What If They Were Competent?

by Mr. Chaos

The Stipulation: One chapter a day. 500 words or less. Every episode of Rugrats. The Challenge: What if the adults on Rugrats were actually good parents? Watched their kids? Thought ahead? DIDN'T think it was fine for babies to nearly die every 5 days? Tommy is about to have a very different life with Stu and Didi actually using their brains.

258. A Lulu of a Time

A Lulu Of A Time

"Don't worry Lou, I'll watch the kids so you and Stu and Drew can discuss how you plan to close that rift with all the kaiju coming out of it," Lulu stated.

"Alright, if ya think ya can manage 4 of'em!" Lou declared. "Its hard ta corral all those rugrats-"

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"HE SAID THE THING!" Aria cheered in Heaven

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"-all by yourself."

"Don't worry, I have help." She turned and gave a whistle.

Tommy, Kimi, Angelica, and Chuckie all turned as suddenly the kitchen door opened, revealing pure darkness… which then shifted to reveal a red eye hovering in the blackness.

"The bird of Hermes is my name…" a voice declared, cool and refined. "Eating my wings to keep me tame."

"Ya, that bloody well great," Lulu said, slipping into her normal british accent. "Now help me with the kids! And before you even THINK of doing anything bad to them remember that Angelica is already outpacing the Slayer when it comes to staking vampires."

Angelica nodded happily at that. "I sometimes collect their fangs, Mr. Alucard sir."

The King of the Vampires, stepping out and adjusting his jacket, considered the babies for a moment before looking at Lulu. "This doesn't seem like a good use of my time, my Master."

"If I say it is a good use of your time it's a good use! Lou already has taken out every monster in a 30 mile radius! Now, if you are good I might let you join me and Lou tonight."

Alucard swallowed at that and nodded, picking up a giggling Tommy and Lulu described all the things they would do… safely.