San Francisco, 2024
KATY
My waipo been asking about you a lot lately
SHANG
Of course she has all grandmas love me
KATY
She's still hoping were gonna get married
I try to explain but she just goes on about cute grandbabies
SHANG
That's my fault next time I'll be less cute around her
KATY
Ha ha
Lets make a deal
For if were not married by the time were 45
SHANG
We'll just marry each other?
KATY
Hell no you think I wanna get tied down
We'll just steal a couple cute babies and throw them at waipo to keep her happy
Should be no trouble with your superhero skills
SHANG
That sounds slightly unethical
KATY
Come on you wouldn't help out a pal
What kind of fake husband are you