Texts from Avengers Tower

by Breakinglight11

There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren't one of them. A funny collection of shorts.

90. Steed

New Mexico, 2011

SIF
I think I am beginning to see why you would fight for this world of Midgard
It has a strange beauty to it

THOR
I'm glad to hear it It surprised me too

SIF
Although it seems to be disappointingly lacking in mounts sufficient to ride into battle

THOR
I noticed that as well!

SIF
The Warriors Three and I thought we had discovered such a creature at a local menagerie
In the form of a large woolly bovine with impressively long horns

THOR
That sounds ideal! Did they not serve?

SIF
When Volstagg tried to mount the beast it tossed him, charged him, and threw him in its watering hole
Whereupon he was shortly set on by the local constabulary

THOR
A shame, it seems the creature has a warrior's spirit
Of course if Volstagg tried to ride me I'd do the same