New York, 2011
AGENT COULSON
Hello, Mr. Stark
We're calling you in on an assignment
TONY STARK
Yeah sure I'm just an errand boy you can send out for cigarettes
That's definitely going to work out for you
AGENT COULSON
You wanted to be a consultant, Mr. Stark
That means occasionally being asked to consult
TONY STARK
All right fine what you got
Suicide mission?
Bomb disarmament?
Pizza run?
AGENT COULSON
We need you to scuttle plans to recruit the Abomination
By annoying General Ross
TONY STARK
Oh in that case I'm there
I can fill his car with stuffed animals
Send a male stripper to his office
Have an Iron Man suit play death metal outside his window
AGENT COULSON
Just show up and be your usual charming self
TONY STARK
Even better that's my favorite