Total Drama Grand World Tour by OrganicNLAJohnny
Chapter 1: Walk Like an Egyptian Part 1
"Season three of Total Drama, folks!" Chris McLean greeted the audience with a big grin, standing on the runway of an airport. "The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea! Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a three-ring traveling teen freakshow!" Chris points to a rinky dinky bus that had just arrived on the runway right next to him. Once it had parked, the engine sputtered and the door opened. "They'll be competing around the globe for another million dollars! So! Let's meet our players!"
One by one, the contestants came off the bus, smiling for the camera and waving, winking, looking/pointing coolly at it, or blowing kisses.
"Courtney!"
"Duncan!"
"Heather!"
"Gwen!"
"Leshawna!"
The first five contestants filed off. Heather stopped suddenly, causing Gwen to walk into her ponytail, making Leshawna glare at the raven head.
"Argh!" she grunted. Heather smirked. "Are there reserved seats? Because I want one that's not behind Heather's pony-hair ponytail!"
"Um, my extensions are human hair!" Heather snapped.
"Ya learn somethin' new, every day!" Duncan quipped. Heather fumed. Gwen snickered and cast a smile at Duncan, who returned it. A look of worry crossed Courtney's face before she leered jealously at the goth girl and the delinquent. The two had just gotten back together after their messy break-up in between seasons.
Chris ignored the commotion and continued the introductions.
"Lindsay!"
"Sadie!"
"Trent!"
"Owen!"
"DJ!"
"Harold!
Lindsay and Sadie got off the bus, blowing kisses to the audience and Trent followed behind the duo with a chill smile, waving, and carrying his guitar in his other arm, but Owen refused to leave the bus. He stood in the doorway, clogging up the exit.
"Hey! Ow! Hey!" Owen grunted as DJ attempted to shove him out of the way.
"Guys?" Chris inquired, unable to see the struggle. Eventually, DJ wrapped his arms around Owen's shoulders and carried him off the bus.
"Sweet strawberry preserves! No!" Owen screamed, terrified.
"He's afraid of flying, remember?" DJ explained sympathetically.
"Aerophobia! From the Latin!" Harold pointed out proudly. "As opposed to Aeronausiphobia, the fear of air-sickness!"
"Keep up all the fascinating factoids and I'm going to aero-nauseate all over you!" Noah threatened.
"And returning fan favorites from Season One!" Chris announced.
"Noah!"
"Cody!"
"Eva!"
"And-" Chris starts before getting interrupted by Ezekiel, with the latter saying, "Yo, yo, yo!, This year's winner is in the house! Er, runway! So where's the plane, eh?"
"I know, right? Let's fly! Woo!" Izzy said as she jumped onto Zeke's shoulders.
"Watch out!" he quickly says as they both fall over.
"Yup, Izzy's back! Also returning this season, Tyler! And the co-host of Total Drama Aftermath, Bridgette!" Chris said. Tyler posed with a smile as he walked out, while Bridgette waved, but the clumsy duo tripped and fell on top of Ezekiel and Izzy.
"Returning from last season, Justin!" Chris remarks! Justin smiled at the camera before almost tripping on the pile below him but managing to get around the pile.
"Yo, Chris, you forgot to introduce me," Ezekiel reminds him.
Chris sighs before saying, "And Ezekiel." Ezekiel smiles after this response.
"And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we've added two new competitors! He's an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and the amazing ability to charm the pants off of most species, Alejandro!" Chris said excitedly.
An eighteen-year-old who is of Hispanic descent with a perfectly sculpted chest and arms came off the bus. He had green eyes and long brown hair. He wore a red shirt, a cow skull necklace, and aviator sunglasses.
"Perhaps I can assist?" Alejandro said with a dashing smile as he walked out and helped Bridgette and Izzy to their feet.
"Wowie," Izzy said.
"I-I have a boyfriend!" Bridgette said.
"And amigos, please, allow me," Alejandro said as he helped up Zeke and Tyler.
"Wow, eh," Ezekiel said.
"I-I like girls!" Tyler said quickly in response.
