Good Goddesses
Ch 6: Wire Tap Commandos
In a big white van that is parked outside of Compa's house.
"It'll be over before you know it. Nepgear won't feel a thing." Uzume said, putting on black gloves.
"I don't know if I can go through with this." Uni told her partner.
"This was your idea! We have to kill Nepgear!"
"So her family and country can get the life insurance money, I know!"
Nepgear opens the door to the van. "You girls are killing me." Uni gasps, thinking she heard the talk that Uzume and she had. "You forgot the snacks for the stakeout! Good thing I remembered the essentials. Pudding and root beer."
"You sure this is the rookie's house?" Uni asked.
"Yup. Positive." Nepgear said. Uzume grabs Nepgear by the back of her neck. "Uzume. I love you to buddy! But kind of in the middle of a job here. Think we can wrestle later?" Uzume lets go of Nepgear. "Ah." Nepgear sighed. Uzume snaps Nepgear's neck. Nepgear went down. "NEPGYA!" Nepgear yelled out and rose up, scaring Uzume.
"Ahhhh!" Uzume screamed.
Nepgear cracked her neck back in place. "That felt amazing! I had that crack in my neck for months. Thank you Uzume!" Nepgear pats her shoulder.
"The rookie!" Uni said and the three Goddesses put on headphones to listen in on the Night Flasher and her...guests. They were laughing.
"IF? What are you talking about? Your balls were all over the place today! You know, you did surprise everyone when you got it out behind that bush." Compa laughs.
"It's all in the legs Compa, Also, you gotta push your shaft in all the way to the end of the stroke." IF said as Compa gives her a drink.
"You know I always do better when I start out on a new hole. But I'm worried about the size of my wood. I feel like it has a really small head." Compa said and looked her boyfriend, Sakamoto.
They were talking about!...golf. Yes, golf. But the three girls thought otherwise.
"Oh my God!" Uni gasped.
"There's more than one." Said Uzume.
"A league?" Uni asked.
"A league of night flashers." Nepgear said and the three continue to listen in on the conversation.
"Hey, does anyone want me to clean their balls?" Sakamoto asked.
"Sweetie! That's a fantastic idea! Iffy, James, you have to let Sakamoto clean your balls. He has this wonderful grip and twist technique, I know I love it. Grip and twist- Ah! Let's show you guys! I got a pair right here!" Compa reaches into her pockets.
"I can't listen to these perverts!" Uni takes the headphones off and Nepgear also...Uzume has them one still. She gets rid of them.
"Let's get these sickos! Good thing I brought Elisha...and Nay." Uzume pulls two guns.
"No. We need to get in the mind of a night flasher, warm their trust. So we can anticipate their next move." Nepgear said to her partners.
"Are you suggesting?" Uni said.
"If we do this...we do it by the book?"
Uzume puts her guns down. All of a sudden the three Goddesses remove their clothes and enter Compa's house!
"Hello fellow flashers!" Nepgear greeted, butt naked.
"Let's get this party started!" Uzume shouted. The three gasp one they golf balls roll off the table.
"Guys? What are you doing here? Dear? Can you get my fellow coworkers some pants?" Compa stood up and her boyfriend leaves the room. "Uni you wearing a wire?"
"No." Uni said but she was wearing one. The restroom door opens and it was the chief!
"Chief?" Uzume pointed at her. Rei was shocked to see the three girls here...and naked!
"You're fired. You're off the force forever! I could kill ya! I'm gonna kill ya! GET OUT!" Rei pointed at the door.
"So this was a golf thingy?" Nepgear said. Uni and Uzume gasp.
"By the way, everyone? Nepgear is actually naked. Not us." Uni said to the 4th wall.
"That makes sense." Said Uzume.
End of chapter 6!