Texts from Avengers Tower

by Breakinglight11

There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren't one of them. A funny collection of shorts.

89. Trouble

Gamma Quadrant, 2015

NICK FURY
Well, there's another world-ending crisis averted
No thanks to you, I might add

CAROL DANVERS
Aw, your ragtag little adventuring party pulled through
You don't need me rushing back to earth for every little possible cataclysm

NICKY FURY
Glad you're so certain
You never know when one of these hot messes will self-destruct with rage or blow off to Asgard or cause the damn cataclysm with his damn robots

CAROL DANVERS
You know, maybe I should come back to lend a hand for the next one
Has anyone ever told your little crew how you lost your eye?
Cause I could definitely help with that

NICK FURY
…You know what
You stay out there in the stars
Keep a little trouble off my planet

CAROL DANVERS
Yeah
You're probably right