"And she's a sugar-addicted superfan with 16 Total Drama blogs, Sierra!" Chris said.
"OH MY GOSH! I LOVE YOU GUYS!" she shouted. "AND THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE AND-!" Sierra began wheezing up and down as she was so excited. "Anyone has a paper bag I can breathe into?!" She glances at Cody before quickly darting her attention away shyly.
—-
Just then, everyone heard the jumbo jet drive over and make all sorts of sounds that no plane should ever make.
"Woah!" Justin said in disbelief and Trent stood beside him with his mouth agape.
"This can't be real," Duncan quipped.
"Excuse me, but I'd like to express some concerns about the safety of our plane," Courtney said with Duncan glancing at her.
"Relax, it's perfectly safe!" Chris said as a panel fell off the side, letting some rodents run out, "Now boarding!"
Tyler walks over to Leshawna, commenting, "This is nothing for the reality shows we did."
"Yeah!," the sister with 'tude replied, "Remember when we had to go skydiving back home? Ain't nothing this booty as luscious as an apple can't go up against you feel me." Tyler laughed at this response and the two high-fived.
"No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations! Call a cab! Call my mom! No, I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical!" Owen began shouting before Chris walked over and whacked Owen with a frying pan, "Mommy…."
"Anybody else got a problem with it!?" Chris asked with an annoyed look.
"No!" Cody said.
"Love it!" Lindsay added.
"No problem here!" Sadie quickly chimes in.
"Dibs on the window seat!" Bridgette called out.
"Now, boarding on a voyage to a million big ones! We're saving you a first-class seat for all the action right here on Total… Drama… World Tour!" Chris said in a singing voice.
"Seriously?" Duncan states with a deadpan face.
-Theme Song-
Cut to everyone following Chris into the dining hall, "So are we really going be singing, I thought Chris was joking about that?" Gwen asked.
"Oh absolutely, we will be singing in perfect harmony!" Noah sarcastically replies.
"Well, I don't have a problem with it," Courtney said.
"I also don't mind one bit!" Trent added in a cool manner.
"Yeah, because you two like singing!" Leshawna said.
"Well, I don't! Girls sing, little birdies sing, Duncans do not sing!" Duncan said.
"Think I'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked.
"I'll beat you if you try," Duncan threatens
Eva says out of annoyance, "This can't be real."
"Why are you doing this to us!?" Heather asks out of frustration.
"Singing reality shows are huge, and the worse the singing, the higher the ratings! Which is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, rehearsals, or warnings!" Chris said as everyone together minus Courtney and Trent collectively scoffed and had a look of "You have got to be kidding me with this".
Izzy, Eva, and Noah shared a look of annoyance with the news.
"Anywho, this is the dining area, where you'll enjoy inflight meals!" Chris eagerly says, wanting to continue from the complaints.
The dining area was nothing crazy to look at. It was a dark interior with only two tables and no actual seats. Alternatively, there were aluminum trash cans, wooden crates, and wooden stumps used as chairs to sit on.
Alejandro gave a charming smile at Bridgette which the latter blushed too and Trent asked, "Is this plane safe?"
Courtney follows after him, asking "And is Chef licensed to fly and cook."
Ezekiel was about to speak but Chris interrupted hastily saying "Zip it and let me finish the tour so we can get this bird in flight!".
"Is there a restroom?" Leshawna asked.
"Just through there!" said Chris, pointing over his shoulder with a big grin on his face.
"Good! 'Cause I gotta make a deposit!" Leshawna stated confidently.
Confessional: Leshawna
Walks into the restroom and almost unzips her pants before noticing the camera and saying, "There's a camera in the potty AGAIN?! Ugh, can't a sister get a little privacy on this program!?"
End Confessional
While Leshawna was having her bathroom break, Chris took everyone else farther back on the plane. This section was pretty bland to look at, as there were wooden benches with seatbelts on the walls, along with overhead compartments.
"The losing teams of each challenge will enjoy these luxurious economy accommodations!" Chris announced with a grin.
"Are there more than two teams?" Sadie inquired.
