Rugrats In Paris
"Alright," the Creator said, rolling his neck to work out the kinks. "Let's get to work. This should be an easy one to fix."
"I thought you were worried about trying to handle this movie?" Trixie asked.
"I was until I realized there was a stupidly easy solution to 99% of the problems."
~MC~MC~MC~
"Have fun in Paris, Chas," Stu said with a smile. He had driven his friend and Kira to the airport the day after the wedding, so that the newly married couple wouldn't have to worry about all the details of getting to their flight.
"We will," Chas said before kneeling down to give Chuckie yet another hug goodbye, Kimi being cuddled by Kira. "Okay, big guy, you have fun with Stu and Didi, okay? I'll be back in a week, I promise. And then we'll be taking some time off so all of us can be together as a family."
Chuckie giggled at that, not quite getting what was going on. He would miss his daddy, of course, but was used to staying with Tommy at his house.
~MC~MC~MC~
"They don't go to Paris?" Melinda said, surprised.
"Why would they?" the Creator asked. "Stu is a toy inventor… and even if he had made a robotic reptar WHY would Reptarland hire him when they have entire teams to do that? And why wasn't his ass sued for illegally using Reptar's likeness. Nope… no need to hire Stu and it is moronic to bring your babies to another country… they won't even remember what happened."
"But what about Coco?" Trixie asked.
"Oh… I have that handled too."
~MC~MC~MC~
"I'm slipping!" Coco screamed as she dangled from the scaffolding. Her fingers were slowly losing their grip on the metal. "I'm slipping! I'll… I'll see you in Hell, Cousin Cruella!"
And with that she plunged down…
…3 feet into a mud puddle.
"NOOOOO!" she wailed.
~MC~MC~MC~
"…seriously?" Lucifer asked.
"Meh, I was feeling kind."
"You really didn't want to cover this, did you?" Melinda asked.
"I hate this fucking movie."