San Francisco, 2024
TREVOR
Hello Kasey how are we then?
KATY
It's Katy
And who is this?
TREVOR
Oh it's Trevor
Trevor Slattery
The actor
You know the one with Morris the little headless fellow
KATY
Oh geez
What do you want?
TREVOR
Well I'm passing along a message from Morris
Because he can't type with his little paw things
And he's having trouble with the voice to text
KATY
Ok…
TREVOR
It seems he developed a fondness for those lovely little cheese puff things
And somehow one can't get a hold of them in Ta Lo
So we were wondering if you might lend a hand
And you know
Bring him a pallet or two
KATY
Morris wants me to cross dimensions
With cheese balls
He doesn't even have a mouth!
TREVOR
Oh fine fine they're for me
Ta Lo has a lot to recommend it but their junk food options are a bit on the thin side
Everyone's so damned healthy
KATY
Jesus Christ
Youre using Morris for your own gain?
TREVOR
Oh for heavens sake
For all I know the little fellow doesnt eat at all
KATY
Bye Trevor lose my number
TREVOR
So you arent going to bring the cheese balls?