Zeepijeet crawled out from under some drift wood, looked right through the fourth wall, into your eyes, and said, "Don't bother reading this. It's unfortunately not worth your time."

~ A/N: Sorry for the spoof update. I couldn't help myself XD. However, once again, I've returned to this story! :) I actually started rewriting it and while I've kept the basis of the story, it's currently being edited and I'll be updating the chapters today and later in the week :D So some of the beginning chapters will be similar to what was there originally, while later on they'll be a bit different. Thank you to everyone who has stayed on with this story despite it having been so long! And, of course, thank you, to any new readers who have graced this story, I hope you enjoy it.