"Yep, this year there will be three teams!" Chris announced as the cast looked around.
"Okay, but where are our beds?" Lindsay asked.
"Yeah, I'm wondering how we will sleep," Courtney adds with Sadie nodding next to her.
"Just look at Owen." Chris points out. Owen, still unconscious, was strapped to the wall via a safety harness.
"That does not look comfortable!" Heather grumbled.
"Nope! There will be no comfort for losers!" Chris teased. "There's an emergency exit over there but no comfort here, there, or anywhere!"
Sierra gave off a fake laugh.
"Oh-em-gee, Chris! I am just l-oh-l!" she gushed.
"We should hit the winners' compartment!" Ezekiel suggested. "'Cause I ain't never gonna sit back here! Ha! Never!"
"Is 'never' also your policy on mouthwash, homeschool?" Noah says snarkily, plugging his nose and waving away Ezekiel's breath. A few people chuckled as Ezekiel checked his breath.
As everyone walked into the first classroom with fancier and actual seats, Chris explained as everyone walked around the room, "This is the first-class cabin, the domain of each week's winners."
Everyone talked amongst themselves at the luxury they were seeing as the first class.
Trent sat down in a reclining chair with Justin sitting down in the chair next to him, and as he reclined said, "I can get used to this life man."
Bridgette chimes in at the bar saying, "Yeah, Geoff would love to be here right now."
Now, this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve!" Alejandro said to Lindsay with a charming smile.
"They get ladies in First Class too?!" Lindsay thought for a second. "Oh! Me! You meant me!" she smiled and blushed.
DJ and Tyler were watching, with the former being impressed. Tyler on the other hand looked sad with one other contestant looking annoyed.
"That guy is as smooth as Mama's gravy!" DJ boasts.
"Lindsay's supposed to like me!" Tyler whined.
"Nobody can compete with gravy!" DJ commented.
"Lindsay! I can do a handspring!" Tyler called. He tried to hop onto his hands but tripped over his shoelaces. He fell on his face and grunted.
Eva walked by the clumsy jock saying "Get over yourself."
"Oh my gosh!" Lindsay winced sympathetically. "Poor… what's his name again? Oh right! Alejandro!"
"That's my name."
"And what a nice name it is! Alejandro! Alejandro! I could say it all day!" Lindsay gushed.
"Please do," said Alejandro, flattered. Lindsay blushed even more and nervously laughed. At the back of the cabin, Heather scowled at the new boy.
Confessional: Heather with Chef driving the Plane
."I can see right through that guy. Y'know, this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet." Heather said with the camera zooms out to show her in the pilot area.
"Maybe for you, I'm trying to prep for a flight here!" Chef yells
"Hello, I'm venting? Shh! Anyway, the new guy is so transparent, so fake, so-"
"Deliciously seductive?"
"That is exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say!"
"Pretty good-looking guy to boot. I'm just saying."
"Ugh, forget this!"
Confessional ends
Confessional: Justin
"What is it that everyone sees in that new guy? He wouldn't last a day in my modeling agencies."
Confessional Ends
Chris brings everyone to a fancier room, "Woah, where are we now? A grand piano, a wood-burning pizza oven, a four-person hot tub with an LED light show, and dancing waters!?" Cody said excitedly.
Sierra talks to Courtney next to her and is in awe. "Wow, he sure knows a lot about hot tubs."
"This is awesome!" Bridgette ecstatically states as she eyes the hot tub, reminiscing when she and Geoff made out in one.
"How do I win this? My fair Leshawna loves a hot tub," Harold wondered.
"Easy, tiger! These are my quarters, and they're off-limits! Clear?" Chris asked.
"Crystal." Harold sighed.
"So why bother showing them off, man?" Justin asked.
"I like to brag!" Chris replied.
"Should've guessed that," Trent replied.
"Oh Chris, I heart your limits!" Sierra said standing next to her inspiration
Confessional: Heather
"Anyway, with everyone still hating me and Ale-whatever looking like a real threat, my only strategic option is to make friends with the new girl. But pretending to like that is gonna be hard *shudder*. I do not heart the new girl!"
