New York, 2013
JARVIS
Sir. I hope you don't mind my getting your attention in this unusual manner.
TONY
You're texting me JARVIS?
JARVIS
Under the circumstances, I thought it the most appropriate communication method.
TONY
JARVIS my friend
I did not invent you to be the most sophisticated AI yet on the planet to peck things out over SMS
JARVIS
I do understand that, sir.
TONY
Then why not just talk to me like a civilized robot?
Why must you make me read things?
Do I not have enough of the world on my shoulders already
JARVIS
I do sympathize, sir. But I thought it best on this occasion for discretion's sake.
Given I must point out that your fly is down.
TONY
Ah
Excellent point
Carry on then
JARVIS
Not to worry, sir.
In future, I shall announce it to the room as you prefer.