New Mexico, 2013
DARCY LEWIS
Hey friend
Hey buddy
Hey pal of mine
THOR
Greetings Darcy
Am I to guess that you need something?
DARCY LEWIS
Whatcha doing this Saturday night?
THOR
Oh, the usual, just a spot of saving the world
Why do you ask?
DARCY LEWIS
Damn I have a grad school thing and I need a plus one
You'd impress the hell out of my advisor
THOR
Alas I do relish cowing the tiny people
DARCY LEWIS
Don't suppose you've got a brother or something?
THOR
Well it so happens that I do
However
DARCY LEWIS
Oh
Wait
THOR
Yes
Good news is he's also fairly impressive
Bad news is he's attempted to conquer the world Several worlds in fact
DARCY LEWIS
Yeah
I remember now
Can I have his number anyway?
Going to these things alone is worse than alien invasion