Avengers compound, 2024
SCOTT
So I was wondering
If Steve is America's ass
What are the rest of us?
BRUCE
Oh, Jesus
TONY
Well clearly I am America's brain
AND hair
BRUCE
I might give you some slight competition for brain
And do you really think you've got better hair than Thor?
TONY
Shut up he's not American
Fine I call chest
SCOTT
I mean, honestly
Thor's got chest and biceps too
TONY
Jesus why don't you all marry Thor if you like him so much
Whatever perfectly chiseled jawline then
BRUCE
Now that's Steve too
SCOTT
Hard agree
TONY
WOW are you guys competing for America's asshole?
BRUCE
You seem to want to be America's dick
STEVE
For the record, I'm not comfortable with any of this
TONY
Shut up Steve you're the butt not the voice