New York, 2024
BUCKY BARNES
Hey man
If it makes you feel any better
This new Captain America joker is bullshit
SAM WILSON
You're telling me
BUCKY BARNES
He looks like if they put Steve in a dryer and he shrunk like a wool sweater
SAM WILSON
He looks like a confederate stan cosplaying as a riot cop
BUCKY BARNES
He looks like if Red Skull had a baby with an ICE agent and it got a way worse human mask
SAM WILSON
Wow
BUCKY BARNES
Sorry too far?
SAM WILSON
Nah keep going this is helping
BUCKY BARNES
Ok sure
He looks like if a white supremacist puppet found a magic lamp and wished he were a real boy
SAM WILSON
Yeah that's the stuff