Confessional ends
Chris then says in the dining area, "And that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold and galley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later when I 'accidentally' lock you in them."
Suddenly, there was a bump and Bridgette jumped, landing in Alejandro's lap, "Señorita, are you okay?" he quickly said.
"Is the earth moving?" Bridgette asked dreamily with Sadie chuckling next to her.
"Nope, we are! Woo!" Izzy chimes in and jumps on top of Justin, causing them both to fall over.
"20 minutes in and my face is already ruined," Justin cried.
Noah and Eva shared a look of confusion at the redhead and Justin gave her a look of frustration as they both got back up.
"One more thing! I'm sure you remember a little something called the Elimination Ceremony. Takes place right in there, my friends!" Chris said.
"If you don't receive a ticket to the next country, you will be forced to take the Drop of Shame!" Chris said in a room with a flowery curtain and a plane door.
Courtney then remarks, "Wait, so this means that we are jumping out of a plane, is that even legal?"
"It's exactly what it means." Chris cheerfully says as everyone has worried looks on their faces.
Sometime later while the plane was in the air with everyone sitting in the dining hall.
"Every second we're getting closer to adventure. And further from Mama." DJ said sadly.
Sadie then said shortly, "I miss Katie." with Bridgette patting her back empathetically.
Sierra then looks at Izzy, asking "Why aren't you afraid of flying."
"What are you even talking about," Justin says.
Sierra looked appalled. "Season one, episode seven? Phobia Factor? In that episode, Izzy says that she has a fear of airplanes! Right after Owen states and claims his fear of flying! Hello?"
She then turns her attention over to someone, "Hi Cody."
Cody who is oblivious to Sierra tries hitting on Gwen saying "Hey Gwen, you look pretty."
Gwen looking awkward says "Thanks." before chatting along with Duncan, the camera shows Courtney glaring, Sierra looking down in sadness, and Cody having a worried look.
Confessional: Courtney
"I've always wanted to sing on reality TV!" the CIT remarks with excitement.
Confessional ends
Right at this moment, everyone heard a bell sound as the lights went off. A light showed Chris in a tux pull-in doing a Michael Jackson pose, "Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time! So, let's hear it!" he said.
"But what are we supposed to sing?" Courtney asked.
"You have to make it up as you go. Wouldn't be challenging otherwise, now would it?" Chris replies as everyone begins getting ready to stand up.
Come Fly with Us Begins (Skip to the end of the bold (next bold) to skim the song):
Courtney: Up!
Courtney and Sadie: Up!
Courtney, Sadie, and Sierra: Up!
Courtney, Sadie, Lindsay, and Sierra: Up!
Courtney looked confident and the others were nervous.
Trent: Sing!
Trent and Harold: Sing!
Trent, DJ, and Harold: Sing!
Trent, DJ, Harold, and Tyler: Sing!
Trent looked confident and the others were weary.
Bridgette, Courtney, Heather, Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsay, Sadie, and Sierra: We're flying.
Alejandro, Cody, DJ, Harold, Justin, Ezekiel, Trent, Noah, and Tyler: And singing.
Everyone (except Duncan, Eva, Gwen, and Owen): We're flying and we're singing!
Cut to Sierra pushing a trolley with Cody in it.
Sierra: Come fly with us!
Cody and Sierra: Come fly with us!
Now to Izzy in a compartment with Eva looking above.
Izzy: We've got a lot 'of crazy tunes to bust! Haha! Cmon Eva
Eva: I hate singing.
Cut to first class.
Bridgette: Come fly with us!
Bridgette and Sadie: Come fly with us!
Alejandro: It's a pleasure, an honor, and a must.
Alejandro comes in with a smirk and takes their hand, causing the girls to blush.
Trent: Come Fly with Us
Justin and Trent (with smiles on their faces): Come Fly with Us
Back to the dining hall
Duncan: Dudes, this is messed up. You're singing in a plane.
Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane. Ah!
Gwen: Yeah, but, guys, you're singing on TV!
Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!
DJ: Come fly with us!
DJ and Leshawna: Come fly with us!
