Bleecker Street, New York, 2025
WONG
Are you really going to your ex-girlfriend's wedding?
STRANGE
Opening portals to spy on me, are you?
WONG
I don't need magic to know an RSVP card when I see one
STRANGE
You really should stop reading other people's mail
WONG
You didn't answer my question
STRANGE
Why do you care? Does this concern you?
WONG
Do you have a date?
STRANGE
Why, are you offering?
WONG
You should be so lucky.
I'm the Sorcerer Supreme, I'm quite the catch.
STRANGE
I'm sure the trauma team at Metro-General would be very impressed.
WONG
But if you're thinking of summoning an extra dimensional being or creating a magical construct to bring with you, I feel it's my duty to warn you against it.
That never ends well. Trust me.
Still. Might be less pathetic than going without a date at all.
STRANGE
You are weirdly invested in this
WONG
Hey
Just because the Sorcerer Supreme is tasked with keeping the universe in balance doesn't mean I don't have time for a little drama