New York, 2024
THOR
Give it to me straight Rogers
Were you always worthy?
STEVE ROGERS
What do you mean?
THOR
My hammer Mjolnir
Could you always lift it?
STEVE ROGERS
…
THOR
Allfather help me
STEVE ROGERS
I wasn't going to say anything.
THOR
So all this time
At that party several years ago
You could lift it and you pretended not to?
To spare my feelings?
STEVE ROGERS
Well. I know it's special to you.
I didn't want to steal your thunder.
So to speak.
THOR
Puns will not rescue this situation friend