New York, 2013
BRUCE BANNER
TO ALL IT MAY CONCERN
I TELL YOU:
SMASH
TONY STARK
Haha what
BRUCE BANNER
HULK SMASH
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH
CLINT BARTON
The hell?
STEVE ROGERS
I don't think that's Bruce.
NATASHA ROMANOV
Or Hulk for that matter
Hulk can't text
Doesn't have the patience
TONY STARK
Fingers are too big
BRUCE BANNER
NO HULK CAN TEXT
HULK USE VOICE TEXT
LADY VOICE IN PHONE IS HULK'S FRIEND
STEVE ROGERS
Who the hell is this?
BRUCE BANNER
Oh very well it's Thor
I have stolen Banner's phone as a jape
And have been sending messages to all his contacts as the Hulk
TONY STARK
Haha
CLINT BARTON
Hilarious
NATASHA ROMANOV
Bet Bruce didn't take kindly to that
BRUCE BANNER
Yes he has since transformed and now we're battling
In fairness to me however
I have accurately represented what he said