doge. Take care.
Doge: Oh, see you Bob, thanks again for not beating the shit out of me, and only beating me up. he giggles as he makes his way to his next location
Doge walks away with the giant heap of Enemies and goes away. The Battle Act make their way inside The Cat Base and begin to tend their injuries and talk about the battles they had against the enemies. It was an action packed day with a lot of drama and mystery. The Cats begin to watch Formula One racing on their television.
Tank Cat: Who knew racing was a massive passion here in Monaco? he smirks as he continues watching the TV
Titan Cat: Eh, this kind of stuff is always found on television. Yet it never bores me... he drinks some beer as he continues watching
Bob: Say, where are we going to next? And who will we be facing?
Cat: Okay! Let's see...we will be heading to Spain tomorrow to try and obtain the Passion treasures? Huh...I wonder what that'll look like. But we'll be facing;...he gasps Sir Seal, and an unknown enemy! So we'll be facing your first opponent of the Senior Tier of the Authorial Association!
Bob: Eh, I can take it, it is not like they're stronger than us or anything! I'm pretty sure we can handle it. What do you think?
Tank Cat: I think we can all do it! It is going to be quite a fun journey...
Bean Cat R: It will be! Let's all get ready for bed...he yawns I'm sleepy.
And so, they all make their way to bed, concluding a day of kick-ass action. They managed to take on a lot of enemies easily now that they have everyone. It only takes every member to put in there all in order for things to go their way. It is only a matter of time before we see them take on Sir Seal and the unknown enemy over in Spain. But for now, let's root for them and hope they win!
TO BE CONTINUED
Phew, another episode DONE! I have been doing it for quite a while now. We have no new characters or themes, so I went for unique dialog and settings! I also tried to add a lot of personality and chemistry between the characters. Because what's a story without decent plot? Am I right? This was really fun to write up and I hope you all enjoyed what I had to offer.
Stay tuned for the next edition coming very soon!
The Battle Cats (2014) and its respective characters and features are all owned by Ponos Corporation.
The character Bob is owned by me, however feel free to use him without profit, just as long as you credit the owner.
This fiction is 100% unofficial and can be considered as fan-made!