No Place Like Home
Susie frowned as she looked around Oz. Except she didn't see anything she was expecting. In fact everything looked rather normal to her. Just like her own neighborhood.
"Hey, where is the evil witch?" she said to herself.
"Oh, she's not evil," the blond creator stated, ambling up after having grabbed some candy from the Lolipop Guild. "She is a good person who was betrayed by con man who wanted to pretend that he was magical because he believed in denying the talking animals their rights. But he's gone now and with free elections she's now in charge of Oz. Elphaba? We have a guest!"
"Thank you, Mr. Chaos!" the green skinned woman said, walking up to them. Rather than wearing the standard witch garb she had on a power suit, several winged monkey Secret Servant Agents flying behind her. "And thank you for dealing with that fraud. Now we can make Oz a wonderful place."
The Strawbaby, the Twin Woodsbabies, and the Cowardly Chuckie all cheered.
"One where we have responsible, competent playing. Winged Monkeys, please put them in the playpen."
"Awwwww," the babies said as they were flown back to their playpen, joined by the Great and Powerful Dil.
"That's it?" Susie complained to the creator.
"Hey, the show didn't put too much effort into this. Phil and Lil just were in a trash can, Chuckie was himself, and Tommy had some straw in his diaper that disappeared after a minute. Watch, I can do better!"
The babies all 'ooooo' and 'aaahhh'ed as Phil and Lil became covered in tin foil and paper tubes, Tommy got a flannel shirt and hat and more straw, and Chuckie a lion Halloween costume.
"But you are still staying in the playpen!"
The babies all pouted.
Susie frowned. "Still, this seems like a kind of lazy and disappointing adventure."
Mr. Chaos laughed, patting her on the shoulder. "Yeah… it sure was."
