Good Goddesses
Ch 2: The Night Flasher!
Uni and Uzume were at the chief's office. Rei placed a file down on her desk. "Girls, I told you a thousand times. This is only a decent expsoure. Stop treating this-"
"Freak." Uzume cut Rei off.
"Naked Harbinger of death!?" Uni said.
"Arfoire's vagina?"
"No dammit! You're just getting distracted by a petty pervert-"
"The Night Flasher!" Uzume again cuts her boss off.
"Stop calling her the night flasher alright? We got all kinds of cases that we can work on. Drug Rings, gangs...murder."
"You say Potato." Said Uni.
"What?" Rei was confused by Uni's words.
"And I say, stop talking about potatoes chief! We got bad guys to kill! Boom!"
"Pow!" Uni and Uzume do the hand bump together.
"I don't trust you out there. You're reckless. I had to let a well known playboy gang member walk this morning, because a certain detective, wanted to get a little oral fun time before she could make the arrest!" Rei yelled at Uzume.
"I am who I am, chief." Uzume replied.
"That's it. You're off the case. Both of you!:
"AWWWW DAMN!" Uni and Uzume got mad and smack the wall.
"I'm handing the case over to Compa." Rei told the two Goddesses.
"WHAT!?" Uzume yelled out in shock. She pushes everything off of Rei's desk.
"You got to be kidding me chief! Compa!?" Uni took her sunglasses off and glared at Rei.
"The Rookie!?" Uzume leans by the wall, folding her arms.
"We're out on the streets busting our butts for this country. We bleed for the badge...if you're gonna hand over the case to a rookie? Then here's my gun and here's my badge." Uni puts her gun down and her Goddess badge down also on the table. Uzume does the same. "I'm a good Goddess chief."
"She's a good Goddess chief!" Uzume repeated.
"Nepgear almost died trying to bring the Night Flasher to justice." Uni puts her sunglasses back on as she said that.
"You're the one that shot her." Said the chief.
"What happened to you Chief?" Nepgear asked. She was in a hospital outfit and in a wheelchair at the corner of the room.
"Nepgear what are you doing here? You should be in a hospital!" Rei told her.
"I don't abandoned partners WHO WERE JUST TRYING TO DO THEIR JOB!" Nepgear cried out.
"Uni's job was not to shoot you in the heart." Rei countered Nepgear.
"Oh so I suppose it's the rookie's job then is it?" Uni growled at her boss.
"No it's nobody's job to!" Rei argued with Uni.
"The Rookie's a pathetic excuse for a Goddess!" Uzume shouted.
"Useless!" Uni shouted also.
"Arfoire's vagina!" Uzume shouted again.
"THAT'S IT! GET OUT OFF HERE ALL OF YOU! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! GET OUT!" Rei ordered them.
"Looks like we have to finish the job we started...with Nepgear." Uni sniffled.
"Hey...look at me." Uzume puts her hand on Uni's shoulder as the two look at one another. "Nepgear..." The two leaned in...to kiss.
"Ahem..." Rei clears her throat and Uzume and Uni look at her and then take their guns and badges back and bang the door on the way out.
"Arfoire's vagina." Uzume said and leaves with Uni.
"Compa..how long you been with us, they keep calling you Rookie." Rei turned to face Compa.
"About 8 years now. Yeah, I'm six months coming in behind them." She answered.
"I should've fired all three of those morons." Rei sighed.
"Oh no Chief. Got to cut them some slack. They got a lot of heart." Compa said.
"Oh shut up, rookie!" Nepgear shouted. She gets air from a device. Nepgear does the 'I'm watching you' gesture to Compa. Compa just sits there. Rei covers her face with her hands.
"They're doomed." She said to herself and groans.