Cut to the pilot area.
Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing!?
Chef Hatchet: I try.
Noah and Owen looking out a window
Noah: Come fly with us! Come die with us!
Owen: We're flying?! I hate flying! Stop the plane! (gets hit on the head with a frying pan, courtesy of Chris)
Cut back to the dining hall where Duncan and Gwen are.
Cody, DJ, Heather, Eva, and Sierra: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!
Duncan and Gwen: No!
Chris: Does anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because to escape instant elimination-
Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show! (Receiving a glare from Chris)
Courtney: Duncan, do it! Let's go!
Cody: Gwen, sing it! Don't go!
Gwen: Well, I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Courtney: Duncan, come on! Please?
Duncan: This sucks!
Everyone (except Duncan and Owen): Yeah!
End Come Fly With Us (Skip End here)
Chef's voice came over the PA system, "Enough singing, fruitcakes! Strap yourselves in. We are now beginning our descent into Egypt! Musical numbers are the worst idea ever. Chris is such an idi- hey, why's the PA light still on? Ah, sh-"
"We'll be right back," Chris said with a scowl.
Confessional: Trent
"Last season, I wasn't myself to the point that I wanted to get branded. I'm more focused than ever for this season compared to the last two. Since then, I've been working on my music career. I had some shows and I even played on stage. As for now, I'm going to keep my head on straight."
Confessional Ends
The camera cuts to the cast and hosts standing next to a pyramid in Egypt as two interns carry Chris out, who was wearing a Pharoh outfit, "You guys ready for a little fun? Wow, it's a scorcher out here, huh? I call today's challenge Pyramid Over Under!" he said.
"An eleven-hour flight, Chef's inflight cooking, a forced musical number, and now we've got a challenge!?" Leshawna said.
Eva scowled, "It's about time some action is going to happen."
Chris states with a smile, "Don't you just love this game."
After Chris guided the contestants to the starting line, Harold feeling heated up said: "It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven!"
"It might help if you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato!" Leshawna said with her attention on an aluminum hat on Harold's head.
"Aluminum foil means the aliens can't reach your brains. It's a real problem in this area." Harold said before Chris rang a gong.
"Man, that's satisfying!" Chris says before asking. "Alright, Pyramid Over Under means you choose how you'll get to the finish line, either over or under the pyramid, got it?" Chris asked as everyone agreed, "Ready… set… go!"
Everybody took off. Tyler, Lindsay, Bridgette, Alejandro, Duncan, Gwen, and Courtney all decided against going under while everyone else ran inside.
"Oh great, our friendly neighborhood host dude failed to mention there were different paths," Noah said as everyone stared outside the three different doors.
"Hey Sierra, which way do you think we should go?" Heather asked.
"Me? Uh…." Sierra trailed off.
"How do we know which way is right?" Owen asked.
"I know! Okay, I saw this in a spy movie once, you lick your finger and hold it up to find the airflow!" Izzy said before licking her finger, "This sand really crunches in your teeth. Fun! Okay, DJ, give me your hand!"
"Don't do it, DJ! You might catch a case of crazy! C'mon, you guys!" Leshawna said as she, Sadie, Ezekiel, Harold, and DJ walked down the door that was in the middle.
"Oh! Let's take the scary mummy door! Let's fan out!" Izzy said as she ran in, with Noah, Justin, Owen, and Eva following close behind.
"Guess we're taking the last door, then," Trent said as he, Sierra, Cody, and Heather ran through the third door.
Back outside of the pyramid, where Tyler, Bridgette, and Lindsay were looking above, "Is it too late to go under instead?" Tyler asked.
"Alejandro's doing okay. He is like the super cutest mountain goat in the world!" Lindsay swooned as she watched Alejandro jump up each step before hopping back down.
"Wait, I can be a goat!" Tyler quickly said in response but sadly ignored.
"May I be of assistance, ladies?" Alejandro said before picking up the two blond girls.
"Wait! Lindsay! I'm a goat! Baah!" Tyler said.
The camera moves over to the power couple. "Rock climbing was the team building challenge when I was a C.I.T. If Tiffany Priselbuesky hadn't been such a lousy partner, I'd have won."
