Acorn Nuts and Diapey Butts Special
The creator frowned. "What is with Didi putting Dil in-"
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"Poopie?" Dil said nervously.
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"-outfits? He looks like marijuana."
"Honestly it would explain half the things the parents try to do," Lucifer commented.
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Dil sighed in relief.
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Stu smiled as he looked over his newest toy, a game where babies had to pick apples and put them in buckets only for the buckets to suck them back onto the toy tree. After seeing how much the kids had enjoyed watching them pick apples but being too little to help he'd been struck by inspiration.
But his smile fell as he looked over at Lou.
"You don't have to go, Pop," he told him. "We're going to start on the new addition in the Spring-"
"And now ya can save the money and use it for somethin' else," Lou said but not harshly. Rather his tone was very kind and patient. "Stu, you've been a good son ta me. Lettin' me stay here after your mother passed and all… but ya got a family of your own now and I don't want ta intrude no more. You'll never feel like the man of the house if I'm putzin' about. Besides, Lulu and I want to do travelin' anyway… the Winchesters have bein' askin' me ta visit ever since I stopped that there Crossroads demon and… well, ya know."
"I know but… everyone is going to miss you. Especially Tommy."
"Ain't like I won't be around!" Lou said. "I'll check in all the time!"
"Well… if you're sure…" Stu said softly.
"Son… I love you very much and I will be always grateful for being part of your life. But its time."
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"Wow…" Betty said as she looked at the twins. They couldn't even sit up in their new diapers and looked utterly miserable. "I'm sorry pups, I didn't realize how bad these would be." She looked at Didi. "Can I bum a pair off you?"
"Of course," Didi said. "Tommy has plenty."
"Well, never switchin' brands again!" Betty declared, the twins happy they were back to their old diapers.
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"I can't believe my grandpa's really leaving," Tommy said sadly, looking about his grandpa's empty room. He sat down on one of the last boxes in the room and sniffed, Chuckie trying to comfort him. "Do you think its something I did? That-"
"Aw, what's with the tears, sprout?" Lou said, walking in and finding Tommy crying softly. He picked the baby up and held him close, Didi (who the babies had forgotten was in the room) going over to Chuckie and leading him out while Lou went over to Dil, who was in his car carrier already. "I suppose its cause I'm leavin'. I know its sad but you'll like the place I'm stayin' now… it will be new and excitin'! We'll be able to do so many fun things there!"
Tommy perks up a little at that. He… did like exciting things.
"And I'm gonna have special toys just for you there! Same with Dil!" He lifted Tommy up and gave him a tickle, Tommy giggling in delight. "And hey, you and Dil will get your own rooms again! Now ya can have all your Reptar stuff back!"
That made Tommy gasp. Even after his mommy had stopped taking Reptar away he hadn't gotten all his stuff back… but now he would?
"Come on, let's go check out my new digs while your mom decorates your room! Its time for a new adventure!"
Tommy giggled. While it was sad his grandpa was leaving at least he knew he'd get to see him often!
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"Hello Chuckie," Kira said softly as she walked into the little boy's room. "Do you remember me?"
Chuckie giggled. Of course he remembered her… she was the nice lady his daddy liked to visit! She had taken Chuckie and his daddy to a park he'd never been too before and he'd played with Kimi and…
"Chuckie," Kira said as she knelt down, "we're going to be seeing a lot more of each other. I hope that's okay."
He nodded and gave her a hug. Of course it was okay! He liked her. She…
…she was what he imagined a mommy would be like.
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"Tommy! Tommy!"
"What was that?" Chuckie said nervously, woken up by the cries.
"Its just Dil," Tommy assured, getting up, Chuckie following after him. He moved down the hall only to stop when he saw his mommy coming out of her room.
"Oh, did Dil wake your sweetie?" Didi said with a yawn. "Well, your daddy will get you tucked in."
Tommy and Chuckie nodded, Didi going in to rock Dil, not understanding that Dil wasn't hungry or gassy… he just missed Tommy.
But… sometimes… even being competent didn't mean you got things right.
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"'G'anpa!" Dil cried out, upset that Lou wasn't there.
"Aw, its okay Dilly," Tommy assured him. "We're gonna see grandpa tomorrow. So today, we can have fun together!" Tommy held up the firetruck he was playing with. "Come on!"
Dil ALMOST threw the truck… before it dawned on him that Tommy was LETTING HIM PLAY WITH HIS TOYS!
He screamed in joy and Tommy giggled as he made up an adventure for them, Didi just watching with a smile.
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"Wave to everyone, Tommy!" Didi said, being smart enough to know it WASN'T a good idea to leave BABIES ALONE ON A PARADE FLOAT! Tommy giggled and waved at everyone cheering him.
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"There, that's all cleared up," Mr. Chaos stated. "Next is… Rugrats in Paris?! Aw-"
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"Poopie," Dil said slowly, glancing up at the sky.