Kamar-Taj, 2016
STRANGE
For the record, Wong
I know you know who Beyoncé is
I heard you listening to Single Ladies in your study
WONG
Did you now?
I believe you are mistaken, Strange
STRANGE
Um, excuse me
Are you really going to deny it?
WONG
The only person who could possibly have overheard that would have been the thief who stole books from my library
Against my express wishes and admonitions
And facilitated the desecration of reality
Which is very serious crime
STRANGE
Huh
I suppose it is
WONG
And that couldn't possibly have been you, Strange
You would never commit such a transgression
Therefore
You cannot prove I listen to Beyoncé
STRANGE
I guess not
WONG
Besides
I'm more of a Rihanna guy anyway