"I always said people named Tiffany were overrated," Duncan joked.
"Mock all you like, Duncan, but my superior belay skills are going to assure our victory," Courtney snapped.
Hey, Gwen!" Duncan called. "You goin' over, too?!"
Gwen was currently up five levels and was struggling to make up to the sixth.
"Working on it, Duncan!" she called back.
"I think Gwen could use a hand," Duncan suggested.
"Fine." Courtney groaned. "But only because a three-person belay is stronger!"
Meanwhile, back in the pyramid…
Confessional: Noah
"Last time I was on this show, I had no allies and got out rather quickly. This time I won't make the same mistake again."
Confessional End
Just then, they ran into a pile of wraps, "Ooh, look! We're in the nurse's office!" Izzy said.
"It's a pyramid, not a high school," Noah said.
"Costume party! Mummy me!" Izzy said as she tossed the wraps to the others, who all sighed.
Eva looked around before asking, "Where's pretty boy, wasnt he just with us?"
The camera then pans over to Justin by some mirror checking himself out, before cutting back to Izzy and her crew.
Confessional: Justin
"Yeah, I look cute as always, unlike someone," the model sneers while looking at his mirror.
Confessional Ends
Noah straightened himself before asking, "Let's make an alliance. Just to keep us safe and for us to all potentially make the final four."
The other three looked at each other before Noah continued off pointing at Eva, Owen, and a mummified Izzy respectively, "With our… unique set of skills, we can control this entire game especially as we will most likely be on the same team."
"Let's call this E-scope alliance!" Izzy chants in excitement and high-fiving Owen. She then planted a kiss on the blond boy's cheek. The latter then runs over and gives Noah a crushing hug.
"Sure, whatever keeps me in the game," Eva responded.
The camera cuts back to Justin modeling himself before noticing that the group he was with was missing. He runs off after them.
Soon after we see Heather, Sierra, Trent, and Cody walking through the third door before the camera pans over to Alejandro carrying both Bridgette and Lindsay on his shoulders.
"Guys, wait up!" Tyler yelled out at the trio, only to get stung by a scorpion and scream before tumbling and jumbling, hitting every single step on the way down.
Cutting to Heather, Cody, Trent, and Sierra, they looked frustrated and felt as if they were in a maze.
Sierra stepped on a pressure plate, causing the wall to open up. Heather gasped and tackled Sierra to the ground as several spears shot out of the wall, barely missing the two. Cody and Trent were agape.
"Whoops! Sorry, Heather!" Sierra apologized. Heather was sorely tempted to go off on her about almost getting her killed, which nobody would blame her for.
"Honest mistake!" she states instead. "Coulda happened to anyone!"
This caused Sierra to smile and Trent to be impressed at the resolution.
Cut to Leshawna, Harold, Ezekiel, Sadie, and DJ running, only for DJ to notice a bunch of mummified animals one of which, "That's a real dog! Poor little guy."
"DJ, we do not have time to cry over a stuffed dog!" Leshawna said.
"Yeah," Sadie starts saying. "We shouldn't be here for so long."
"Hey there, little buddy. Wish I had a biscuit to give ya." he said as he petted it, causing it to crumble, "What did I do!? What did I do!?" he cried out.
Just then, they heard rumbling, "I don't know, but it doesn't sound good!" Ezekiel exclaims.
Just then, scarabs started to fall, "Scarabs! Run!" Harold yelled as they all ran as fast as they could.
Later on from above, Duncan was starting to get annoyed, because the two girls had started bickering every step of the way instead of concentrating on getting to the top.
"And your form is appalling!" Courtney criticized.
"Gee, thanks, Courtney! I was just wondering about that!" Gwen grunted sarcastically.
"You know, you're only here because I'm feeling nice today!"
"Wow! This is you being nice?! My sympathies!"
"Are you hearing this, Duncan?!" Courtney warned. "You're not gonna let her get away with that, are you?"
Duncan sighed at the two bickering.
Going back to Noah and his crew, Justin was seen running back out to join the four. However, one was missing.
