Bleecker Street, 2025
WANDA MAXIMOFF
Hi Stephen
Finding myself a little short of spell components
You wouldn't happen to have some eyes of newt I could borrow?
STEPHEN STRANGE
Eye of newt? Really?
WANDA MAXIMOFF
Of course
Don't you ever do conjurations
STEPHEN STRANGE
You actually use newt eyes for that?
WANDA MAXIMOFF
Oh I guess you don't have any then
STEPHEN STRANGE
But what do you do with them?
WANDA MAXIMOFF
Don't worry about it, it's a witch thing
You sorcerers wouldn't understand
But if you ever need any adder's fork or blind worm sting
Let a neighbor know
STEPHEN STRANGE
…Are you screwing with me?
WANDA MAXIMOFF
Oh no Stephen
Everything you need to know about witches came from Halloween stories and 17th century soap opera writers
You a Bewitched fan by any chance?
That's like a documentary for us
