Queens, New York, 2019
TONY STARK
Hey kid
Seems some little gremlin's been messing with my autocorrect
Pepper becomes PEPPERJACK
Happy turns into HAPPYMEAL
PETER PARKER
Haha rlly
That's hilarious
TONY STARK
Yeah laugh it up kid
I don't got a lot of folks in my life with the ability to hack my phone AND that particular sense of humor
Thought I'd start with the one wiseass gen zoomer
PETER PARKER
Don't freak out its just a couple little jokes
TONY STARK
Uh huh
Is that all you did
PETER PARKER
Well
Have u tried to talk to anyone abt Friday recently?
TONY STARK
What about FRENCHFRY?
Jesus Christ
Are there any more
PETER PARKER
Nah I ran out of ideas
I guess dr banner could be SHAMROCKSHAKE for the green thing
I rlly wanted somebody to be BIGMAC but it didn't work with anybody's name
TONY STARK
I don't know Rogers maybe
What's more American than a Big Mac
PETER PARKER
Jeez sir u turned my dumb joke into a grim statement on American consumerism
TONY STARK
Now were both annoyed