"Hopefully, I didn't get any bruises," Justin says worriedly.
"About time you find us. Hey, where's Izzy? Izzy!? Izzy!?" Owen yelled out as she wasn't there with them.
"Sorry, but we've gotta go. You know Izzy, she'll be fine." Eva said.
"Yeah, she's crazy enough always to find a way." Justin retorts.
"Ah, poor Iz!" Owen said.
"Poor Iz? She kept insisting we go in circles because she 'smelled something lucky.'" Noah said.
"Oh, I think that might've been my fault. Airplane food." Owen said. Eva stopped in her tracks to see a throne of Cleopatra.
Confessional: Eva
"I love Cleopatra and how she ruled Egypt!" the kickboxer starts before realizing herself. "I mean, whatever."
Confessional Ends
Cutting to Alejandro and the two blondies.
"It's too steep for me to carry you down!" Alejandro said.
"There must be an easier way," Bridgette asked.
Bridgette noticed two signs next to them, "I'm a surfer! We can surf!" she said as she began to wrestle the signs out of the ground.
"Me too!" Tyler said as he finally reached the top, only to be smacked in the face by the bottom of the sign and sent tumbling down the pyramid, thus causing everyone to wince at the poor jock.
Soon after, DJ, Leshawna, Harold, Zeke, and Sadie came running out of the pyramid and all four crossed the finish line.
"Good work, guys!" Chris complimented.
"We're first?" the teddy bear panted. "We're first!"
"Go stand behind the number one!" Chris commanded.
"In Egyptian, it's 'Wahid!'" Harold corrected. Chris stared with an awkward pause for 5 seconds with the ginger looking down.
The camera cuts to Sierra, Heather, Trent, and Cody screaming as they run from what they thought was a mummy, but was actually Izzy.
"Ooh, guys! How about another musical number? A pyramid's just a triangle, with room inside, I would be awesome, as Frankenstein's Bride!" Izzy said with glee.
Next, Alejandro, Lindsay, and Bridgette all surfed down the pyramid while cheering and reached the bottom.
"That was awesome!" Bridgette said with Lindsay cutely giggling.
"Ladies, please, after you!" Alejandro said as he let the girls run forward and join the first team. Alejandro was about to join them, only to be stopped by Chris.
"Not so fast! This season, three teams! Bridgette, and Lindsay round our team one. Alejandro, you're on team two!" Chris said.
"In Egyptian, it's athnan!" Harold corrected again.
"If it's any consolation, you do get-" Chris began as Tyler tumbled down the pyramid over the finish line.
"Uh, Tyler, was it?" Alejandro asked.
"Yup!" Chris excitedly says. "And you also get-"
Owen, Noah, and Justin all ran out of the pyramid with Eva calmly walking behind them.
As Izzy dressed as a mummy and walked out, Noah hid behind Owen and screamed.
"Congratulations," Chris said.
"That's… wonderful!" Alejandro said with a fake smile.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Que mucho" -Swears in Spanish- "Incompedente" -Swears more in Spanish-
End Confessional
Just then, Trent, Heather, Cody, and Sierra ran out of the pyramid.
"Congrats! You four, go and join team 3," Chris said.
"Three teams?!" Heather, Trent, and Cody exclaimed.
"Talata, or three!" Harold quips.
"Zip it, Harold!" Chris snapped.
"Awesome, I'm going to add this to my blog!" Sierra says excitedly.
"Where's Gwen," Trent asked.
"I'm telling you, we need to untie!" Gwen yelled as everyone else with Chris looked up to see the commotion.
"And I'm telling you it's unsafe! What if one of us falls!?" Courtney asked.
"Then we'll all fall! It's better if-"
"Oh, kids!" Chris yelled through a megaphone as the musical bell rang, "Recognize that sound? Time for whoever's not finished yet to give us a little musical reprise!"
"You said one song per episode!" Duncan barked.
"Yeah, and this is a reprise, not a new song, so if you don't sing, you're out! Now let's hear it!" Chris reminds.
