Texts from Avengers Tower

by Breakinglight11

There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren't one of them. A funny collection of shorts.

23. Catchphrase

Barton home, Iowa, 2024

KATE BISHOP
So I've been thinking about your branding problem

CLINT BARTON
Oh no

KATE BISHOP
And I've got a new strategy

CLINT BARTON
No you don't

KATE BISHOP
One word
CATCHPHRASE

CLINT BARTON
No

KATE BISHOP
How about
BULLSEYE
Short sweet punchy

CLINT BARTON
No

KATE BISHOP
Maybe too on the nose?
How about
Straight and narrow or you get the arrow?

CLINT BARTON
And what am I supposed to do with these?
Yell them before I take my shot and give my position away?
Can't say catchphrases when you're dead

KATE BISHOP
Don't blame me when the action figure people come and pass you over
Because you can't give the marketing department shit