Texts from Avengers Tower

by Breakinglight11

There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren't one of them. A funny collection of shorts.

100. Scam

Avengers compound, 2024

ROCKET RACCOON
Hey so you're a rich bastard

TONY STARK
Uh guilty I guess

ROCKET RACCOON
Look I gotta make some cash on this planet quick
Tell me how this bit coin gig works

TONY STARK
Oh lord
You're an annoying little rodent but I feel obligated to warn you
That bit coin stuff is a complete scam

ROCKET RACCOON
Duh obviously tin can man
I'm trying to get IN on that scam

TONY STARK
Oh in that case
Let me set you up with some NFTs
We'll make shitty JPEGs of you and come up with a currency with a dumb name

ROCKET RACCOON
Rocketbucks
Obviously

TONY STARK
Oh my God the possum's going to be able to buy and sell me