Famous Babies

The creator just stared down at the earth, watching as nearly a hundred kids suddenly became super entertained by Chuckie singing about sand in his pants. They were giving the babies toys and mountains of cookies and treating the stupid dance like it was the greatest thing in the world.

"…what?" he said slowly.

~An Hour Later~

"I have nothing," Melinda stated, shaking her head as she looked down at the scene.

"I tried to follow the logic but I got lost super quick," Trixie admitted, going over the script. "Also did you notice Dil just suddenly disappeared from the episode? You didn't…"

"No, no," the creator said, "he's growing as a character now so I didn't harm him. I haven't even done anything." He frowned and looked about. "Seriously, he just disappeared!"

~MC~MC~MC~

Dil frowned as he floated around limbo. He hated when this happened.

"Yeah, hopefully they remember us," Howard muttered as he floated past Dil.

~MC~MC~MC~

" Lucifer? You got an idea?"

"I want to go back to Hell," he whimpered after a moment, watching Chuckie dance again.

"No," the creator said. "I suffer you suffer. Cassie? Aria?"

"Don't look at us, we're just as confused," Cassie said.

Aria frowned. "I just… huh?"

The creator sighed. "Crowley? Crowley's boyfriend?" the Angel sputtered while Crowley smirked. "Right," the creator said, "nothing. Seriously… how did this happen? How is it that the entire park is full of incompetent people!? Why are the babies suddenly seeing this as the greatest thing ever? Why aren't the parents realizing what is going on!?"

~MC~MC~MC~

"What is going on here!?" a man in a hazmat suit screamed, running up to the gathering of babies and their parents who were watching them give up all toys and cookies. "There was a major gas leak! Did you see the warning signs?!" He pointed to several barriers Didi and the other parents had just walked around, never noticing, all of which warned of the harmful gas. "You all have to get out of here!"

"Oh my!" Didi said, pressing a hand to her head. "That explains why my mind is so muddled…" She gathered up the kids, all of them woozy and dizzy as the fumes got to them. All around other parents slowly snapped out of their daze, gathering their kids and ushering them out of the park and the waiting ambulances.

Dil suddenly popped back into existence, watching as for once he wasn't the one drooling and spitting up.

~MC~MC~MC~

"…okay, that explains it," the creator stated.