At this, Duncan had enough of all the crap Chris did over the last few seasons, "You know what!? No!" he yelled as he marched down, dragging Courtney and Gwen with him, both of those girls giving him an annoyed look. "No, No, No, no, no, no, no!"
"Three hours of these two squawking on this stupid pyramid in this stupid heat yet you want me to sing!? Forget it!" Duncan yelled.
"Dude, you have a contract!" Chris reminds him.
"Eat it, McLean! If you need me, I'll be on the plane waiting for a ride home because I'm out! Done! I quit!" Duncan said as he cut the top with his pocket knife. Everyone gasped. The delinquent then turned his heel back to the plane with the CIT and goth girl hanging their heads in sadness.
"Duncan, please reconsider this." The CIT started, but it was no use. Meanwhile, Cody went over to Gwen and offered a hand to her.
"Hi! Looks like we're teammates again!" he says while the camera gives a weird angle.
Confessional: Cody
"Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, and then you get to buy them a pop and listen and… Well, they still won't go out with you, but you get to buy them a pop!"
End Confessional
The first team was made up of Ezekiel, Harold, Leshawna, DJ, Lindsay, Bridgette, and Sadie.
The second squad consisted of Alejandro, Noah, Owen, Eva, Izzy, Justin, and Tyler.
The final team had Cody, Heather, Trent, Gwen, Sierra, and Courtney.
Chris clapped before saying, "Okay teams, talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name. You have three minutes while I enjoy this ice cream cone."
The commotion could be heard from all of the teams, with names such as "Team Number One," "Team Nile," and "Team Powerhouse" being listened to. Eventually, one team spoke up.
Team 1 had already come up with their team's name, "Team Victory!"
Team 3 quickly says shortly after, "Team Amazon!"
In the meantime, Team 2 was debating amongst themselves,
Sierra comes over and says, "Got it! Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot!"
"What!?" they all asked.
"Alright, best team name ever! And here are your rewards! Team Amazon, you win a camel, which an intern brings over thus leaving the team agape.
Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Hot-" Chris started to say.
I think there were only four really's." Alejandro said.
"-you win a goat!" Chris said as the goat rammed into Tyler thus sending the jock flying, "And Team Victory, you get a stick!"
"So the guys who came in last get a camel and we get a small stick!?" Leshawna complained.
"All will be explained if I feel like it, next time, right here on Total Drama Worrrrrld Tour!" Chris sang as he looks directly at the camera, signing off the episode.
So there we have it for the first chapter of Total Drama Grand World Tour! First of all, thanks for reading the story. Okay, so a lot is the same for canon for Chapter One but there will be a lot more changes and differing storylines in this story. This first elimination will be a complete shocker and I am considering doing dynamic duos/trios to give off more interactions. Noah has made the first alliance named Team Escope. Sierra will have a few "tweaks" to her character and her obsession with Cody. Duncan's ending is canon for this story. Will he return?
As for the new four added contestants, I chose Trent due to his musician status and a need for redemption after Action, Justin for full closure with him and to return with his band mates, Eva for a special twist, and Sadie to show more to her character and she needs more positively, after her stint in Island. Sadie went mute in Island sadly. "B-but Lindsay wasn't in RR." EXACTLY. Also, notice how many people always are quick to bring up Katie in dodgeball, but never Sadie for facing her fear…
I wasn't sure how to fit Geoff into this season, to be honest, and I wanted to have Bridgette shine on her own. Beth and Katie, I didn't have any room to include them here.
Let me know what things you would love to see for this fic and feel free to leave a comment on your thoughts, positive and negative! Major shout out to u/King_3DDD on Reddit and check out their rewrites!
And no, Duncan quitting doesn't count as the first elimination as he never had the drop of shame. You might also notice Sierra's character in a few chapters...
The idea of this story is a rewrite of World Tour as I am not the biggest fan of the story. I decided to keep all the original contestants in canon, but I decided to add four more: the musicians Trent, Justin, Eva, and Sadie! If you like, please mark it as a favorite or leave a review with your thoughts. That helps me to stay motivated and keep writing. Thanks for reading and I hope you like it!