Cat Got Your Tongue
"…stop taking the babies to things they shouldn't go to!" the creator screamed from high up in the Heavens. "Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Taking the babies to a fancy party and just… letting them run wild? Do they have-"
~MC~MC~MC~
"Poo-" But Dil stopped himself. If he was ever going to get to be treated like a big baby and be able to play with Tommy he needed to stop giving into his base urges.
Sure, he still crapped his diaper but he didn't scream it.
~MC~MC~MC~
"-for brains?" The creator asked. "I mean… come on!"
"Maybe they want to celebrate with the kids?" Melinda suggested.
"Okay then…"
~MC~MC~MC~
"You know, Charlotte, you don't have to pay for all the babies to go to the Splash Zone," Stu said. The babies were being babysat by Minka and Boris so their parents could attend the party. "We'd be happy to chip in."
"Nonsense, this is something fun for Angelica to celebrate the take over. I've haven't been at home as much as I would have liked so I want to do something fun for her. And it will be so much more fun for her if Susie gets to come and I know she'll miss Tommy and his friends. She is ALWAYS talking about them."
"Want me to spice up your salad, Howard?" Lulu asked only to frown when Howard shook his head and pressed his hand to his throat. "Oh, lost your voice did you?"
"Yeah, Howie is suffering real bad," Better said, coming over and patting him on the shoulder.
"How did you lose it, anyway?" Lulu asked only to blush. "Er… I mean… Betty, how did he lose it?"
"Oh, he was hangin' out with his National Guard friends last weekend and spent too much time shouting. You know how it is."
~Last Weekend~
"YO JOE!" Howard screamed before firing on Destro. "I will NEVER let you take over this Baby Gap, Cobra! Where else would my twins get discounted socks?"
"Curse you GI Joe!" Destro declared, shaking his fist as he began to retreat. "You have foiled out plans yet again. Especially you Blowout! Come Baroness!"
The Baroness stared sadly at Howard. "What a life we could have had… curse that Betty for getting you first." She turned her head, a tear falling down her cheek. "I could have been the vaguely lesbian suburban mom…"
Duke walked up to Howard and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Well done, Blowout. You helped defeat Cobra. And now this Baby Gap will be safe." He turned to the audience. "Also, it is important to be careful allowing babies near things like shrimp. You never know if they have an allergy. Now you know."
"And knowing is half the battle!" Howard declared.
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"You really didn't want to write this chapter, did you?" Melinda said.
"My original GI Joe character is Allen "Gremlin" Lothrop," the creator said happily.